Hilton Reward Certificate Booking: The Diamond Advantage

The Hilton Reserve card is on the chopping block this year because spending 10k for a weekend stay certificate (Fri-Sunday) plus paying the $95 annual fee is not worth it for me. I will eventually reapply for the card since I’ve had it for two years in the hopes that I get approved again. In the mean time, I have two expiring certificates that must be used within one year of being issued. Those dates cannot be extended. The problem was doing the math and finding a property that had availability for my upcoming trips before the expiration. I ended up booking the Hilton Shinjuku and the Waldorf Dubai Palm Jumeirah. Before making the booking, I went on hilton.com to check availability. Stay certificates are only valid for standard room at the standard rate.

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50k is the standard rate for Hilton Tokyo while 95k would be the standard rate for Conrad
Initially, I had booked the Conrad Tokyo (see review here) because it was the better redemption in terms of value. However, the Hilton Tokyo was more practical which is why I was looking to switch. For the date that I will be in Japan, the standard rate was not available. Instead, as pictured above, some random huge number showed. I logged into my account and was surprised to see that the rate had dropped down from the obscene number shown to the public to 50,000 along with the caption that said Diamond Member redemption. The same happened when I looked for availability at the Waldorf. In both cases, when I called Hilton they stated that my Diamond status reduced the points requirement to the standard rate which allowed me to make the booking. While this may not be the greatest use of a stay certificate in terms of aspirational properties, it works out well for me in terms of convenience. The best part is that I received Hilton Diamond via status match.  

The Points Confessional: The Mortal Sin of Rationalizing Redemptions

Forgive me Points Guy for I have sinned. It has been two days since my last award booking. Today’s topic of profound importance is committing heresy by booking awards that your own valuation calculator does not support. After devaluation after devaluation after devaluation, points are becoming as worthless as Uncle Vito’s promise to pay up on his wager of MSU reaching the Final Four. Although TPOL preaches Shut Up & Book!, even I, the points pastor is mindful to keep a stash for fear that I won’t be approved for another card. Putting the finishing touches on the greatest trip I will take (see Tahiti Triumph) since the $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World, required booking hotel rooms in Dubai, Shanghai, and Tokyo. I’ve stayed at the Conrad Tokyo, the Park Hyatt Shanghai, the Waldorf on the Bund Shanghai, Le Royal Meridien Shanghai, the Hyatt on the Bund Shanghai, and the Golden Tulip in Dubai (before TPOL was TPOL). All of those are great choices but I wanted to stay in new places this time. I was interested in the following properties:

