Good afternoon from sunny Scottsdale. You may be asking why I am not in Tirana, Albania right now. Before I get to that excuse, let me reveal the final results from the Vote Where TPOL Moves Next! And I’ll Go There.
Tirana won by a hefty majority which still has me convinced that there was collusion in this election. Even setting up a runoff election (Tirana, Taipei, Lisbon, Or Bangkok: The Runoff Vote!) made no difference. The voters and conspirators spoke, and they sent a strong message: we want you to go to Albania. While I am convinced that the motivations for sending me to Albania were just to see me suffer, I am going to respect the democratic process and fulfill my campaign promise of moving. But, like a true politician, I am not going to be able to accomplish everything I said I would do right away. Because it is a bit cold in Tirana right now and because I want to golf this winter, my Albania move will be delayed.
Overall, this ‘vote where I move idea’ was a flop. It didn’t go viral and, as the results demonstrate, people are only interested in doing things for spite. But, like Forrest said, “A promise is a promise.”
I see that you’ve cut a plea deal with Mr. Mueller; time served in Albania.
Yes I sang like a Canary
Enjoy Tirana, Mr. Albania McAlbaniaFace, and I guess reflect on the wisdom of Internet crowds (such as it is).
I swear I read that the boat was being renamed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface
The boat didn’t get it but the submersible on the boat did.
And it could indeed be worse:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/4chan-mountain-dew_n_1773076.html
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/02/taylor-swift-horace-mann-school-for-the-deaf-4chan-prank-contest_n_1932257.html
Yes I’m one and done on this idea. No more gimmicks
Can we help you pack?
Get ducked lol
Seriously though, Albania is incredibly gorgeous and inexpensive with terrific food. Can’t say I would live there permanently, but for a long visit? It’s fantastic.
Yeah it’s only for a few months. That was the original thought