A proud TPOL reader and frequent comment contributor was worried when I missed my 10:07AM post time this morning. Simultaneously, he read this article on View From The Wing, Man Promises to End Terrorism, Save the World – Gets Arrested Breaking Into Delta Cockpit. Understandably, he was concerned. I can assure you that I was not that man. Instead, I was too lazy and missed my alarm clock. I can also assure you that San Juan is safe. Come visit!