Jet Set Go!

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ThePointsOfLife is continuing its makeover from small time points peddler to big time points spender. Yesterday, I introduced the homepage for Hotel Reviews which is a ridiculous list of the number of hotels I’ve stayed at over the years. Today, I’m rolling out the Trip Reports Directory outlining all my points redemption since officially joining the points game as a professional churner when I applied for an Amex SPG in November 2011.

I would like to thank my credit score, big banks, and my OCD obsession with Microsoft Excel for making this possible. While creating this directory, I was dumbfounded that all of this was the result of accruing points. To date, I’ve seen 71+ countries*, flew so many first/business class segments, and have stayed at too many 5-star hotels-all for next to nothing.

Besides serving as a trophy case, the Trip Reports section will walk you through the when, where, and most importantly, the how I made all this happen. That way you can do it too.

Here is a snapshot of the page to date, much of details have yet to be completed:

THEPOINTSOFLIFE TRAVEL PHILOSOPHY

Here is the Trip Report Index of all the Hotels, Flights, and Airline Lounges combined into a complete, beautiful itinerary per each trip taken via ThePointsOfLife career:

2014

ThePointsOfLife Visa Run Keeps Running (October 2014)

  • Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
  • Shanghai, China
  • Hong Kong
  • Osaka, Japan
  • Kyoto, Japan
  • Beijing, China
  • Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Welcome to the Cold (July 2014)

  • New York, New York
  • Helsinki, Finland
  • Stockholm, Sweden
  • Riga, Latvia
  • Istanbul, Turkey
  • Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Road Trip One Last Time in the US (July 2014)

  • Montana
  • Chicago, Illinois
  • Michigan

A Trip to the Far East (June 2014)

  • Shanghai, China
  • Bali, Indonesia

The Fees of Frontier Airlines and the Free of Hyatt Gold Passport (May 2014)

  • Liberia, Costa Rica
  • San Jose, Costa Rica

2013

The Trip Heard Round the World: The 50,000 American Airlines Explorer Award (December 2013-January 2014)

  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • San Diego, California
  • Tokyo, Japan
  • Melbourne, Australia
  • Wellington, New Zealand
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Colombo, Sri Lanka
  • Maldives
  • Saigon, Vietnam
  • Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
  • Hong Kong
  • Cape Town, South Africa
  • Knysna, South Africa
  • Durban, South Africa
  • Mauritius
  • Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Doha, Qatar
  • New York, New York

 From the West Coast the East Coast, I Love the Southwest Companion Pass (August-October 2013)

  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • Napa Valley, California
  • Seattle, Washington
  • Detroit, Michigan
  • New York, New York
  • Boston, Massachusetts
  • Phoenix, Arizona

Hyatt Diamond Challenge and Mi Amor, Argentina (August 2013) 

  • Buenos Aires, Argentina,
  • Mendoza, Argentina

Why British Avios Are the Greatest: Free Tickets to the Final Four (April 2013)

  • Atlanta, Georgia

Earning Dividends from US Airways Geographically Challenged (March 2013) 

  • Istanbul, Turkey
  • Khartoum, Sudan
  • Seychelles

Are You Ready for Some Football? An Aloft AA Supebowl with All the Fixin’s (February 2013) 

  • Nashville, Tennessee

2012

How Points Changed my Life: Losing my Virginity in Business (December 2012-January 2013) 

  • Detroit, Michigan
  • Frankfurt, Germany
  • Taipei, Taiwan
  • Siem Reap, Cambodia
  • Bangkok, Thailand
  • Goa, India
  • New Delhi, India
  • Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
  • Las Vegas, Nevada

How Hard Can It Be to Run a Marathon (August 2012)

  • Anchorage, Alaska

My First SPG Redemption (March 2012) 

  • Nassau, Bahamas
  • Las Vegas, Nevada

2011

On the 8th Day ThePointsOfLife Was Born (December 2011)

  • New Orleans, Louisiana
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Sheraton Kuta Bali Hotel

Hotel Reviews Upon Reviews

My efforts not to conform to the prototypical blog lifestyle have failed, sort of. I’ve tried to stay away from simple hotel reviews because every single blogger does them already and they all do them the exact same way.