  • The Waldorf Astoria Dubai Palm Jumeirah
  • The Andaz Xintiandi Shanghai
  • The Grand Hyatt Shanghai
  • Twelve at Hengshan, a Luxury Hotel Shanghai
  • Hyatt on the Bund Shanghai
It really doesn’t get any better than that. Well, it could if the redemptions weren’t teetering on the edge of compromising TPOL’s Points And Cash Math. Points + cash makes sense when the value of the points + the dinero is > the cost of the room. The same equation can be used for a points only reservation but I prefer the cash n points method for stretching my balances during these dark deval times. Solving this mathematical is not as easy at it appears to be. Here are some issues I have to address when weighing if making a reservation is a good idea or bad one. 1. Room Rate: The first question and most important question that was not answered TPOL’s Points And Cash Math is what price for the room should be used in making the calculation. Is it the historical rate of the room published by websites like TripAdvisor? Is it the flexible rate price that allows cancellations at anytime? Is it the book well in advance price where the date to make changes has already past? 2. Upgrades & Amenities: The next question that must be answered is whether to factor in amenities when determining the threshold price of the room. Should the math be based on the breakfast rate? Should it be based on the suite rate provided when a DSU has been confirmed? 3. Duration: Making matters more complicated is factoring the duration of the stay. For example, in Dubai, I’m not even staying the night en route to Shanghai so I could skip the hotel altogether. I’m there long enough that a room would make my layover more comfortable but it certainly is not necessary i.e., there is a Four Points that would do the job for less. 4. Annual Fees: Adding in the cost of the annual fee for the hotel card that made the free room possible is a variable that often gets overlooked. In my Dubai example, this is the free night from spending 10k on the Hilton Reserve card which has an annual fee of $95. Another issue is expiring certificates. If the stay certificate isn’t used, it is forfeited entirely. 5. Valuation Calculator: There is the question of valuation. In the event your personal valuation is inflated more than the industry (TPOL likes to use 3 cents for SPG, 2 cents for Hyatt), is it permissible to rationalize lower values utilized by leading writers in the field like TPG? 6. Intangibles: This math becomes more convoluted when additional variables are included. One externality is the utility gained from staying at the hotel i.e., the unique experience of staying on the worst real estate development in the history of mankind. How are those World Islands coming along? Now that the questions have been posed, the process continues by a multi-step value analysis. The Initial Analysis: The Strict Interpretation of Value 1. Room Rate: The analysis should start with the advanced purchase rate. If it clears this hurdle then there’s nothing more to be done. 2. Upgrades & Amenities: Factoring in breakfast should never be used; it is cheating. Save suite upgrades calculations for the secondary analysis. 3. Duration: If the math based on your valuation of points is coming up short then only staying for a short duration goes into the ‘don’t book’ box. 4. Annual Fee: The Hilton Reserve card required spending 10k to get the free night bonus which was easy before but more cumbersome now. Incorporating the opportunity cost into MS on this card versus another would be an exercise in futility. The award has been realized and must be used before it expires. The relevant monetary factor is the annual fee of $95 which should be subtracted from the savings in the equation. 5. Valuation Calculator: Each person should have his own valuation calculator. SPG points are the most valuable for me (3 cents each) because TPOL’s best efforts for lobbying for Amex referrals from readers have yielded next to nothing. As such, I keep them close to my bosom. Hyatt points ( 2 cents each) will be harder to come by with Chase no longer lobbying for my business. In the initial analysis, it is critical to use your own valuation. 6. Intangibles: This is not the time or place for deriving value from intangibles. The Secondary Analysis: Rationalizing Redemptions  1. Room Rate Range: If the cash n points value is less than price for the advanced booking, then consult the flexible rate. That, practically speaking, is the rate that I consider to be the true rate because I’m rarely in the circumstance where I know what I’m doing in life. Write down the range of rates and take note of where your booking falls within those two. 2. Upgrades: At this point, it is acceptable to write down the rate for the lowest level suite upgrade. This works better for confirmed suites. Though it is probable that a suite will be offered for SPG platinums, for example, in Asia, it is not a guarantee. 3. Duration: A short duration will continue to make the award less appealing as there won’t be the opportunity to enjoy the hotel itself. 4. The Annual Fee: The annual fee continues to be a factor both in terms of the amount paid and the expiration of the free night award. 5. Valuation: It is time to start looking but not calculating what the experts believe a proper valuation for the points should be. 6. Intangibles: It is the Palm Jumeirah. How many times am I going to be in Dubai with an opportunity to stay there for free? The Final Analysis: Making the Math Work  Ultimately the math has to work to prevent a case of buyer’s remorse. 1. Room Rate: All other things equal, the easiest way to see if the reservation should be made is to take the range of room rates and use the more generous valuation from factor number 5. If it beats the advanced purchased rate, there is a good case to be made that the redemption should be made. If it does not then it’s time to scan through the factors for the final time. 2. Upgrade: At this point, the points aren’t perfect but the suite appears to be. Score one for the ‘book’ column. 3. Duration: Curiously, at this stage, duration starts to become a reason to book the premium hotel. The ‘I’m only here for one night, #ballsohard’ mentality may take over. Having been methodical up to this point, it would be foolish to score duration in the ‘booking’ column. At best, the efforts to rationalize make this a tie. 4. Annual Fee: There’s a reason annual fee is fourth. It becomes decreasingly critical. It is a sunk cost that has already been paid. Perhaps better planning in the Keep vs. Cancel Matrix spreadsheet should have been contemplated but now there’s a solid deadline with a redemption that has to be used. Score another for ‘make the booking’. 5. Valuation: TPOL consults TPG for valuation. For some reason, if he says that a Hyatt point is worth 1.8 cents, then the guilt of reducing it from TPOL’s 2 cents is offset. On the other hand, if you’re searching Reddit forums hoping that someone will give you the number you want to hear then you are more compulsive than TPOL. 6. Intangibles: The points game may not be around forever. The game is under attack from all fronts. The only thing worse than buyer’s remorse is idle regret. Conclusion  Rationalizing the use of points for bad redemptions is a mortal sin that will only bring short-term pleasure. Once those vices have been enjoyed, the path down to peasant class hell will be anything but. Concurrently, it is the Waldorf Dubai Palm Jumeirah, it is the Grand Hyatt Shanghai, it is the Hilton Tokyo Shinjuku, so why not book it?
When in Dubai...
When in Dubai…
     

