For my alcoholics and people in need of instant satisfaction, here are the Top 8 places, then the not Top 2 places to get (in pictures of course) the ultimate masculine drink based strictly on flavor and delivery, not scenery.
1. Seychelles
2. Miami, Florida
3. Nassau, Bahamas
4. Las Vegas, Nevada
4. Cartagena, Colombia
5. Budva, Montenegro
6. Phoenix, Arizona
7. Mauritius
8. Maldives
Dishonorable mention:
1. Sihanoukville, Cambodia
2. Bocas del Toro, Panama
cafe del mar!