Then while researching where to stay in Osaka, Japan I had a revelation; I enjoy reading reviews of the same hotel over and over and over again. So I thought that I would create my own robust Hotel Reviews section where I would not only bring my unique perspective when writing reviews (see The Park Hyatt Sydney and the Case of the Missing Koala) but also create a one stop shop where like minded travelers could benefit from my visit to 71 countries*. Along with more Flight Reviews and Lounge Reviews, I’m also adding a Travel Guide section that clearly demonstrates what to do, eat, and drink in cities throughout the globe.

The unique content like Pho Sho: Top 10 Pho Worldwide, my latest travel advice, China’s 72-hour Visa-Free Transit Rule: Flyer Beware, or my True Detective series make ThePointsOfLife more like HBO and less like a bad duplicate of a sitcom whose storyline has been overdone.

For those of you who didn’t click on the Hotel Reviews link above, here is where the page stands as of today:

Pacific Ocean

Australia

Park Hyatt Sydney (December 2013): THE PARK HYATT SYDNEY AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING KOALA

Radisson on Flagstaff Gardens Melbourne (December 2013)

Park Hyatt Melbourne (December 2013)

New Zealand

Hotel Novotel Wellington (December 2013)

North America

United States

Alaska

Sheraton Anchorage Hotel and Spa (August 2012)

Arizona

W Scottsdale (All the Time)

JW Marriott Phoenix Desert Ridge Resort & Spa (May 2014)

Aloft Phoenix Airport (Thanksgiving 2013)

Arizona Inn: Tucson Hotel (July 2008)

California

Andaz Napa (August 2013)

Westin Verasa Napa (August 2013)

W Hollywood (May 2012)

Colorado

Aloft Denver International Airport (May 2014)

Georgia

W Atlanta – Midtown (April 2013)

Illinois

Waldorf Astoria Chicago (July 2014)

Conrad Chicago (July 2014)

Louisiana

Sheraton New Orleans Hotel (December 2011)

Massachusetts 

Westin Boston Waterfront (October 2013)

Liberty Hotel Boston (October 2013)

Sheraton Boston Hotel (October 2013)

Michigan

Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport (July 2014): LEAVING THE D IN STYLE

DoubleTree Suites by Hilton Hotel Detroit Downtown – Fort Shelby (September 2013)

Nevada

THE KNOCKOUT: THE WINNER’S BRACKET OF WHERE TO STAY IN VEGAS

Artisan Hotel Boutique (January 2012): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: THE BLACK MAGIC OF THE ARTISAN HOTEL BOUTIQUE

Caesar’s Palace (February 2007): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: ALL HAIL CAESAR’S PALACE

Cosmopolitan (March 2014): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: IT’S COSMOPOLITAN TO BE BROKE

Bellagio (March 2012): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: ROAST: THE BELLAGIO

Encore (June 2013) and Wynn (July 2007): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: THE ENCORE WYNNS IN OVERTIME

Flamingo (March 2008), Planet Hollywood and Stratosphere (October 2008), Treasure Island (November 2008): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: DISQUALIFICATION OF THE PRICELINE PRETENDERS

Four Seasons (February 2014): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: WHAT THE $20 TRICK GETS YOU AT THE FOUR SEASONS

Hard Rock Hotel (May 2009): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: FADING TO BLACKOUT AT THE HARD ROCK

Hooters (March 2006): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: GIVING THE HOOTERS CASINO HOTEL THE BIRD

Mandalay Bay (February 2014): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: MANDALAY BAY, THE RIGHT WAY

Mirage (May 2007): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: YOUR USUAL TABLE, MR. PAPAGIORGIO? THE MIRAGE LAS VEGAS

Palazzo (August 2009): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: THAT’S PALAZZO, THAT’S PALAZZO

Paris (April 2012): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: WHY OH, WHY DO I LOVE PARIS?

