We’re closing in on the Final Four. I know 2 of the 5 who are in contention for a free trip to Puerto Rico. #4 is my editor who shamelessly picked Duke. #5 is my friend from Michigan who looks poised to win it all. Sadly, “IpreferOMAAT’ has little chance of winning [insert emoji] [insert ‘ugh’ pretext].
Can you make it to a free trip to Myrtle Beach? It is much nicer there.
How about Miami?
Yup, slim chances of winning indeed. But finishing in the top 5, and almost doubling TPOL’s total is great. And yes, Uh Oh, Wild, Major, Whoa, all apply here.
Dagnabbit [emoji]
Shit, I’d take a free trip to anywhere.
You have an editor?!?!?!? What exactly do they edit?
He edits grammar e.g., your annoying use of multiple exclamation points and question marks.
Also using ‘they’ when editor is singular.