Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong…Except Mine to Blackberry

I’ve been doing all sorts of things including driving a taxi cab to promote my book Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong (available here for purchase on Kindle and paperback). An article in the NYT today titled “Blackberry, Under New Leadership Unveils Its Newest Smartphone” caught my attention, reminding me of Step 5 of my book. Step 5 of the Ten-Step plan to break free from your cubicle is to “Remain unHRable”, a concept of my own creation that describes those who can’t deal with the mundane of Mondays, choosing instead to try and make it on their own. Anyhow, within the step, I describe how an unHRable like myself couldn’t even land an interview at Blackberry even though I sent what has turned out to be an oracle of a cover letter. Check it out below: Had they listened to me then, maybe they wouldn’t have to do what they are doing now.

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Perhaps I should forward this along with a copy of my book to the current CEO, Mr. Chen.
 

The TSA Won’t Jam

images The TSA won’t jam nor would the security at the Turkish airport, the Emirates airport, and any other airport on any given day for that matter. “Laptops, liquids, gels, aerosols must be removed from your bag,” the TSA agent repeats over and over like a grandfather clock determined to keep time. Somehow there’s always someone who forgets to remove something, someone who is outraged that something is being taken away, and someone that complains that his tax dollars are being wasted. (The latter is certainly true of the agent who checks ID, scribbles nonsense, yet somehow passengers still get on planes without the requisite documentation.) Like a programmed robot, I go through the motions of complying with the security regulations as I hear the agent say,for the tenth time, “Nothing in your pockets. Make sure you have absolutely nothing in your pockets.” In the body scanner, I put my hands up, fake a smile, and wait for the all clear. Then seconds tick by as I wait for my bag to make its way through the X-Ray machine. The ugly gray bin arrives with my personal belongings as I do a quick inventory to make sure I don’t leave anything behind: Watch? Check Blackberry? Check Android? Check Camera? Check Wallet? Check Passport? Check Boarding pass? Check “Good job, not forgetting to take everything out of your pockets,” I tell myself. Then I hear the inevitable inquiry, “Is this your bag?” followed by, “I’m going to have to search it.” With no regard and no compliments as to how well I packed, how organized my bag is, the agent unzips this, removes that, till he finally comes to the item in question. “I’m going to have to test this,” the TSA agent says. “What is this?” the Emirates security agent questions. “Open this!” the Turkish agent suspiciously demands. Because it is a serious crime in 74 countries to grin during a security screening, I keep a straight face and oblige the agent. Moments later after it is scanned, examined, tested and then re-scanned, re-xamined, and re-tested, I’m given permission to be on my way. Finally at the gate, I ask myself whether bringing it along is worth the hassle.
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Big or baby, the Jambox brings nothing but headaches
   

The Coalition of the Wary: The US ‘Allies’ Against ISIS

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Today CNN is lauding that the US is not going at it alone against the scum of the earth known as ISIS, ISIL, or whatever they want to call themselves. They have found allies in the most unexpected of places, the Middle East. These countries includes Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Jordan and Qatar. There are many reasons why this coalition is very interesting. To begin, historically countries in the Middle East have been reluctant to proactively side with Western actions within the borders of their neighboring countries. They may be in favor of regime change and use backdoor diplomatic channels to express such beliefs, but it is beyond rare to see them publicly support, let alone openly participate in such displeasure. So why besides the obvious opposition to ISIS extremism are these historically neutral countries suddenly willing to take sides with the West? CNN political commentator Peter Beinhart’s calls it “a remarkable diplomatic achievement.” He commented, “I don’t think it was expected that there would be this much Arab support.” Mildly put, he is being short-sighted. While I agree with his statement that “Prominent religious leaders have said ISIS is not representative of Islam,” his conclusion that “now you have countries that are coming to the fore to attack it,” is naive. Let’s examine what this coalition has in common: Every participating country is comprised of a rich ruling family that have warranted fears that their reign may soon be undone. Their participation has nothing to do with their views on religion and everything to do with money. Saudi Arabia, the largest economy in the Middle East, with the strictest social policies in the region could not afford to overlook the threat that an ISIS revolution could have not only on its economy but also with containing its suppressed people who are devoid of many human rights. Next, the UAE which has transformed itself from its lowly beginning in the pearling industry to an economic powerhouse is also at risk from ISIS momentum. The UAE has become an icon of evil to radical groups like ISIS that see its modernization as a sacrilegious aberration from the tenets of Islam. An ISIS state would also threaten Qatar whose wealth has skyrocketed while many questions remain as to whom the Qatari government pledge their allegiance. Countries like Bahrain which have withstood the progression of the Arab Spring by threat and use of violence could ill afford the instability within its own borders that an ISIS advancement would produce. Which brings us to Syria, the country that receives the undeserved positive externality from outside military intervention. In 2011, President Obama stated that Bashir al-Assad must go. Three years ago it was unthinkable that the US and its allies could conduct air strikes within Syria without staunch opposition from the Assad regime. Today, it’s ostensibly welcomed because Assad’s biggest threat to power is no longer the Western world but ISIS. Where does this all leave us? Not with the doe-eyed, optimistic outlook that Mr. Beinhart would lead us to believe, but with the harsh reality that rejoicing in the coalition of the self-serving today will inevitably turn into lamenting in the coalition of the undeserving tomorrow. It is clear that ISIS must go but so must Assad and everyone else. IMG_0252      