Riviera (August 2005): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK, THE RIVIERA HOTEL & CASINO

The Signature at the MGM Grand (December 2006): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: COURTYARD BY MGM SIGNATURE

The Skylofts at the MGM Grand (March 2006): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: THE BUTLER AT MGM’S SKYLOFTS

Stardust (January 2006)/Sahara (May 2007) (SLS): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: STARDUST VS SAHARA (SLS), THE PLAY-IN GAME

THEhotel (Delano) (January 2012): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: THEHOTEL READS NO VACANCY

Trump Hotel (January 2012): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: MY FANTASTIC VOYAGE AT THE TRUMP HOTEL

Venetian (May 2009): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: TOPLESS AT VENETIAN’S TAO BEACH

Westin Las Vegas (February 2010): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: IT’S STILL A WESTIN

Your Friend’s Apartment (Anytime): VEGAS KNOCKOUT: EARLY’S APARTMENT FOR A LATE ARRIVAL

New York

Best Western Bowery Hanbee Hotel (July 2014)

Radisson Martinique on Broadway (September 2013)

St. Regis New York Hotel (May 2013): UNFORGETTABLE: THE ST. REGIS NEW YORK

Tennessee

Aloft Nashville West End (February 2013)

Washington

W Seattle (September 2013)

Central America

Costa Rica

Aloft San Jose Hotel Costa Rica (May 2014)

Andaz Peninsula Papagayo (May 2014)

South America

Argentina

Park Hyatt Mendoza, Hotel, Casino & Spa (August 2013)

Palacio Duhau Park Hyatt Buenos Aires (August 2013)

Caribbean 

Aruba

Holiday Inn Aruba (December 2010)

Bahamas

Sheraton Cable Beach Resort Nassau (March 2012)

Europe and Mediterranean

Finland

Hotel Kämp, a Luxury Collection Hotel, Helsinki (July 2014)

Latvia 

Radisson Blu Elizabete Hotel, Riga (July 2014)

Sweden 

Radisson Blu Strand Hotel, Stockholm (July 2014)

Turkey

Park Hyatt Istanbul – Maçka Palas (July 2014)

Radisson Blu Bosphorus Hotel (March 2013)

Hilton Istanbul Bosphorus (March 2013)

Africa

South Africa

InterContinental Sandton Towers (January 2014)

Hilton Durban (January 2014)

Conrad Pezula (January 2014)

Radisson Blu Hotel Waterfront, Cape Town (January 2014)

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Cape Town – Upper Eastside (December 2013)

Middle East

Qatar

W Doha Hotel & Residences (January 2014)

Hilton Doha (January 2014)

Indian Ocean

Maldives

Conrad Maldives Rangali Island (December 2013)

Mauritius

The St. Regis Mauritius Resort (January 2014)

Le Méridien Ile Maurice (January 2014)

Seychelles

Hilton Seychelles Northolme Resort and Spa (March 2013)

Asia

China

Aloft Beijing, Haidan (November 2014)

Le Royal Méridien Shanghai (October 2014)

Hyatt on the Bund, Shanghai (October 2014)

Park Hyatt Shanghai (June 2014): PARK HYATT SHANGHAI: TOO HIGH IN THE SKY

Waldorf Astoria Shanghai on the Bund (June 2014): IT’S AN INSTITUTION SIR

Hong Kong

Hyatt Regency Hong Kong Tsim Sha Tsui (October 2014)

Mirador Mansion,Tsim Sha Tsui, Hongkong (December 2009)

India

Adamo The Bellus Goa (December 2012)

Indonesia

Bali 

Sheraton Bali Kuta Resort (June 2014)

Bounty Hotel (June 2014)

Japan

Hyatt Regency Kyoto (November 2014)

The St. Regis Osaka (November 2014)

Hyatt Regency Osaka (November 2014)

Conrad Tokyo (December 2013)

Malaysia

Aloft Kuala Lumpur Sentral (December 2013)

The Westin Langkawi Resort & Spa (January 2010)

Singapore 

Grand Hyatt Singapore (January 2010)

Sri Lanka

Hilton Colombo Residences (December 2013)

