SEO, analytics, and blah blah blah may help the patient blogger expand his readership but here at ThePointsOfLife ain’t nobody got time for that.
That’s why I’ve spent $150,000 for a one second ad ($4.5 million on a thirty-second ad is the going rate) to introduce the Academy Awards of Beers, cleverly called The International Guide to Local Brew during today’s Super Bowl. Traveling to 70 countries, I’ve done my fair share of drinking and now it’s time to pay homage to the brew masters, the drunks, and the aficionados of the hops, barley, and yeast concoction better known as beer.
Light or dark, dunkel or hefe, port or stout, lager or amber, blond or brunette, whatever your fancy, I’ve tried them all. I along with the esteemed members of the Academy are set to announce the winners.
So today whether you are enjoying Budweiser, the official beer of the NFL, or a micro brew, keep an eye out for my commercial featuring the world’s fastest slide show of my beer consumption throughout the world.
For those who can’t wait, here’s a sneak peek of the montage without the fireworks.