The Tahiti Diet: Making the Bungalow Selfie Count

The countdown is on to my much-anticipated trip around most of the world which covers Dubai, Shanghai, Tahiti, New Zealand, and Tokyo. As such, I am putting in the time at the gym and fine-tuning my diet so I can get the perfect narcissistic photo of me in the bungalow before indulging on food and drink. For the next few weeks I will be following The Tahiti Diet, a stricter version of what I call the The Cubicle-Ism Diet (if you haven’t bought my entrepreneurship book) or C&B (Chicken & Broccoli if you have a bbq and a condo in Arizona). Before you go on Amazon and search ‘Tahiti Diet’ let me save you the expense by sharing two things: 1) There’s no book called The Tahiti Diet. 2) The book would be one page long if it did exist. Before I tell you what I will be eating. Let me tell you what I will not be having before then:

  • Alcohol
That was tough to write. Moving on. Without having to spend money on The World’s Best Champagne, I have more than enough to support the greatest food product in the world, Egg Whites International. I’ve written about it before in my Get Swoll: A Repat’s Guide to Returning Healthy and I’m sharing it again because it is the cornerstone of The Tahiti Diet. Meal 1 (Breakfast) 8 Squirts of Egg Whites + double espresso + ice Meal 2 (Snack) 8 Squirts of Egg Whites as an omelette + 1 bag green beans, okra, or broccoli Meal 3 (Lunch) 8 Squirts of Egg Whites + double espresso + ice Meal 4 (Snack) 8 Squirts of Egg Whites as an omelette+ 1 bag green beans, okra, or broccoli Meal 5 (Dinner) 8 Squirts of Egg Whites as an omelette + 1 bag green beans, okra, or broccoli Meal 6 (Dessert)  8 Squirts of Egg Whites + sugar-free caramel syrup + ice Maybe I’ll have a box of wheat pasta + plain tomato sauce with pepper every 10 days or when the metabolism slows down but certainly nothing beyond that. As a treat, I will consume Tabasco, one of the World’s Best Hot Sauces, straight from the bottle in between meals. Having saved you $15.95 from buying another fad diet book, I implore you to invest in another book previously mentioned earlier in this post then call Mac at Egg Whites (877 Egg Whites) right away. If you tell him that TPOL (Alexander Bachuwa) sent you, you’ll get a free tee-shirt on a 4 gallon order.
The alternative is to skip the Tahiti Diet in favor of my fat man pizza in bed + sick mustache
The alternative is to skip the Tahiti Diet in favor of my fat man pizza in bed + sick mustache

Follow TPOL on Instagram

My Instagram game is weak. I don’t have the patience to deal with 75 hashtags and I don’t have a theme besides being ducking awesome in regards to what photos I post. The Angry Professor was asked how many Instagram followers he had and I had to meekly say 180. That’s when I was offered the rare and exciting opportunity for someone to ‘manage my Instagram.’ Maybe I sound like the old man, get off my lawn, but what the duck is managing an instagram account? Oh how I long for the days of Hemingway when words mattered. Anyhow, the pics I post are pretty sick dude so you should follow me. #cowabunga #kickass #rad #bro #brobro Follow TPOL! Here’s a sample of my bitchin’ portfolio. #rockon 1 2