Thailand

Aloft Bangkok – Sukhumvit 11 (December 2012)

Sawasdee House Bangkok (December 2012)

Vietnam

Park Hyatt Saigon (December 2013)

Sheraton Saigon Hotel & Towers (December 2013)

China’s 72-hour Visa-Free Transit Rule: Flyer Beware

This is part of the Trip Report The Visa Run Keeps Running (October 2014) which started and ended in Mongolia with these stops along the way:

Here is the overview for this report: All in Business, All for $200 And 30,000 US AIR Miles


 

You say you hate applying for a visa. You say you want to go to China. You say, out loud, “Oh I will just utilize the 72-hour visa-free transit option.”

To you I say, flyer beware.

You would assume that myself a lawyer would pay attention to details and given my past visa issues I would be extra vigil. But, oops I did it again. Home Alone 3 happened at Beijing airport when the immigration officer told me that I could not get a transit visa for Shanghai.

To recap, I had booked a beautiful points itinerary all in business class for $200, 30,000 points with US Airways’ codeshare partner Air China. Here was the itinerary:

ULN to PVG: (Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia to Shanghai, China with a connection in PEK (Beijing, China): 72-hour visa-free transit in Shanghai.

PVG to KIX: (Shanghai, China to Osaka, Japan) Third country of Japan to comply with 72-hour visa-free transit rule.

KIX-PEK: (Osaka to Beijing) Again using the 72-hour visa-free transit rule.

PEK-ULN: (Beijing to Ulaanbaatar) Less than 24 hour stopover to comply with US Airway routing rule.

Here’s what happened upon arrival in PEK (Beijing):

“Sorry you cannot go to Shanghai, you stand here, airline representative will help you.”

“Wally world dad?” ‎ran through my mind as I tried to negotiate a way into the country, but all the smooth talking in the world, both in English and Mandarin were getting me nowhere, literally.

After going through the immigration line for the third time like Victor Navorski, I finally came to terms that no meant no. I was left with two options:

Option 1: A transit visa for Beijing allowing me to stay there for 72 hours.

Option 2: A 24 hour visa that would allow me to board my flight to Shanghai provided I showed a ticket out of the country. (The Avios Lifesaver post is for another day).

Because the next flight on my itinerary was from Shanghai to Osaka and because I already had beautiful Hyatt on the Bund booked in Shanghai, I chose option 2 and got to work on securing my entry/exit strategy.

With only an hour till my flight to Shanghai departed, I paid for Boingo, went on BA.com and, without breaking a sweat, booked a roundtrip from Shanghai to Hong Kong returning to Shanghai after one night in Hong Kong.

Due to the madness of this experience, I’ve decided to share everything you don’t know and cannot know about the 72-hour visa-free transit rule.

To begin, prior to this trip I had read everything online about the 72-hour visa-transit rule and obviously things were not that clear. To spare all of you from dealing with this drama I’m going to break down the 72-hour visa-free transit rule FAQ style.

