What’s in Your [Award] Wallet?: A Free Giveaway

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Many people ask how I keep track of all the points that I’ve racked up. Like many, I used to rely on Excel and manually enter the award program, the balance, and the expiration date. Like many, I quickly learned there is a much better way. The website is called AwardWallet.com and I’m sure many of you already use it. AwardWallet let’s you save your username and password for each travel program in one spot and tracks the changes in your points balance. While programs like Delta, United, and SWA do not participate, the other big players ranging from American Airlines to Chase Ultimate Rewards do. But don’t take my word for it, here are some free upgrades to AwardWallet premium that the people at AwardWallet.com have been so gracious to provide: Sign up on the website if you do not already have an account and click on ‘Upgrade Using a Coupon’: Capture 1) 10 personal coupons which enable to get AW Plus upgrade for 6 months: ThePointsOfLife-VFOVZDISVD ThePointsOfLife-PBYZOPEQHC ThePointsOfLife-OXAZNPHXAO ThePointsOfLife-WWULRUPZML ThePointsOfLife-DBNCBCRGSY ThePointsOfLife-IHVJGJYOHZ ThePointsOfLife-DDVXPNSEME ThePointsOfLife-QQGDSIFJOY ThePointsOfLife-HXFDGLNFAU ThePointsOfLife-EDYABNNTSA These coupons are created for users who have already registered with AW and want to extend their AwardWallet Plus membership by another 6 months. 2) 5 OneCard coupons for getting free OneCard: ThePointsOfLife-DYNXDQTTRG ThePointsOfLife-XHZRDRJTVE ThePointsOfLife-IDWPDQXXFW ThePointsOfLife-QJUEHYUASL ThePointsOfLife-GPTGHWYQPT Capture

Kindle Delight

I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. It’s Friday night in Ulaanbaatar and many of my American friends in EST are hurrying to their cubicle after spending most of their direct deposit funds, if they are paid bi monthly, at the bar Thursday night. I’m in celebration mood because I had my first international book sale this week making me an international celebrity. Maybe one book sale in Germany doesn’t elevate me to celebrity status but it did put me in a good mood! Add in the fact that the book is now available on Kindle and I can’t help but sing along to Sugarhill Gang. No idea why but I can’t get Rapper’s Delight out of my head. Perhaps I’m having flashbacks of partying with Grandmaster Flash in Dubai New Year’s Eve 2007. In any event, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong is officially on sale on Kindle here! So if you are reading this after showing up late and being lectured by your boss, hopefully you still have some of your paycheck leftover to put towards my book. That way you will be rid of the cubicle once and for all. Trust me, the dividends gained are worth the dollars spent.
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This could be you!

Taken Pho Granted: A Terrible Bowl in Ulaanbaatar

The Pho Sho: Top Ten Pho Worldwide list is not dead, it just moved to Mongolia and has not had the opportunity to press forward. An unexpected surprise when I came to Ulaanbaatar, the capital of Mongolia- the presence of pho! Not only was there a pho restaurant near my house but it was also open 24 hours. Could this be too good to be true?
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24 Hours!
The answer sadly was yes. Not only did they not have pho tai on the menu but the pho combo they had was awful. The broth was beautiful but the noodles were bland and the cuts of meat only resembled beef. In my years of pho voyages, only New York and Singapore have had pho this bad. IMG_20140804_191959 Since this pho was the worst I have ever had, not only did I not finish the bowl, I am not going to bother finishing this post.
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A combo Vietnamese/Korean restaurant? No
Thankfully, there is another pho restaurant here that I pray is up to the international standard I have come to expect. Could that crack the top ten list?

