My Instagram game is weak. I don’t have the patience to deal with 75 hashtags and I don’t have a theme besides being ducking awesome in regards to what photos I post. The Angry Professor was asked how many Instagram followers he had and I had to meekly say 180. That’s when I was offered the rare and exciting opportunity for someone to ‘manage my Instagram.’
Maybe I sound like the old man, get off my lawn, but what the duck is managing an instagram account? Oh how I long for the days of Hemingway when words mattered.
Anyhow, the pics I post are pretty sick dude so you should follow me. #cowabunga #kickass #rad #bro #brobro
Here’s a sample of my bitchin’ portfolio. #rockon