Vegas Knockout: It’s Still a Westin

Capture (17) Westin vs (1) Caesars  Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. The Westin Las Vegas isn’t a Vegas super hotel. It doesn’t have a nightclub with an Ibiza guest DJ, it isn’t located right in the center of the strip, and there aren’t wild pool parties on the weekend (though the pool is open 24 hours). So why would I stay at the Westin and why should any of you? The answer is because it is an SPG property that provides all the familiarities of home. With platinum SPG status you get free Wi-Fi (without having to pay the outrageous Resort Fee of $35+ charged by most Vegas hotels), 4PM late checkout (a lifesaver for a Vegas weekend), and the Westin heavenly bed. SPG Platinums can opt for free breakfast which in Vegas is a great late night snack. In addition, the service, the quality of the room, the amenities are on par with Westins worldwide. Finally, the room rate is reasonable all things considered. But, as was the problem with Early’s Apartment, the Westin isn’t in the heart of the action as it is not located directly on the Strip (though it is only a block away). Still, the Westin is a great spot to start your stay in Vegas (if you are looking to relax before commencement of the festivities) and a great place to end your stay (if you are looking to decompress and detox before heading home). In the end, it’s a Westin. That alone says enough.

ThePointsOfLife Travel Philosophy

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My goal in writing Trip Reports is to break away from the norm by dismissing those ignoramuses who say “Bro, you have to stay in a country for at least a month to really appreciate the culture,” and the misguided who love to tell me that my quick trips are nothing more than a contrived effort to inflate my country count list at the expense of experiencing nothing. To both sects, I would like to share ThePointsOfLife Travel Philosophy: Stay in a city no longer than 2 days.*  Why? The day you arrive, you are too excited to rest because there is so much to explore. That momentum carries onto the evening when you proclaim, “I have to go out, it’s my first night here.” The next day, you can’t sleep in because you only have one day left to see everything. This makes you power through your hangover by heading to another UNESCO World Heritage site. Understandably exhausted from burning the candle on both ends, you momentarily convince yourself that you deserve a break. Then something inside you screams, “It’s your last night here, you have to go out!” This forces you to tap into your energy reserves and abandon the sanctity of sleep. The next day you encounter a new city, a new mission, a new gauntlet to run. This sentiment is the foundation of my Trip Reports‘ mantra Guns and Butter which graphically illustrates the things you must see, the things you should see, and the things you could skip. For each city, I will clearly sketch out which is which. *ThePointsOfLife encourages you to vacation responsibly. The 2 Day Philosophy is more of an ideology than a hard and fast rule. In reality, 3-4 days per city is ideal when factoring in the desire to relax, but not a day longer.

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Europe in a sentence: A castle, a river, and a bridge; surely there must be more! (Bratislava Castle in Slovakia)
   

Vegas Knockout: A Recap of Week 2

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Another week of the Knockout Bracket is in the books and finally we are getting to the real match ups. Still, the second weekend wasn’t without some thrills. Who can forget my time with Coolio at the Trump Hotel? Or the dog’s gambling issue at Early’s Apartment? What about free drinks and a hot bath at the Centurion Lounge? Yes, I know the Signature review was boring but they can’t all be winners, can they? Anyhow, here’s the bracket as it stands headed into week 3, a week that will reveal more sin and less snooze. Week 2

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The real fun starts in week 3
   