Park Hyatt Shanghai: Too High in the Sky

a long table with a sign on the wall Following my odyssey aboard Emirates Airlines A380 First Class to Dubai, I was relegated to flying Emirates Business to Shanghai so I won’t bore you with pictures of the bathroom that didn’t have a shower. Upon arriving in Shanghai, I made it by the taxi tricksters to the government authorized taxi line and waited for shifu (master worker aka the name used for all taxi drivers) to restore me to luxury by way of the Park Hyatt Shanghai. For those of you who have never been to Shanghai, some background information is needed. Shanghai is divided into two sections by the Huangpu River: Pudong and Puxi with ‘dong’ meaning east and ‘xi’ meaning west. Pudong has been designated the business district and is where the majority of banks, law firms, and multinational institutions reside. It used to be residential area that has since transitioned into the hub of big business virtually overnight. In 2010, the World Expo was held in Shanghai and to make way for all the international pavilions, the government implemented their rendition of eminent domain and bussed out any remaining residents, buying their land at a bargain rate, to put it mildly.  Pudong is the side of Shanghai with the unarguably the best skyline in the whole wide world. There is a reason, besides aesthetics, that all the pictures are taken from Puxi of Pudong. Simply stated, Pudong is boring and Puxi is party. This takes me back to the taxi and my journey to the Park Hyatt. As I wrote here, taxi drivers in China, out of the kindness of their hearts, not only chauffeur passengers from point A to point B but also play the part of tour guide by showing passengers the entire city by driving around in circles even when unprompted to do so. In no mood to be ripped off after my long journey to China, I took a screenshot of the hotel’s address in Mandarin (a lesson more thoroughly explained in Lesson 4: It Pays to Get Robbed in my book). What makes the Park Hyatt stand out among all other hotels in Shanghai is that it is located on the 90th floor of the World Financial Center- the 7th tallest building in the world! A taxi driver would have to be completely and utterly clueless to not know where this building is. My taxi driver was that driver. Just like my first time in Shanghai back in 2009, I was being driven around in circles on my way from the airport to my hotel. This time I was pointing out the window at the bat signal that is the illuminated World Financial Center screaming, “It’s the tall building!” in Mandarin. Yet somehow my pleas fell on deaf ears. Twenty minutes later, the driver finally had a moment of clarity, looked up at the night sky, and comprehended that the 7th tallest building in the world was home to the Park Hyatt. Arriving Friday at midnight, I was graciously welcomed by the front desk after taking the Willy Wonka elevator to the top floor. As a Hyatt Gold Passport Platinum member, my room was upgraded and the view from the room when the fog finally cleared was spectacular. Right outside my window was the 16th tallest building in the world, the Jin Mao Tower, and what will be the 2nd tallest building in the world, the Shanghai tower. Their powerful presence had me both awe struck and feeling insignificant simultaneously. Upon entering my room, I took the standard photos for the blog and hastily made my way back to the magical elevator to catch yet another taxi to the famous Bar Rouge and then the infamous Mint. When I finally did return to the sanctuary of the Park Hyatt at 7am, I managed to negotiate a spot at the breakfast buffet, a privilege reserved for those holding Diamond status- a demarcation that I will once again strive to achieve. I stayed at the Park Hyatt for 2 nights, using Mikey’s 2 free night awards (He was only there for one night) courtesy of the Chase Hyatt card and have nothing but great things to say about my stay. I have to add that the automatic toilet that lifted its cover when it sensed a user approaching was a nice touch. I must confess that the luxury of the hotel is in every way Park Hyatt but the location unlike Park Hyatts in Sydney, Melbourne, and Istanbul to name a few is not ideal. As I said, Pudong is the business boring district and having to deal with the inconsistent taxi fares after the metro stops running (whether or not you are able to speak Mandarin) is an inconvenience that trumps the high sky vantage of the Park Hyatt. While I still give this resort a top rating, it nevertheless falls a tad short of the Waldorf Astoria Shanghai– the iconic resort located on the happening side of Puxi. Zai jian! a tall building with a blue light a bed with pillows and a lamp in a dark room a desk with a television and chair in a room DSC_0133 a bathroom with a large mirror and sink a coffee machine with a cup of coffee a window with a white shade a low angle view of tall buildings a tall building with windows
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Seriously, he couldnt find this building!?
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Shanghai Tower under a cloak of fog
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Me with the Big 3!
 