Get Ready to Takeoff: The World’s Best Champagne

The flight attendant coming by with freshly squeezed OJ and cold bubbly triggers a Pavlovian response: fasten your seat-belt and prepare for takeoff. This wasn’t always the case for TPOL when I used to ride peasant class. Before the abrasive flight attendant sternly warned me to turn off my electronics as I tried to send out one last text meant I had to brace myself for an uncomfortable ride in the middle seat for the next few hours understanding that champagne would not be served. Posting pic after pic of champagne and my view from the wing exemplifies how ridiculous this whole points game is. Given that levity, I hope you’ll allow me to rank the best champagnes in the world whether drunk aboard an A380 or in the club. I’m certainly not an expert like I am in the world of Malbecs but my palette is improving. À la vôtre! 10. Louis Roederer’s Cristal What’s interesting about champagne is how it is portrayed in popular culture. Cristal used to be the most glamorous champagne one could order at the club then the CEO had some racist remarks and Cristal went from the club to snub.

Fuck Cristal, so they ask me what we drinking I thought dudes remark was rude okay So I moved on to Dom, Krug Rosé And it’s much bigger issues in the world, I know But I first had to take care of the world I know

I’ve only had Cristal a few times. On one occasion I was very disappointed because the champagne had gone bad. As a novice, I had no idea there was a specific shelf life for champagne. Drinking an ’82 bottle to commemorate the year I was born decades later is not a good idea when the shelf life for a vintage is 5-10 years from purchase.

Champagne in Bali, party lifestyle
Champagne in Bali, party lifestyle
9. Whatever Is Free Moving on from Trump Champagne described above, I believe that some of the best champagne is free champagne. In the club or on a plane, free champagne is free. That fake sense of status makes even the most bitter of champagnes taste slightly appealing, if only for a moment.
Terrible champagne in Maldives not so terrible when it's Maldives
Terrible champagne in Maldives not so terrible when it’s Maldives
8. Freixenet Premium The snobs will have a field day because I’ve included a bottle that technically isn’t champagne in this list. We all know the requirements for something to be called champagne. You are impressing no one by telling this College Jeopardy factoid. Freixenet was surprisingly good even though it is very cheap to purchase. I highly suggest drinking a bottle at the Priority Pass Lounge in Atlanta.
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Cheap and crisp
7. La Grande Annee Nothing says first class like a bottle of bubbly aboard Etihad. The champagne was lively but bitter, tender yet troubling. I don’t have the proper adjectives to describe this bottle. I can say that it was good but not great.
I assume apartments will have the same champagne as 777
I assume apartments will have the same champagne as 777
6. Luxor Champagne with 24 carat Gold Flakes Call it novelty, call it stupidity, but I rather enjoyed my Goldschläger inspired champagne before hitting the rooftop pool at the Andaz San Diego. The champagne industry is competitive so marketing ploys like this may be necessary to gain market share. I wouldn’t go out of my way to purchase it but since it also corresponds with #9 on the list, I had no complaints.
Not a particular fan of rose
Not a particular fan of rose
5. Mumm Cordon Rouge Brut Memories make champagne taste as good as it does. Mumm has been popped on a few noteworthy occasions including some fun in Ibiza and on my return from Abu Dhabi in the Etihad Lounge.
Breaking away from the normal tradition of Coors + Bloody Mary
Breaking away from the normal tradition of Coors + Bloody Mary
4. Dom Pérignon Toasting Dom is the ultimate, how to make it in America champagne. Though not particularly seductive, Dom is Dom so it gets a high spot on this distinguished epicurean list.
The lifestyle of the MBA student
The lifestyle of the MBA student
3. Moet Quality + great memories + great price point make Moet a winner for TPOL. It was the champagne of choice when I learned I passed the bar exam almost a decade ago.
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A classless, amateur way of uncorking
2. Veuve Clicquot I love Veuve. It tastes like success and is affordable even in Birmingham, Michigan or in an adult entertainment lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona.
The impromptu purchase of Vueve, always a good idea
The impromptu purchase of Veuve, always a good idea
1. Krug Grande Cuvée The bubbles feel like crystalline pearls on the palate, exploding with acidulous flavours that stand out against a rich, smooth background of ripe fruit and exotic wood interlaced with the fragrance of white flowers. That’s how the French expect TPOL to react when he drinks champagne per their website. Interestingly, I had almost used the words verbatim except I had been quoted as saying ‘medley of flowers’. Krug Grande Cuvée is best enjoyed on Cathay first, SQ first, or TPOL’s yacht, a work in progress.
The ultimate sign of a successful blog
The ultimate sign of a successful blog

