MuscleEgg: The Best Way to Get In Shape

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Bill Pay Sundays: Every Sunday, TPOL peddles for money by promoting products that I use and recommend to my readers. In exchange, I get paid a referral fee. Today’s product is MuscleEgg. Through the end of the month, you will receive 10% off by using Muscle10 at checkout.

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TPOL is going to Cuba! That’s the good news. The bad news is that my Year of The Monkey tour has made me unworthy of visiting the beach. With only three months until I get into my Speedo, I am getting back on my patented Tahiti diet. The staple part of the diet is egg whites. I used to buy egg whites from Costco and make omelette after omelette. Then I discovered drinkable liquid egg whites and went that route. Now, I have the best product of all time, flavored liquid egg whites.

My initial reaction was one of disgust when my friend told me about this. I decided to give it a shot and ordered 4 gallons of chocolate caramel egg whites. And let me tell you, they are delicious. They are so good I had to double-check the nutrition information to make sure that this wasn’t a Seinfeld nonfat ice cream situation. Thankfully, it is not. While my favorite flavor is the aforementioned chocolate caramel there are many others including Cake Batter (use the code CAKE2017 to receive 15% off) which can be used to make protein pancakes. Put almond butter in the middle of the pancake and roll it into a burrito. Trust me, it’s fantastic. The pumpkin pie flavor can be mixed with a cup of water and microwaved with oatmeal which makes it nice and creamy. I blend flavors like chocolate and strawberry with protein powder which turns it into a milkshake. Or you can be lazy, like I am most of the time, and drink it with delight.

I recommend ordering 4 gallons at a time to get the best value. They are good for up to 30 days, though I usually finish mine much faster than that. Otherwise, they can be frozen for months. To top it all off, the price per ounce of egg whites is on par with Costco’s!

I’ll conclude this infomercial by showcasing real results of the Tahiti Diet.

Duck not included
Duck not included

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