Sheikh Dubai’s Chariot: First Class on Emirates Airlines A380

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Sheikh Dubai’s Chariot
It has been claimed by many in the points game that the greatest redemption is aboard an Emirates Airlines A380 with first class service to anywhere. What’s better than anywhere is anywhere that takes a long, long time. The cost of somewhere far away on Emirates is approximately $15,000 give or take a few hundred. It should come as no surprise that my adventure aboard Emirates from JFK to DXB continuing onto PVG (New York to Dubai to Shanghai) cost me $15 out of pocket at the time of booking. Obtaining those points was as straightforward as it gets: Teach Me How To Churn Apply for an Alaskan Airlines card via Bank of America when the offer is 30k. Wait 90 days. Apply for an Alaskan Airlines business card via Bank of America when the offer is 30k. Wait 90 days. And then, you guessed it, apply for an Alaskan Airlines card again when the offer is 30k. That puts you at 90k. Some spending, some purchasing of miles if needed, and you easily, quickly, and cheaply reach the 100k threshold needed to book this flight. (There are even some offers that come and go of 40k.) Booking the flight on alaskaair.com was simple and the availability was pretty open. The hardest part is anxiously waiting for your date of travel, letting your imagination run wild as to how you will spend your time in the air. Pre Flight One service that I did know about but stupidly forgot to take advantage of is the chauffeur service to the airport. I neglected to book my transport in advance and was forced to take the subway then the bus to the airport. So, make sure you don’t make that mistake. Once at JFK, I proceeded to the lounge which I quickly reviewed while I was there but will post a more thorough review at a later date. The best feature of the lounge is that it allows first class passengers to board directly without leaving the lounge. Now boarding: All ballers to Dubai Boarding my first A380, I was kindly greeted by the cabin service director and showed my suite. It is not as spacious as the Singapore Airlines A380 Suite Class but had many more bells and whistles. The tell tale sign that you are on board on Emirates flight or in Dubai for that matter, is the abundance of gold. DSC_0084 DSC_0085 Drink “What would you like for your pre departure drink?” As has become the custom, I always have a glass of an airline’s finest bubbly. It does not matter the time or my state of mind (admittedly it was aching after a night out in NYC) but I have to play the part of first class and sip on, what becomes, a bottomless mimosa. Aboard Emirates, it’s not just orange juice and brut but freshly squeezed and Dom. Capture DSC_0087 The Digs  I remember my first business class flight from Detroit to Frankfurt aboard a Lufthansa A330 in 2012. The seats reclined back and I sat there in disbelief. Fast forward dozens of business class flights later, angle flat has become taboo. Not only is lie flat the way to fly but a personal cocoon is imperative for any overseas journey. Aboard Emirates, the cabin crew takes time like an upscale hotel to share all the features of my new home. DSC_0086
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Selfie checkmate
After a tour of my private fort, we are ready for take-off. More of anything? More of Everything! The food on Emirates is exquisite. What other word is there to describe caviar followed up by Arabic mezze and and a side of Grand Budapest Hotel on an entertainment system that rivals illegal movie steam websites. DSC_0105 DSC_0106 DSC_0104
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Hummus wuh tubbuli w turshi wu babba gonoosh wah khooboz!
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Must See TV
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The main course: lamb and yum
Bath This is how you end a flight with a hot Emirates shower that lasts for an out of this world 5 minutes. DSC_0089 DSC_0091 DSC_0093 DSC_0095 DSC_0120 DSC_0121
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The End All dreams must come to an end and my Emirates’ one was short lived. At least the trip did provide for an inspirational post for the press section. The press in the air is heavenly..
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Until next time Emirates!

