I’m ready to leave the nest. At the ripe, young age of 32, I am finally leaving moving out of my parents’ house.
I was just here for a week visiting before I move you know where and I couldn’t help but reminsice about growing up in sunny Flint, Michigan. I’m on my way to the airport right now so this is a quick goodbye to Michigan and memories before I stay at the Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport.
Anyone care for a review of that hotel? I needed it to requalify for platinum.
Here’s a pic of the best place to get ice cream, if you’re ever in Grand Blanc!
On the Run Again
Simply the Best: May 2014
Admittedly, there’s not much to do in Flint, Michigan besides eat and eat. So, before I leave for New York on Monday and things get back to the speed of life, I am doing another installment of Simply the Best (here is March and April) from The List that everyone enjoys reading. Starting in August, these will only happen once a month to recap the previous month but since I just joined Prior2Boarding, the Donatello pupil to Splinter’s BoardingArea, I feel obligated to catch everyone up on what they have missed with a Top 7 list for the month of May.
So here it is:
1. “TAXI MY FRIEND?” THAT IS YOUR HINT TO RUN.
2. LIVING DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK: 5 MYTHS ABOUT EARNING POINTS
4. THE PARK HYATT SYDNEY AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING KOALA
5. SINCE I CANNOT PERSONALLY GO TO SE ASIA WITH MIKEY AND SHOW HIM THE LADYBOY BARS IN BANGKOK…
6. 30 MINUTES TO COSTA RICA: EASY AS STEP 1, 2, 3
7. #7: PHO PEACE SUMMIT: SHANGHAI, CHINA
And because no post should ever go without promoting my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine, I am adding the link that hints at the greatest marketing promotion of them all which I actually will reveal soon because the book is finally ready for publication. I know I’ve cried wolf in the past but this time it is official, the publication is right around the corner.
So please check out this teaser that got a whole community talking about what I did just to sell some books
The Farewell Feast
The countdown to Mongolia is on and I am in Michigan prepping for the cold winter by fattening up on home cooked food.
Today, I stopped by at my grandma’s to have a light lunch and tell everyone goodbye. Since I’m too full to type, I’ll just post the pics. (Courtesy of new LG G3)
#6: Pho Tenderloin
The Calm Before the Frost
I opened my passport to see a shiny new visa with the words Mongolian Work Visa. This means the time has finally come to do 2 things:
1. Move to freezing Mongolia
2. Get Back to Work.
It’s been an interesting summer from moving out of Arizona, selling the BBQ, and trying to get rid of the Cadillac without being arrested. Of course, I have been boasting about the release of my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine, which should be named Everyone’s Release Date Is Wrong . . . Including Mine because the ‘custom interior’ is still being finalized. So, let’s be hopeful for an August release date.
It wasn’t all work this summer as I went to Costa Rica, then flew 26,000 miles around the world in style to see Mikey in Shanghai and Bali (neither place counting towards the country count competition because I am running out of places to go). From there it was on to Anytown, USA for some Ranch and upscale lodging (after dealing with more problems at Chinese Customs). Then I headed for Chicago where ThePointsOfLife almost predicted the World Cup outcome.
And now I’m home again in Flint, Michigan.
Tonight I’m going to Empress of China for the best Chinese food in the world but beyond that I’m really going to have to dig deep to find some meaningful content to keep me and you entertained.
That can only mean one thing…Canada this weekend!
It Could Be Worse
I’m still reeling from defeat after yesterday’s World Cup final. Walking around Chicago with my Messi jersey, I met fellow fans who also were distraught. I also met German fans and exchanged pleasantries about how good the game was, regardless of the outcome.
A couple of random German fans did yell out, “Messi sucks,” to which I took great exception. No need to publish my retort.
Anyhow, today is my last day in Chicago and being a tourist I had to go visit Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. Wrigley is celebrating its 100 years anniversary, a time marked by one common theme- losing.
The last time the Cubs won the World Series was way back in 1908.
Today, despite spending hundreds of millions of dollars, the losing continues. What’s worse is the owners who are now suing their own fans. The Cubs are trying to install a jumbotron and ads in the outfield which would block the view of the rooftop bars that surround part of the stadium. The owners of the bars are rightly against it. Such dysfunctionality is unprecedented.
In any event, my visit to Wrigley put things into perspective: yes I am annoyed Argentina lost, yes my Michigan sports teams have been struggling but at least I’m not a Cubs fan.
Glory Was on His Foot
Glory was on his foot and he let it slip away. Was it Messi’s fault that Argentina lost? Certainly not, but fault is irrelevant.
What is relevant is cementing one’s place in history. And Messi had his chance, several times. Argentina played better than Germany but failed to capitalize time and time again.
In the end, Goetze’s remarkable goal in extra time will forever be the iconic moment of this World Cup. The spectacular strike was nothing short of perfect.
Messi’s critics at home may continue to question his greatness and whether he is truly Argentina’s son which is, for lack of a better term, stupid. But the result will forever be, Germany 1 Argentina 0.
Glory was on his foot and it tragically slipped away.
Simply the Best: April 2014
Friday saw a huge jump in traffic with my announcement that I’m going back to Flint, Michigan. To capitalize on that action and my recent addition to Prior2Boarding, the beautiful sister of the original beauty BoardingArea, I am continuing the series of publishing my Top 7 posts of each month in The List section. The blog started way back in March and the top 7 for that month can be found here. And as soon as I catch everyone up, I’ll also have a “Why did you miss it?” link for posts that should’ve received more attention but slipped through that impossible to crack Facebook algorithm. The one from April is at the very bottom. April had a lot of dandies!
1. WHERE CAN YOU FIND THE BEST CHINESE FOOD IN THE WORLD? FLINT, MOTHERF$@KING, MICHIGAN.

2. 30 DAYS TO MALDIVES: STEP 5

3. “IF YOU DO GO TO A RESTAURANT WHERE THE WINE IS OUT OF YOUR BUDGET, DRINK BEER!”

4. #9: TRICK OR TREAT? HONG KONG PHO HALLOWEEN


6. “IT’S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.” THOSE WORDS HAVE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS.

7. THE KAMA SUTRA OF AIRPLANE SLEEP: SURVIVING A 17 HOUR FLIGHT

Why did you miss it? Bonus Post “YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT HERE.”

The Windy And Rainy City
Today was interesting. I flew out of Anytown to Seattle which does not have an American Airlines Lounge unless you lie and tell them that you are flying American within the day (whether they check or not is anyone’s guess, I was too honest to try). From Seattle, I flew into Chicago Midway via SWA.
Now, I’m about to pass out in the Conrad Chicago which is conveniently or inconveniently located next to my stomping grounds from Scottsdale, El Hefe where good times are had by most.
Anyhow, this is just a quick a-live update. The hotel isn’t as Conrad as Conrad Maldives or Conrad Tokyo or Conrad Pezula (South Africa), all of which I may, one day, write a prototypical hotel review, but now I must sleep to prep myself for a big day of World Cup action.
Go Argentina!
I’m Coming Home
