The Marriott Grand Cayman Review is part of the Quest Around The Globe Trip Report which covers the following places:
- Las Vegas, Nevada
- Grand Cayman
- Cartagena, Colombia
- Medellin, Colombia
- Miami, Florida
- Houston, Texas
- Moscow, Russia
- St. Petersburg, Russia
- Ayia Napa, Cyprus
- Amman, Jordan
- Abu Dhabi, UAE
- New York, New York
Here is the Picture Preview, the Excel Spreadsheet of all the points redemptions, and my CNN International Business Traveller segment which was filmed in Vegas.
Getting There: Taxis are damn expensive in the Cayman Islands. Rent a car if you want to explore the island or go to the official taxi stand and take a cab for $18.
Note: I stayed at the Marriott Grand Cayman before the SPG merger was complete.
I’ve always wanted to go to the Cayman Islands. My dream was to arrive there via private plane with steel suitcases full of cash. Then I found out the penalties of money laundering and decided to keep my cash in my US high yield bank account which provides 0.00005% interest. Instead of a Learjet, I flew AA from MIA to GCM for only 7500 Avios and $5.60. Instead of my beach mansion, I decided to burn 80,000 Marriott points at Grand Cayman Resort. The price for two nights would have been $613. Out of pocket I paid around $100 because of the stupid resort fee.
Marriotts Generally
My experience at Marriott hotels was mostly limited to my parent’s Arizona hotel of choice, the JW Marriott Scottsdale. The hotel is in need of an upgrade but I still enjoy aimlessly drifting, cerveza in hand, in the lazy river. Beyond that, I never cared to stay at Marriotts because I did not have any points and certainly did not have status.
The Hotel Itself
Marriotts are consistent. The rooms are tidy, the landscaping is on point, and the service is professional.
You Have Not Been Upgraded
It should come as no surprise, given my lack of status, that I did not receive a room with a view of the ocean. Instead, I had a view of the garden which is less exciting than a view of the parking lot. When I wrote the post Money Or Status? I’ll Take the Latter, readers told me that upgrades at Marriott are a rarity so I didn’t feel too bad. The room was a typical hotel room with a nice bed and decent shower. Honestly, so long as the AC works, who really cares about how nice the room is when you are in the Cayman Islands?
Bathroom
In case anyone was wondering what the bathroom looked like. Here it is:
Sleeping In
No status? No problem. I didn’t have to wake up and eat the same tired omelette and bother other guests by taking pics of the cheese spread. By waking up at 11AM, like a normal person on vacation, I hit the pool and the beach refreshed.
Pool
It is too hot to sit around the pool. I came back after sunset to sit in the hot tub.
Ocean
Seven Mile Beach is the perfect name for a beach that stretches for 11.2654 kilometers. My two days were spent drinking rum on the beach or running along it. This is why people come to the Cayman Islands. This is why people choose to pay the premium to stay on the beach. Every second not, is a second wasted.
Overall
The Marriott Grand Cayman is a solid choice on an island that does not have many points options. I plan on returning to the Cayman Islands but next time I’ll buy, not rent.
Top tier status? No problem. Marriott doesn’t offer breakfast at resorts anyway. Let’s see of the SPG side of the house can change that.
Admittedly I know nothing of Marriott. Really on breakfast? I wish there was no free breakfast anywhere so I could sleep. It’s my need to not miss out on free that forces me to go to the buffet. I have the same problem with open bar.
bad boy. no golden star for you today.
but thanks for letting me know that my checks in the mail brah!! i’ll let you know when i grab it.
“When I wrote the post Money Or Status? I’ll Take the Latter, readers told me that upgrades at Marriott ~~~~or~~~~~~ a rarity so I didn’t feel too bad.”
In case anyone was wondering what the bathroom looked ~~~~~it~~~~~~. Here it is:
F for ffort
Was the pina colada like $83.57? Grand Cayman has a reputation for being super pricey.
$15! That’s why I had one for the pic and the rest of the time drank my own rum from duty free.
Great review. Already diggin the old TPOL voice. Thanks for shaking it up!
Thank you. It’s much more fun this way.
Snorkling just steps from the Marriott is amazing!
amazing water
On my way there now! Wait 40k a night? For me it was 45k a night (135k plus $180 resort fees for 3 nights) or $800 out of pocket. Id rather pay cash rather than stupid resort fees
I agree with you. And yes they had some promotion.
Resort fees- the NEW-OLD legal SCAM for NOTHING