Smells Like Teen Spirit

IMG_20140811_203738 The sound of kids playing in the summer: Growing up, that was the sound of basketball. Pick up games in the neighbor’s driveway, behind Mikey’s house, and in the park were played till we couldn’t see the basket anymore or that spoiled kid took his ball and went home. It is undisputed that the international game of sport is soccer with the game being played from beaches to concrete parking lots. When I moved to Mongolia, I expected the same but perhaps not as rampant because the summer is short, limiting the opportunity to play outdoor sports. Curiously, I thought given their stature, the environment, and proximity to the former Soviet Union that Mongolia would be a hockey town. It is not.
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The soccer pitch is empty.
I was surprised in walking around Ulaanbaatar to hear the sound of a basketball being dribbled, shit being spoken, and that same whiny kid threatening to take his ball home. Every housing complex has a hoop, some with a net, some without, and a group of kids playing until the sun goes down. The absence of street lights didn’t diminish their drive to play one more game. More surprising was the level of skill these young kids displayed: posting up, driving, and shooting from the outside. Since the 1992 Dream Team, the game of basketball has become increasingly international with this year’s NBA Finals being broadcast to a record 215 countries. However, just because the game has spread to countries like China, does not mean the skills has followed. As an ESPN 4 analyst walking around China and Mongolia, I saw better fundamentals showcased by young Mongolians than the university kids at Fudan in Shanghai who made my jump shot look Ray Allenish. The love of the game hasn’t quite yet translated for wins on the international stage for Mongolia. Indeed, Mongolia is ranked dead last in the FIBA Asia zone and 112th out of 116th in the overall world standings. But, I conjecture that this has less to do with talent and more to do with infrastructure, resources, and the availability of the game to what is a small population in comparison to their leading counterparts: China, Korea, Japan, and shockingly Iran at number four. Maybe it’s because kids were out enjoying the last days of summer or maybe it’s because everyone was playing game after game that today, in Mongolia, I didn’t feel like I was 6200 miles from Detroit. I felt like I was a kid back home. IMG_20140811_204730

I Need a Shower: The Top 7 Spots to Lather Up

After another pleasant crisp cold shower following my wrong apartment selection in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia, I started to think about all those great showers I experienced all over the world. The criteria for a great shower aside from hot water is water pressure, water spouts, and ingenuity. So here are the Top 7 Shower ExperiencesĀ in all of the world*: *Spas, hammams, shiatsus, and other communal soaking experiences are not included. 7. Las Vegas, Nevada My first time in Vegas I stayed at the charming Riviera hotel. This iconic hotel will not be included on my Hotel ReviewsĀ page because the name speaks for itself. I’ve been to Vegas about twenty times but will not forget the shower experience at the Skylofts at MGM. Not only did we finally come up from the days of the Stardust hotel but also we experienced spoiled luxury for the first time. The room had a chauffeur, a butler, and a private concierge. Above all, it had a shower with aĀ ten person capacity. Go figure.
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Multiple rainfall shower!
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2nd best shower in Vegas
6. Shanghai, China My first apartment in Shanghai had a pod for a shower with spouts coming from every direction. It took some trial and error to figure out how to use all the buttons and knobs but once I figured it out, it made for an unforgettable home shower experience. DSC00570 DSC_0183 5. Liberia, Costa Rica Moving along to more formal luxury is my #5 shower experience at the Andaz Peninsula Papagayo in Liberia, Costa Rica. The resort is built overlooking the marina and the rooms seem to exist naturally with the environment.Ā The shower opens out to the balcony making you truly feel one with nature. IMG_2507 IMG_2509 IMG_2485 4. Seychelles The Hilton Seychelles Northolme is one of my favorite resorts not only because it is in the most beautiful place in the world- Mahe,Seychelles but also provides the best service for its guests. The hotel upgraded my room from garden view to ocean view at no cost and provided a shower with a view of the blue ocean. DSC01069 IMG_1128 IMG_1119 3. Doha, QatarĀ  Admittedly, Doha isn’t the most exciting city in the world but it does have a W Hotel, a guaranteed party no matter where in the world you go. As an SPG Platinum member, the front desk upgraded me to the Wow Suite and the shower was what I wish to have in my home one day, should I choose to ever stay put. The rainfall shower was the size of an extra large pizza!
2. AtlantaĀ Hartsfield-Jackson Airport I was about to board my Delta business class flight from Atlanta to Buenos Aires when I went to Delta’s new international Sky Club business class lounge. I had been to business class lounges before but had never taken advantage of the shower service. The lounge shower itsĀ hot water never ending and pressure unrelenting made the shower in ATL come in at #2. DSC02950 IMG_1561 IMG_1565 1. Emirates Airlines A380 First ClassĀ  And now for the best shower experience in the world, the incomparable, the undeniable, the incomprehensible shower aboard an Emirates Airlines A380. The pictures speak for themselves: DSC_0089 DSC_0091 DSC_0093 DSC_0095 DSC_0121 DSC_0118 The shower has to be scheduled with the flight attendant and the hot water only lasts for five minutes but how can any deny the cool factor for showering at 30,000 feet especially with all the amenities given pre and post shower. Now someone please come fix this damn shower in Ulaanbaatar!