  1.  What is the 72-hour visa-free transit rule? The 72-hour visa-free transit is a way to visit China without going through the formal application process of applying for a tourist visa. It allows you to enter certain cities (Beijing, Chengdu, Shanghai, and increasingly a few more) without a tourist visa for a period of 72 hours.
  1.  ‎What do I need to show the immigration officer upon arrival at the airport? You need to show that you have a ticket out of China to a third country departing within 72 hours of your arrival.
  1. What is a third country? In my itinerary I was going from Mongolia to China then to Japan. Japan is my third country.
  1. Is Hong Kong a country? The old country count list question of what is a country comes into play here. For the purposes of the third country rule, Hong Kong and Macau qualify as countries.
  1. Suppose my itinerary is as follows: Saigon, Vietnam to Shanghai then Shanghai to Singapore, does this work? Yes. Here the third country is Singapore.
  1. Why didn’t this work for Michael Jeries when he booked that itinerary? What is the rule on connections in terms of a third country? Here is the complete itinerary for the issue in question 5:HCM-HKG (Saigon, Vietnam to Hong Kong connection)HKG-PVG (Hong Kong to Shanghai)PVG-HKG (Shanghai to Hong Kong connection)HKG-SIN (Hong Kong to Singapore)The problem with this itinerary in terms of the 72-hour visa-free transit rule is that immigration doesn’t look at the complete itinerary which shows the first country as Vietnam and the third country as Singapore. Instead, it sees the first country as Hong Kong and the third country as Hong Kong making it invalid for purposes of the transit visa.‎It doesn’t matter that you were coming from Vietnam. Immigration only looks at the flight coming into China. In this case that flight is from Hong Kong.It doesn’t matter if your layover in Hong Kong on the way out of Shanghai going to Singapore is for two minutes. Their rationale is that you are returning to Hong Kong since you physically will be in Hong Kong. This closes a potential loophole for the clever traveler who would book a ticket onwards to Singapore and skip that segment.Simply put, you need to depart an airport in Country A‎ (Hong Kong) arrive in China then fly to another country besides Country A first. While it seems easy enough, finding direct flights to satisfy this requirement makes it challenging.
  1. ‎There are no direct flights from my departure city to Shanghai. All flights stop in Beijing. Can I make the connection in Beijing and obtain my transit visa when I arrive in Shanghai? No! This is what happened to me. Air China only flies to Shanghai via Beijing. There are no flights directly from Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Don’t be fooled by the itinerary that says ULN-PVG (Ulaanbaatar to Shanghai) because there is a three hour layover in Beijing.The 72-hour visa-free applies only to the port of entry city. In this case the port of entry was Beijing.‎If you arrive in Beijing you have to go through immigration in Beijing ‎and are only eligible for the 72-hour visa-free transit for Beijing.Once again, it doesn’t matter if you have no‎ intention of ever leaving the airport. You are landing in Beijing, this means you can only utilize the 72-hour visa-free transit n Beijing.For me, this was a surprise because there was no way I could’ve arrived directly to Shanghai via Ulaanbaatar. Unless I wanted to visit Beijing for 72 hours (which I certainly do not) I can’t take advantage of the 72-hour visa-free transit rule.Imagine if the United States had a 72 hour option restricting a traveler to a certain city. You fly from Shanghai to Dallas and since this is your port of entry you have to stay in Dallas (perhaps Fort Worth). That seems silly since hubs like Dallas in the US or Beijing in China also serve as gateways to the rest of the country.At the same time, it must be understood that each province in China much like the UAE has some level of autonomy. Indeed Shanghai and Beijing have a LA vs NY rivalry. The 72-hour visa-free transit rule was implemented to encourage tourism within certain cities. With this in mind, it makes some sense that the rules are the way they are. ‎What doesn’t make sense is how come it isn’t explicitly stated! (Google 72-hour visa-free transit and read the chatter, even the State Department’s website doesn’t spell it out as clearly as I have.)
  1. I didn’t read this post in time. Now I’m at the airport being denied entry, what can I do? First, don’t panic. Second, you can take comfort in knowing that China as a whole has a 24 hour visa free rule. In this case, you can enter China via Beijing without a visa, without a 72-hour visa-free transit stamp, and still take the connection flight to Shanghai so long as you leave mainland China within 24 hours.
  1. That’s great news but I’m in a panic and a hurry, can I book any flight to get out of mainland China then change it later? After all, carriers do give you a 24 hour window to cancel. To get past the immigration officer, all you need is a reservation confirmation showing you are leaving the country on time. But, on your arrival card you will be required to write down your departing flight number. So while technically you can book any flight, it is prudent to pick one that you will take.
  2. What happens if I booked a random flight to comply with the immigration rules, made it past the immigration officer, arrived in Shanghai but now I want to change my flight? Let’s tackle this question by returning to Michael Jeries’s itinerary.MJ found out in Hong Kong that he could not come to China because his itinerary didn’t meet the third country requirement. Resilient, he booked a flight from Shanghai to Macau. Upon arriving in Shanghai, he pondered whether he should:
    1. Fly to Macau and find a flight to Bali from there (the second stop on our vacation)
    2. Cancel the Macau reservation and stick to the original itinerary. What if he did just fly back to Hong Kong? He was leaving the country within the 72 hour period anyway and could probably convince the immigration officer that it was an honest mistake and that his third country was Indonesia (Bali) in spite of the connection in Hong Kong.
    3. Cancel Macau and find a more convenient route to Singapore not via Hong Kong.