Vegas Knockout: Courtyard by MGM Signature

(17) The Westin vs (16) The Signature at MGM Grand  signature I’ve stayed at the Skylofts and the Signature at MGM Grand but never the MGM Grand itself. The MGM Grand is one of the largest hotels in the world so its no wonder there are multiple properties located within this hotel. The Signature is three prominent towers to the rear of the main hotel that serve both as a resort and as an apartment condominium for business professionals. Both the Westin and the Signature are located off the strip but, for me, it feels like the Signature is more isolated even though it is directly connected to the MGM Grand via a never ending moving walkway. When I stayed at the Signature, I had a two bedroom balcony suite with more than enough space for a whole bachelor party to crash and a balcony that was stupidly big. As had been the case with all hotels in the Knockout Bracket, the quality of the room may make a Vegas hotel good but it doesn’t automatically make it great. Instead, my bracket relies on a totality of the circumstances test to determine whether a hotel should move on: 1. The Location: Why didn’t I stay at the MGM Grand proper? 2. The Fun: Why didn’t I stay at the MGM Grand proper? 3. The Sportsbook: Id.  4. The Luxury: The rooms are typical luxury that you would find in any overbuilt condo community: granite counters, marble floors, whirlpool bathtub etc. Snooze. 5. The Value: For the size of the room, the value is great especially if you are bringing all your buddies with you for a special occasion. 6. The Food: Id at 2.  Overall, the Signature at MGM Grand is nothing more than a glorified Courtyard by Marriott that happens to be located in the backdrop of the MGM Grand. The hotel was not built to service people like myself but for those who want to be an arm’s length away from the mega MGM resort while getting away from the riff raff of Vegas. If the lack of pizzazz of this post had you dozing off then the Signature is also not right for you. If you were intrigued by the post, then I thank you for paying attention. But now it’s time to say goodbye, to Signature and all its friends.

True Detective: The Case of the Stolen iPhone: The Debrief

iPhone recovered, bounty paid, Trent and Alvin have moved on with their lives. Apart from the entertainment value provided by this installment of the True Detective series, there are serious travel lessons to be learned from Trent’s misadventure. 1. Points Advice: In Act I, Alvin questioned why Trent didn’t use his Club Carlson points to stay for free at a legitimate hotel. Trent opted to split the cost of a cheap motel with his wookiee friends and almost ended up paying the price for it. Alternatively, he could’ve had his own upscale, private room with accountable security. 2. Insurance Advice: A) Travel insurance: I’ve never paid for travel insurance because I’m short-sighted when I try to save money. Luckily, I’ve yet to be robbed abroad (apart from taxis), suffer any medical emergency, or encounter any event which would make having such insurance useful. For those that aren’t as ignorant or are less risk loving, I highly recommend paying the nominal premium to cover your ass[ets] while traveling, especially abroad. B) Phone Insurance: Everyone hates paying their cellphone bill because the prices aren’t competitive in comparison to overseas markets. Add in the cost of monthly insurance if your phone is lost, stolen, or broken along with the deductible of $200+ of filing a claim and it is no wonder that so many people chose to forego this add on. That all changes the second bad luck comes knocking and you find yourself on the phone with Verizon pleading that you had purchased the insurance and the morons at the store didn’t add it to your plan. C) Renter’s Insurance: This is the best and most overlooked insurance premium that everyone should have whether they travel or not. Depending on the state you reside in and the amount you are insuring, you can get comprehensive coverage for pretty cheap to cover your personal belongings in the event someone robs your Lake Angelus apartment. On top of that protection, there is also an electronics premium that interestingly covers electronics stolen even when you are not at home e.g., Trent’s iPhone. 3. Friend Advice: Choose wisely when you travel with friends, especially for prolonged periods outside of the country. Trent’s friends were oblivious to the fact that someone had surreptitiously entered their room with the intent to commit a robbery. If they weren’t the biggest of wookiees, I would have presumed they were in on the heist. Figuring out who is a good travel companion can be tough. The simplest way to find out who is a worthy travel companion is to spend a weekend with him or her in Las Vegas. The pandemonium of a Vegas weekend quickly reveals who is resilient enough to handle any situation and who is trustworthy enough to keep it in the locker room. Friends are either made in Vegas or lost forever. This is a necessary screening that must be completed before a big trip. Conclusion  I hope you enjoyed and learned from the funny story of Trent and Alvin. Tune in next time for more misadventures. And remember…

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Don’t take rides or trips with wookiees
 