Simply the Best: July 2014

Wrapping up the Simply the Best List is July 2014. It goes without saying that my book was published this month and is now on sale. (You can buy it here!) The reviews are starting to come in so let’s see what the world thinks. Luckily, the first one was resoundingly positive and no it was not written by me. But enough book talk, here’s the list of the best posts that you guys enjoyed in July. 1. I’M COMING HOME (The original parody of Lebron James done minutes after his was released. (see date and time in post) Take that Brian Scalabrine! a man holding a glass of wine and a bottle 2. EPHEDRINE? YOUNG LADY? HAPPY ENDING?

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The picturesque seaside lined with posh resorts is the sleight of hand meant to cover up the ills of an island marred by drugs, sex trafficking, and an apathetic regard for humanity.
3. MAN VS. HIMSELF: MY 4TH OF JULY HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
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I overheard a fellow patron ask about a food eating contest and my ears perked up. Moments later, I found myself signing up for the Double Lawdog challenge: 2lbs of dog, 2 buns, and a mound of chili cheese fries that must be completed in an hour.
4. ANYTOWN, USA
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If the vehicles were removed from the street and a picture was taken, my guess is that you could not tell what year it is.
5. #6: PHO TENDERLOIN
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While the Pho 2000 should file a trademark suit over its namesake because the pho was simply divine, it still has no case against Turtle Tower.
6. YOUR TENT HAS BEEN UPGRADED a man sleeping with a dog 7. THE PRISON OF POSH
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There’s more to life than loungin.

House Hunters International: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

Today on House Hunters International, a lawyer leaves the desert of the Sonoran for the grind of the Gobi. Join us today for House Hunter’s International as we head to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