    MJ didn’t go with option 1 and was understandably nervous of going with option 2. He opted for option 3, changing his flight to one that went directly from Shanghai to Singapore.

    What happened? MJ arrived at the airport and the Chinese were far from pleased that the flight on his arrival card out of China did not match the flight he was taking. First he was detained and questioned. Second his bags were unpacked and each individual item was scanned in the x-ray machine. After that harrowing experience, he was permitted to leave.

    ‎So maybe you can change your flight but it’s anyone’s guess what they’ll do to you if you do.

  3.  I didn’t change my flight after reading #10 and have successfully made it to the third country. But, because I wasn’t aware of these rules I still have to get back to Shanghai to continue my routing. How long do I have to be out of China before returning? I arrived in Beijing on the 29th, was given a 24 hour visa to get me to Shanghai. On the 30th I left for Hong Kong. On the way out I explicitly asked this question and was told I could return on the 31st so long as I had proof of a flight out of Shanghai within 72 hours.So it all comes full circle. Technically, I was able to stay in Shanghai for 24 hours, leave for one calendar day, and then return to get 72 more hours of transit visa-free glory.
  4. What happens if I receive a 24 hour visa, get to Shanghai then decide I’ll risk it by sticking to my original itinerary, i.e., why should I deal with going to and fro to Hong Kong, I’ll just stay in Shanghai and deal with my visa violation when I depart.  I pondered what the worst thing that could happen if I stayed in Shanghai and showed up to the airport to take my flight to Osaka 2 days later. My passport showed a 24 hour visa with the port of entry as Beijing. I thought eventually they’d have to let me leave? It’s not like they want me to stay. Perhaps they may ban me from returning for a period of time. Perhaps they may detain me long enough that I miss my flight out and then when they do let me go they fine me as well. For me, that seemed like too much to risk which is why I went to Hong Kong instead for 12,800 British Avios + $107.
  5. Now I’m fully compliant and prepared to utilize the 72-hour visa-free transit rule thanks to this great FAQ. Obviously, I will have no trouble with the check in agent at the airport, right? That’s what I thought as I returned from Hong Kong back to Shanghai. The answer is no. The agents at the airports know next to nothing about the 72-hour visa-free transit rule. They will insist that you need a visa, that you will not be permitted to board the plane, and will test your patience as they delay you to the point that you may miss your flight altogether. Do not give into their lack of training and general ignorance. Lay out the rule for them step-by-step and remain confident. After they take your passport and huddle up with everyone at the ticket counter, they eventually will yield in your favor.

The Conclusion 

On its face the 72-hour visa-free transit rule ‎may seem like a convenient option instead of dealing with the process of obtaining a normal tourist visa. But, as you have read, the rule is not clearly outlined on any website (maybe it is on a Chinese site). And, even if you do comply with the rules, in the end 72 hours is not nearly enough in a city like Shanghai. Thus, I recommend paying for a tourist visa and hope that it’s multiple entry.

Otherwise, I’d say fuck it and go to Thailand.

Good day!

Don't let this happen to you! At PEK looking for flights to satisfy the bloody visa req.
Don’t let this happen to you! At PEK looking for flights to satisfy the bloody visa req. Luckily for me I had British Avios and booked a rt ticket for 12,800 points + $107.

<–Back to the Business Class Lounge MongoliaOnto Hyatt on the Bund Shanghai–>

ZZZ my way through this post…

Like going to the gym, I make it a point to keep a routine by blogging once a day. This may be the shortest post but at least I keep the streak alive.

Over the last 8 days, I’ve visited:

  • Shanghai, China
  • Hong Kong
  • Back to Shanghai
  • Osaka, Japan
  • Kyoto, Japan
  • Beijing, China
  • Now back in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Needless to say I’m exhausted from all that travel but I have so much fun content to share about all that travel. Also, I’m going to be changing up the presentation of my website slightly before making the move to the prior2boarding server. All in all, exciting times here.