Trial by Jury of Social Media

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Due process, innocent until proven guilty, trial by a jury of your peers: these legal principles used to mean something. Now we might as well scrap the entire judicial system because everyone is guilty if enough people say so. Today, jackasses on Facebook and Twitter decide the consequences of any action whether it be an act that is illegal or something legal but socially unacceptable. The mob mentality cloaked as outraged citizens has gone too far, leaving anyone disliked at risk of having his or her life ruined. Let me preface my argument by saying I do not condone any actions of violence, racism, sexism, or any other isms so I hope you read this first sentence carefully before orchestrating a social media witch hunt against me. But enough is enough. As a country of checks and balances, we used to “let justice run its course” before condemning anyone. The impatience from instant updates via social media has rendered this system useless. Now all it takes is a TMZ video clip, an unauthorized soundbite, or Tweet in bad taste to make someone a social outcast. The worst part is that the witch-hunt is not led by those who are fighting for good. It is led by those fighting for attention. These people don’t care about justice and equality. They want to feel involved, feel powerful, believing they are making a difference. They are mistaken. The effect of 24/7 social media monitoring will not eliminate domestic violence, reduce racism, and bring justice to the underrepresented. It will have the opposite effect. People will grow ever more conscious that they are being monitored and go to greater lengths to hide their misdeeds knowing that at any time their 4th amendment right to privacy could be violated, leaving them at the mercy of the social media mobsters. There’s a slippery slope from the benefit of exposing a person’s disgusting views about race, gender, or class and the unanticipated effect that leads to such persons suppressing their views. The latter creates hostility below the surface that will bubble up in an unforeseen way in the future, baffling the social media morons who thought that society was making progress. What did Donald Sterling learn from losing his NBA team? Did he learn that racism is wrong? No, he learned, as he is quoted as saying, that he should’ve paid the bribe to his extorter. What did Ray Rice learn from his infamous elevator incident? Did he learn that the justice system that incarcerates far more minorities than whites is reliable? Did he learn that the policies and procedures of the NFL that govern player conduct are consistent? No, he learned that the court of social media opinion is what counts. Indeed the tape in the elevator was shocking and appalling but let’s wait and see how long it takes for an investigation to prove that the NFL knew about the tape and why they chose to be complicit. Then the social media mongers will chase after Commissioner Goodell who will prove to be the ultimate hypocrite. Given the backlash, I’m surprised that the prosecution hasn’t found a loophole to undermine the double jeopardy provision and try Rice for aggravated assault (as they should have in the first place). Today, there is no justice. If social media is unhappy with the outcome via the court system at the state level, they turn to the Attorney General for help. If that doesn’t command an indictment, they’ll keep exclaiming their outrage until the President himself usurps the judicial process by interjecting his opinion. And on and on the charade of justice goes with no end in sight even after incarceration. If someone has paid his debt to society and society still thinks he’s a ‘bad guy’, they turn to the employer to be the moral compass. Of course, that all goes away once he scores a few touchdowns on the road. Then he’s ‘grown as a person’ and is back in the good graces of social media- checkout the highlight reel! The wheels of justice have been hijacked by those who want to pick and choose social causes with one underlying factor as to which cause is deemed “worthy”- attention. Today the social media moralists are concerned why a Heisman trophy winner would ever stand on a table and say, “I’ll fuck her right in the pussy.” Yesterday that statement was deemed to be 1/2 a game’s worth inappropriate by the head coach. Today, it is a full game’s worth. I wonder what has changed? The ironic part is that his condemnors, social media, weren’t denouncing the same words months ago when someone else said it online. That clip was deemed hilarious. It went viral, garnering millions of hits on Youtube. All rise. The court of social media is always in session.
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Living Doesn’t Have to Suck…unless social media says so.
 

Vegas Knockout: The Centurion Lounge Toxicology Report

(15) Hard Rock Hotel vs (18) The Centurion Lounge  a blue doors in a building In June 2013, I was going to Vegas again, and I got to meet the President again. When I left Vegas, I had the chance to visit the newly opened American Express Centurion Lounge. The best thing about visiting the Centurion Lounge is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Jack n Diets. Actually, I did run through the buffet line a couple of times and the food was pretty good. Compared to lounges in the US, the Centurion Lounge Vegas is more on par with international lounges. There are real free drinks, not just domestic drafts and there is real food, not cheese and pretzels. (Come on United, how many packets of carrots and Ranch do you expect me to eat!) a plate of food and a drink on a table However, one of the best features of the Centurion Lounge in comparison to so many I have been to (both domestic and abroad) is the monitor in the dining area with the flight departure times. I have serious anxiety when it comes to missing my flight and I always leave the lounge early to frequent with the commoners because I am scared of the gate closing. Having someone announce that a flight is boarding is wasted on me because I tune out the frequent pages. Perhaps it’s my subconscious telling me not to go but I don’t ever hear “Last call for Flight DL 2534 Las Vegas to Detroit”, electing to stay for another drink. At the same time, please don’t leave it to me to be aware of my boarding time, especially when I’m fat and full from food and exhaustion. So now I hope you know why the Centurion lounge made the hotel Knockout Bracket. It truly is nicer than many of the Priceline Pretenders and if the TSA wasn’t such a hassle, I would consider commuting between here and the Strip if I only had a day [or two] of Vegas debauchery. And if things did get a little too filthy, don’t fret, there is the added benefit of a shower spa. a screen shot of a computer