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Today on House Hunters International, a lawyer leaves the desert of the Sonoran for the grind of the Gobi.
Mongolia, the land of Genghis Khan, the fearsome conqueror whose empire once controlled lands from Europe to Asia and the Middle East has transformed from a nomadic country into an emerging economy especially in the up and coming metropolis of its capital, Ulaanbaatar. Ulaanbaatar (or is it Ulan Bator) is a the largest city in Mongolia, a country landlocked between Russia and China. This nation is home to some of the largest natural resource deposits in the world attracting investors like the ’49 Gold Rush in the United States. The economy has gone up and down for the past couple of years but is still lucrative for professionals looking to be a part of what may be the next great international skyline. Today, we meet Alexander, an American lawyer mining for success in this ancient country. Alex: I’ve grown quite used to living in the real sunshine state of Arizona but life has gotten to be a little bit dull here. Ironically, I’m moving to a place described as drab because it is the coldest and most polluted city in the world. Luckily, the work will be very interesting. Alex has had to sell his Cadillac, get rid of his bbq, and rent out his place while simultaneously looking for an apartment in UB. He arrives on Friday with work beginning on Monday so he will have to move quickly in locating a place to live. Alex: I’ve looked at Google Maps and have some idea where my office is. For me, the most important thing is proximity to work. I’m used to the luxuries of home but will give it up to avoid freezing to death. Alex’s flight path to Mongolia was a little bit complicated. After flying from New York to Finland, Alex visited Sweden by way of boat, Latvia and Turkey before his business class flight to Seoul on Turkish Airlines, onto Beijing and finally to Mongolia- all on points. Alex found a real estate agent to assist him in the search and listed his requirements: Alex: Money isn’t the issue, proximity to work is. All I need is strong Wi-Fi, a comfortable bed, and a hot shower. I’d even settle for a studio apartment if it was connected to the office! Agent: And what is your budget? Alex: I’m thinking around $500 a month… Agent: Oh, that’s quite low. Ulaanbaatar is not as cheap you would expect. The nicer properties go for thousands of dollars a month, especially if you want to be in the city. Alex: . . . Well maybe money is an issue. Agent: But, I’ll do my best of showing you a range of properties. Option 1: The Blue Sky Building  Agent: The first property I’m showing Alex is the Blue Sky building located on Peace Avenue. This architectural marvel isn’t quite the achievement that its engineers thought it would be. It was supposed to represent the modernization of UB and introduce a new level of luxury to the city. Instead, the building was plagued with construction delays and the reviews have been mixed. I’m showing Alex this property but it is for sale, not rent. The real estate market has taken a hit since 2012 so the prices are much more affordable a building with a curved glass facade Alex: Initially, I liked the Blue Sky building because it reminded me of my days in Dubai and it is really close to work and the Choijin Lama Temple Museum. The price, in the millions of dollars, not Mongolian Tugrik, is a bit out of my budget. a tall building with a curved roof The Agent sensing that Alex’s talk of not wanting amenities was indeed just talk shifted the focus away from the city center to an area south of the city where many of the expats live. While Alex would not be walking distance to work, the complex provides all the amenities of living in Scottsdale and has bluer sky views than the Blue Sky building which becomes barely visible due to smog in the winter. Option 2: Bella Vista Apartments a city with many tall buildings Agent: I showed Alex the Bella Vista apartments that have everything from a pool to grocery store located on the premises. I could tell he was impressed. The price was out of his initial budget as most apartments go for a couple of grand a month, but he seemed to be intrigued by living in a place that was so much like home. a swimming pool with a ladder a bedroom with a large window Alex: Wow, I really like this apartment complex. It is more like living in a points hotel, like a Park Hyatt. The budget is a little off but there is a gym on site. That may be too hard to pass up. I don’t know how to get to work because there’s no way I’m driving in this traffic. Even taking a taxi seems like it would be an inconvenience given the language barrier. Moving onto option #3, the Agent does a complete 180 as she shows Alex his final choice. It is located right in the city center, only five minutes to work, right next to a gym and grocery store, and most importantly next to two pubs: Grand Khaan Irish Bar and MB Beer Plus that also is a brewery. two glasses of beer on a table Option 3: Nearby Livin’  Agent: Now I’m going to have warn you, the outside of the building isn’t exactly beautiful. It was built in the 60’s in typical Soviet design. Furthermore, the apartment is located on the 5th floor and there is no elevator. It does include Wi-Fi and satellite TV that has HBO and CNN International for watching dreamy AC360. Also, the rent is only $570 a month. Alex: Let’s take a look. Agent: Well here we are. a building with many windows a green door in a room a staircase with orange and green stepsa person lying on the stairs a door with a lock Alex: Well, the building and the front door sure have character. Agent: Here’s the bedroom that comes with this interesting rug and a bed that is as hard as the concrete infrastructure of the building itself. The bathroom has a hot shower but in Ulaanbaatar the hot water is sporadically cut off during the summer like rolling blackouts in San Francisco. But, come look, you can see your work from the window. a bed with a blue blanket and pillows a view of a city from a window Alex: If there’s one thing Ulaanbaatar has, it’s common parts. How’s the Wi-Fi? Agent: It’s pretty reliable. Please decide as soon as possible. The availability of all these places even with the economic downturn dries up quite quickly. Walking around the city, Alex goes to Suhktbaatar Square to look at the impressive statue of Ghenghis Khaan. Running out of time, he has to make a decision on where to live. Will it be option 1, the Blue Sky of Dubai, for the luxury lifestyle? Will it be option 2, the style of Scottsdale, outside the city center? Or, option 3, Flinttown, Mongolia? a statue of a man in a large building a building with columns and a statue in the front Alex: Well, first I have to start by eliminating one option. That seems obvious. Option 1. It’s too early to buy a property and especially in a building that has such terrible reviews. The gym in the complex is smaller than the one in my parents’ house and it costs $100 a month to enroll. There is a nightclub attached to it called Vegas, but nobody goes there. Option 1 is out. a brick path with trees and a white fence Alex: Now, it’s between option 2 and option 3. When I started this search I did say that proximity was important so long as I had a comfortable bed, a hot shower, and great Wi-Fi. Option 2 has all the features I’m looking for in an apartment but it is pretty far away. Option 3 does have Wi-Fi but the bed is made out of bricks and intermittent hot water? I mean, I know the summer is coming to an end any day now but that would mean I would have to move again next summer or learn to enjoy cold showers from time to time. So which one will it be? Alex: ThePointsOflife has allowed me to travel the world and stay at the best hotels and fly on the best airlines for next to nothing. I’ve been pampered more than I deserve and have grown accustom to a champagne lifestyle. But, I really enjoyed my days in Anytown, USA when I was sleeping in the great outdoors in my upgraded tent. I guess I could get use to the hard bed. And for $570 a month all in and I’m right next to work, I think I’ve made my decision: Option 3 it is!  We caught up with Alex a week after he has settled into his new apartment. The shower is running hot and the bed has enough padding to trick him into believing he is staying at his former home, the W Hotel Scottsdale. a tv on a table Alex: I love my apartment. I walk to work, to the gym, and most importantly to the bar, come rain or cold. With all the money I saved on rent, I can go to the nearby pubs as often as I like and buy as much locally crafted beer as my liver desires. For sure, I know I made the right decision. Thanks House Hunters International. a glass of beer next to a glass of beer    

