It has been confirmed by Rep. Nunez that my previous election, Vote Where TPOL Moves Next! And I’ll Go There, was compromised by foreign actors. Like Turkish President Erdogan, I have to consolidate power to make sure that the process remains ‘democratic.’ As such, I have revised the list to ten choices. The front-runner is Porto, Portugal, but not by much.
Where should I move? You decide (not BOTS) and I will go.
| # | City | Country | Cost of Living per month | Temperature in December (Celsius) | Internet Speed (mbps) | Safety | Nomad Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Taipei | Taiwan | $1,862 | 20 | 20 | 100% | 100% |
| 2 | Kaohsiung | Taiwan | $1,456 | 21 | 10 | 100% | 84% |
| 3 | Coimbra | Portugal | $1,762 | 16 | 29 | 100% | 84% |
| 4 | Las Palmas, Gran Canaria | Spain | $1420 | 21 | 24 | 85% | 91% |
| 5 | Braga | Portugal | $1343 | 15 | 39 | 82% | 93% |
| 6 | Aveiro | Portugal | $1883 | 14 | 23 | 82% | 73% |
| 7 | Porto | Portugal | $1658 | 16 | 26 | 80% | 100% |
| 8 | Ko Samui | Thailand | $1400 | 30 | 15 | 80% | 86% |
| 9 | Lisbon | Portugal | $1949 | 15 | 11 | 80% | 78% |
| 10 | Bangkok | Thailand | $1123 | 31 | 40 | 79% | 93% |
Where’s the evidence of foreign involvement?!? This election was rigged! 3 million more votes for Albania!
An Arab rigging an election? Never
Very obvious that the reports of rigging are #fakenews and #alternativefacts by a low-energy TPOL. Sad!
FISA court had intercepted an American, one Dutcher (see above) in a conversation whereby he said he and his henchmen had purposefully voted Albania on multiple devices and encouraged others to do so. #nastywoman
Nice try, Sean Spicer. We know where that aircraft carrier REALLY is now.
http://thepointsoflife.boardingarea.com/not-kuta-live-bali-vote-today/#li-comment-34730
5 million illegal votes corrupted the election, the popular vote was rigged by a basket of deplorables. Sincerely Mr. Boatface
Voter turnout is normal compared to before when albania was a choice. Safe to conclude that there are plenty of people out there who want tpol to suffer. First hint is when someone asked if they could write in hell as an option. ‘You mad bro?’
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html
That’s pretty funny
Try to get street food in Bangkok, while there’s still some to get.
You should try Ribeirão Preto. I am sure you would have plenty of experiences to post here 🙂
Google time
my 5.5 year round the world bicycle trip included albania. in winter. ugh.
i was near a town called puke (no joke), albania. the snow was snowing and going. i was in a bad, bad place. on dirt roads. with slow sloths passing me. visibility was next to nil. actually, it was nil.
then, i hear a voice. a woman. she is saying something. but i don’t speak albanian…neither tosk nor gheg. it was sign language. i followed the sign.
she invited me to her home. for a meal. and ultimately for a night. oh yeah…umm…there were two daughters. run-roh.
later, a husband came home. he was wtf’ing. the woman explained. he was edgy. we watched belly dancing on tv. then, it was time for bed.
the women disappeared.
it was i. and the husband.
the husband showed me a dagger. he demonstrated its sharpness. he looked at me. with a grimaced face and lowered eyebrows. he, too, then disappeared to bed. and i? nervously disappeared. to my couch.
i am still alive.
albania is a great place. just be careful in vomit. i mean…puke.
haa and there you go, no albania for me. ill go for a trip but why would i live there for 3 months in the winter? people only voted for it out of spite and if i hadn’t already lived in mongolia, i’d go there just to spite them back but i get better ish to do than be angry these days.
Obviously they think you’re a bad hombre and probably want to confiscate your electronic devices and read all your social media posts (including the private ones).
I voted for Bangkok for selfish reasons (I’d be there year’s end and could have a drink with you). I previously voted for Tirana for the amusement value of it all- I strongly suspected you’d a) do OK no matter what and b) you’d probably redo the vote anyway (as you have demonstrated).
Bangkok was last new years, I need a break. http://thepointsoflife.boardingarea.com/bangkok-party-new-years/
I wavered between a and b but the votes for Tirana became a joke (at my expense) and I concluded that I don’t want to live in exile again. So you were correct.
Haven’t gotten sick of Bangkok yet, five years after I started going. The New Years Eve I was in Bangkok I was actually staying at the Aloft on Suk 11 (it was a Cat 1 at that point, super cheap on points).
It’s certainly a good place to be for a party. I rather liked the drinks out of converted VW busses on that soi.
One NYE was on Ko Samui watching a riot almost break out about getting to Full Moon Party, I think this year’s going to be on Ko Phagnan for FMP, but staying on the other side on Bottle Beach.
I guess Bangkok might get jejeune if I could actually travel at your speed; day job + other factors means that longhaul travel outside the USA is more a once a year thing. I like Bangkok because it’s easier and cheaper for me to get to on miles during my company’s Christmastime shutdown than Hawaii (!).
We are in great agreement today! I too loved the VW buses. After marshal law was declared, those buses went bye-bye. And next time, no aloft. Walking down sukhumvit 11 is exhausting.