Good zzz everyone,

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What’s in store in Mongolia this time around?

ThePointsOfLife

Are You the Fat Guy in the Lounge?

Are you the fat guy in the lounge? Here’s a questionnaire to help you determine that:

Do you find that your mini table is stacked with plates and glasses?

Do you sample everything whether it appears to be delicious or barely edible simply because it is free?

Do you sit close to the buffet because walking back and forth is too time consuming when your flight leaves in fifteen minutes and you require three trips?

Do you face the kitchen door so you can be the first to try out the industrial size pasta?

Do you pour a glass of beer and champagne to justify all those days flying coach?

Do you shrug off the looks of fellow passengers who stare down their noses at your fat boy assortment of desserts?

Do you refuse to tip the bartender because the lounge is a free amenity and his salary should be included?

Are you fat?

Well that was cathartic, now let me go back for fourths!

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Endo Tempura: Kyoto, Japan

Care to drink too much? Care to eat too much? Care to spend too much? Well then, come to Tempura Endo Yasaka. Endo  is one of the most famous restaurants to eat everything tempura in all of the world. Reservations are made months in advance but thanks to the Hyatt Kyoto I managed to get a reservation for a private room.

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Fashionable in Osaka

I’m a man of fashion. From the fake market to the inexpensive tailor of Shanghai, everything I own is designer  [impostor].

The streets of Osaka are lined with all the familiar brands of which I own their counterfeit replacements. The prices are in yen but I’m sure they are still out of my budget. Whenever I see these beautiful store fronts whether they be in Ulaanbaatar or Osaka, I can’t help but wonder how much they pay for rent, how profitable or un they are, and if their international presence is more of a marketing ploy to say “We have locations in…” than to sell useless handbags whose prices constitute the GDP of the countries they are in.

In any case, they are nice to look at. IMG_20141103_170149 IMG_20141103_170211 IMG_20141103_170542 IMG_20141103_170808 IMG_20141103_171725

Oh, Saka, Osaka

Here’s what I’ve done:

Landed at 9pm, went through the slowest immigration known to man.

Went to take the bus to the Hyatt Osaka and was told it doesn’t run past 9:10pm.

Spent 3 hours on the subway, changing lines 4 times to get to the Hyatt. (A taxi one was was $160!)

Went for sake, beer, and sushi till 4am.

Left the isolated Hyatt for the hospitality of the St. Regis.

It’s good to be home.

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Bullet Trains and Business Class

After a bumpy ride of visa mishaps and unexpected phone outages, I’m back on track. Leaving Shanghai, I took the Maglev train to Pudong Airport that clocks in at an impressive 430km/hr saving me time and a taxi headache.

Now I’m unwinding after a great halloween party at M1NT in the Air China business class lounge. The food can’t come soon enough so I’ve shifted my focus to drinking Mr. Walker on the rocks.

Upon arrival in Osaka, it will be time to take a bullet train to downtown. Growing up, I always wanted to take the bullet train after seeing videos of it on CNN. Not sure which one is faster between the Maglev and the bullet but I’ll find out soon enough.

 

 

 

Trick, No Treat: AT&T International Data Service

Happy Halloween from ThePointsOfLife!

I’ve written about the need to have international data roaming while traveling. Apart from not being robbed by taxi tricksters, international data keeps you connected with the outside world; until it doesn’t.

First in Finland in July, now in China, AT&T has cut off my service for no reason. They send me a text saying “due to high usage, your account is suspended. Please call the following number.”

Only I can’t call the number because my phone isn’t provision to make international calls. So I have to wait until I’m back at a desktop to connect via chat. The chat service is great and they always take care of the problem, yet no one knows why it happens in the first place.

For those of you at home who take your 4G data for granted, I beg of you to caress your phone a little tighter tonight, a little longer. For you don’t know when that luxury will unexpectedly be taken away!

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You see my response in July!