I am the king of logistics. I have put together itineraries that no one has ever seen before (see Bus-Ted: TPOL Points & Cash Summary). My route to begin my Buenos Aires Residency is not one of those triumphs. Arriving at 1:35AM, I could not meet my landlord in my fantastic apartment (see Palermo Hollywood Apt: Humboldt!). I opted to stay at the Marriott Buenos Aires Ezeiza Airport, a wise choice given its proximity to the airport.
Shuttle
An airport hotel must have one of two things: 1) Be connected to the airport. 2) Offer a shuttle to the hotel. If there is a free shuttle, it should operate 24/7. The Marriot EZE provided the latter. And, remarkably, it was on time.

Room
After wasting one day of my life flying (see Time Vs. Points), all I wanted to do was rest. The Marriott had a bed.

Shower
After wasting one day of my life, perhaps I should have showered. I chose to do so the next day.


Breakfast
After wasting one day of my life, I was happy that breakfast is included for Lifetime Elites. I was disappointed that all that remained were these scraps.

Pool
I don’t know why the airport hotel has a pool. The last time I saw one at an airport hotel was the Sheraton DTW (see The Best in the Business).

Overall
At 1PM, I left the Marriott and was en route to begin my latest residency.

