Priority Pass DTW is part of the TPOL Won’t Visit All 50 States And That’s OK Trip Report.
My Michigan mission was accomplished. I visited family. I saw the Bills vs. Lions game at a cheap price (see Bills vs. Lions: Ticket Scalping When No Tickets Are Available), and I qualified for Hyatt Globalist (see Finally, a Review of the Hyatt Place Livonia). All that was left to do was to travel on Spirit for 12 hours from DTW-MCO-SJU.
In preparation for this arduous journey, I was happy to relax in the Priority Pass Lounge in DTW.
Restrictions
Instead of a warm welcome, I came across this:
The lounge practices German time: I tried to walk in at 3:59 and was kicked out. The woman didn’t find it funny.
TPOL’s Tip: Be sure to check the app for restrictions.
Food
The pasta was good as was the salad. 
Beer
I appreciated the Stella and the Labatt Blue. 
Memories
Did you know that this was the first lounge I visited before my first angle-flat flight (see Losing My Points Virginity: Trip Report Overview)?
Seating
It’s becoming increasingly awkward to take photos in lounges. I do my best not to be creepy. 
Overall
As the saying goes, a lounge is better than no lounge even when access is delayed.