TPOL Is Hosting Auditions for Actors

TPOL is searching for talent. Specifically, I need someone, preferably Morgan Freeman, to do the voice narration for my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine. This has to be one of the funniest, most creative services that an Amazon affiliate provides. It works like this: Authors post their book on ACX with a brief script. Actors audition for the role and if approved share in the profits of the book. I would narrate the book myself but TPOL’s Billy Crystal wit andĀ Rodney Dangerfield sense of humor doesn’t come out over audio. If you think you got what it takes to go to Hollywood, feel free to audition here. The whole thing reminds me of this Seinfeld episode:

Traveling While Arab? Pack Your Sense of Humor

As a former professor of Anti-Terrorism law, I am an expert on the subject and should really be on CNN giving my two dinars worth on defeating extremism. My experience flying as an Arab (Iraqi Catholic) is not unique to me. Fellow bloggers (Muslim Travel Girl and Travel Summary) have shared similar stories. As a child, I always went through security separate from my parents because their passport said ‘Birthplace: Iraq’ while mine said United States. Sorry mom, enhanced interrogation techniques is not a family affair. You and dad are on your own. Minutes or hours later, their bags disheveled but their dignity still intact, my parents finally made it through security. I hope they let you keep the curry you bought from the bazaar. It smelled suspiciously delightful. Then September 11th happened. After that, it didn’t matter if my passport said United States or if my name was Alexander Smith instead of Bachuwa. All TSA saw was a young, handsome ‘Arab looking’ man. This meant that I was entitled to VIP treatment. Here is what that entailed: After walking through screening machine: TSA Agent: Sir you have been randomly selected for additionally screening. Me: Randomly selected?! (Ickey Shuffle ensues) Agent: Sir, please take a seat. Me: Oh how nice they want me to be comfortable. Agent: Please take off your shoes. Me: They really are pulling out all the stops. Agent: Sir, we are going to run your bag again through the machine. Me: How personal! Agent: Sir, I need to swipe your hands. Me: How thoughtful to make sure I wasn’t exposed to explosives. Agent: Sir, thank you and have a great flight. Me: Who else gets that sort of red carpet treatment? And off to the gate I went. Being angry would have done nothing to stop this ‘random screening’ from occurring. In fact, I try to be all smiles before making my way to security in anticipation of the bullshit that I am about to endure. Terrorists have that stern, serious look, a dead giveaway that they are plotting something. Maybe if I’m happy and easy-going, the agent checking my passport will see that I am not one of them. My field tests have shown that this approach doesn’t work. Maybe if I sign up for Global Entry I can avoid the hassle of extra screening. Global Entry makes it unnecessary for the government to spy on me since I’m voluntarily giving them access to all of TPOL’s deepest, darkest secrets e.g., I once got a speeding ticket going 50 in a 35 when I was 16. The first time I used Global Entry I was stopped for ‘random screening’. The last time I flew I received extra, extra screening thanks to the Superman SSSS tatted on my chest. I hope they enjoyed running all my electronics one at a time through the x-ray machine. My poor Jambox always has to suffer invasive touching on account of my ethnicity. Even if I could rationalize the need for extra screening at international airports, I still can’t figure out why I was stopped (with TSA PreCheck) at the tiniest airport. All I could do was laugh. And that’s my point. If you are of Arab descent, Muslim, or if you’re from South America and happen to look like you could be from Yemen, be sure to pack your sense of humor before you arrive at the airport. Like many of us who have gone through the charade of airport security, you too will be subject to VIP treatment and it isn’t because you are flying Etihad Apartments. It’s because you look the way you do. I used to think that I was performing my civic duty by dealing with this nonsense. My reasoning was that many terrorists today are of Arab descent and their actions eliminated the benefit of the doubt for people who look like me. If I have to endure a few minutes of embarrassment in the interest of national security, so be it. The truth is profiling does not keep us safer. It wastes the time of law-abiding citizens. It is predictable and misguided. While Mr. TSA is running chemical experiments on my carry on, the Scooby-Doo perpetrator is sneaking by checkpoints disguised in a blond wig and hipster lensless eyeware. Maybe somebody should stop him for being a douche bag.