Training Day

a green car with a yellow sign on the roof The investigators are gonna want to pull a tube of your blood to check for intoxicants, and what are they gonna find, Alex? Do the math. You’ve been smoking PCP all day, haven’t you? I met Cabbie Alonzo Harris bright and early for what would be an unforgettable training day in the life of a taxi driver. We left the yard and took our first call in the city of Mesa, a family going to see the doctor. From there we cruised the streets of Phoenix and Alonzo told me what not do as a taxi driver. – Do not carry any cash in your shirt pocket. Thieves sitting behind you will say they have a weapon, or have a weapon and jack you for your money. – Do not pick up fares from gas stations. Many of the robberies and criminal mischief originate from these locations because there is not a phone number to track the individual. – Do not drop off unruly customers in unlit places. A taxi driver had an issue with two passengers and finally kicked them out of his cab but did so in a dark street. They ended up taking the driver out of car, beating him so badly he ended up in intensive care, and setting fire to his taxi. – Do not return lost stuff back to a passenger’s residence. Alonzo personally, out of the kindness of his heart, returned an iPad left in his cab. When he got to the residence, the owner accused him of stealing it and pulled a gun on him. Luckily, he sped away and was not hurt. From there, the rest of the day was routine: here’s how to use the meter, here’s how Greater Phoenix is divided into parcels, and here’s the emergency button if you are in distress. A few uneventful hours later, a few dollars later, Alonzo asked me if I still wanted to be a cabbie. “Damn right,” I nervously responded. “Good, because you start tomorrow night,” he replied. Was this really worth the risk just to promote my book Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine I wondered. Read the dramatic day-in-the-life conclusion and decide for yourself. a green wall with a sign and a table