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Read for Comedic Purposes: TPOL’s Out of the Office (For Carnival in Trinidad)

Typically, TPOL’s Out of the Office post consists of the following: “I’m out of the office. Good day.” I never thought people actually read the content in the office autoresponders. I learned that is not true my second year at the University of Michigan. As a joke, I put, “I’m out of the office in the Cayman Islands. Should you need further assistance, please contact my secretary.” I neglected to turn off the responder.

Sleeping in the back of my economics statistics class, I heard the professor say, “Someone requested an overhead projector for their project, but when I responded, the email said to contact the secretary as the individual was in the Cayman Islands.”

I raised my hand to acknowledge that I wrote the message.

Which brings me to today’s out-of-the-office message. I am out of the office in Trinidad for Carnival. I don’t know if I’ll discover the same bliss as I did in 2019 (see Last Minute Trinidad Carnival Guide! Everything You Need to Know And Stuff You Will Figure Out On Your Own!), but I will find out. In the interim, you can contact my secretary should you need further assistance.

For those curious, I received a B+ in that course. The theme of my project was “Is Disney in Decline?” Fast forward decades later, and the answer is still TBD.

a group of people in clothing walking down a street
2019 Trinidad Carnival
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