It's not a terrorist, it's TPOL on a camel.
It’s not a terrorist, it’s TPOL on a camel.
     

No Recon, Devals, MS Issues: What to Do?

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For the past few weeks our way of life has been under siege. It started with the Serve shutdowns, continued on with the Hyatt DSUs expiring, grew more complicated with Chase’s churn crackdown, and culminated with the AA deval. Besides wishful thinking about Anbang still buying SPG, there is little to write about in the world of points. Although I still have some mins to hit, I am enjoying what feels like the off-season in terms of juggling all aspects of the points process. With no imaginary trips to plan, I am able to see how much time and energy this pastime requires. While it makes for great blog content, keeping up with the latest news, getting the latest offers, and making reservations before devaluations strike is more than a part-time job. I can almost see why those outside of our industry think that we are crazy. Then I look at my upcoming trip to Tahiti which starts on Emirates Shower Class and realize that they are the crazy ones for not getting in on the action. Per usual, when there is no breaking points news, TPOL goes back to Trip Report writing, a cathartic exercise for validating the points hustle process. Thank you for reading.

See you soon Dubai
See you soon Dubai

British Club World: Upgrade, Change to AA, or Deal With It?

Does anyone have anything good to say about British Club World? It doesn’t seem so. The title of Gary’s post Just How Bad Is British Airways Club World is another chapter in the series of not so great reviews of British business class. After reading a review for the Grand Hyatt Cannes and the great perks for Hyatt Diamond, I began to think about my round trip ticket from South of France with a return from Milan on British for 30k Avios + $800. When I booked, I had the choice of flying American or British. I scoffed at the idea of flying a US carrier and even paid a few more dollars to fly BA. Now, with one bad flight review after another, it seems like a made a mistake. If I had to do it over again, I still would fly BA there on the A380 but return on American. At least I would be able to try two different products instead of repeating, if the reports are true, the same mediocre experience twice. Now I’m wondering if I should use Avios to upgrade to first class, try to call terrible British customer service and switch my return flight to AA (without paying a change fee), or stop being a baby and endure the grave injustice of a round trip business class flight for the decent deal that I paid. Concurrently, I implore bloggers to stop writing about how awful Club World is. Alternatively, maybe BA can stop sucking. 

Photo courtesy of http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chaos-british-airways-flight-plane-7575505
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Defeating Extremism

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January 2015: 12 dead in Paris, France November 2015: 130 dead in Paris, France December 2015: 14 dead in San Bernadino, California January 2016: 13 dead in Istanbul, Turkey March 2016: 5 dead in Istanbul, Turkey March 2016: 31 dead in Brussels, Belgium And those are just attacks in the West. The list goes on indefinitely if it includes terrorist attacks in the Middle East, Africa, and beyond. Bombings in Lebanon receive little coverage, slaughters in Iraq are attributed to sectarian violence, and strife between Israel and Palestine is reported as an election issue, not a humanitarian crisis. Meanwhile, rampant killings by Boko Haram are overlooked because the world chooses to ignore Africa. In Belgium, there is a community of young, disenfranchised Arab men who have not assimilated into European society. They live in low-income communities and are angry and resentful of the status quo. These weak-minded individuals are easy prey for radical clerics who promise salvation if they will go to the Middle East and fight for the caliphate. Some of these men who were petty criminals in Belgium return from Syria as jihadi fighters, even more convinced than ever that they are carrying out a higher calling. By then it is too late. There is no amount of intelligence or international coordination that can thwart their plots. It no longer becomes a matter of if but a matter of when and where there will be devastation. Meanwhile, the world watches in horror as more innocent people are killed. At some point, there has to be an honest evaluation for how to end such bloodshed not only in the West but also throughout the world. At some point, the civilized world has to understand the basis of radicalization instead of simply believing it to be a war of good versus evil. Affiliating killers as members of a particular group does not explain the motivations of the actual actors involved. Designating killings as a terrorist attack does not make the tragedy more understandable or future ones more preventable. At some point the world must ask why there are men on the battlefield. Only after that question is answered can extreme ideology be defeated.