Tel Aviv Another Time

Last October, I was one of the lucky ones to book an Explorer Award ticket on American Airlines that consisted of 16 segments, 50,000 miles flown, all in business class. It was my crowning achievement as a points traveler because I got to fly the Dreamliner on JAL, business class over and over on the incomparable Cathay Pacific, sample British Air, enjoy the service of Malaysia Air, and find little value in the overhyped Qatar Airlines. While planning the trip that had more rules and regulations than a legal textbook, my goal was to maximize new cities visited and miles traveled. I planned it so I could leave for Asia, Africa, and the Middle East in December, return to the United States in January, and resume my travels to Europe this summer.

The routing for the rest of the trip was New York (JFK) to Helsinki (Hel) to Tel Aviv (TLV). I had always wanted to visit Tel Aviv after watching a great 60 Minutes segment on this enchanting city located on the Mediterranean Coast. Even with the escalation of violence over the past few weeks, I was determined to go especially after reading a Washington Post article dated July 9, 2014 reinforced what I learned from speaking to friends who had lived and traveled there. They all made the same point: life goes on uninterrupted even during times of war. To quote the Post, one local said, ““I was at the movies last night when the siren went off, and we did not even hear it,” None of the residents trivialize the real danger that is near their doorsteps, but as the article states, “This city’s defiantly blase attitude masked a hardened sense of risk acceptance among its residents,” A significant reason for this sense of security comes from the protective shield known as the The Iron Dome that defends Tel Aviv from enemy rockets.

Today, the U.S. State Department issued a specific travel warning for those with travel plans to Israel writing, “Long-range rockets launched from Gaza since July 8, 2014 have reached many locations in Israel – including Tel Aviv. . . While many rockets have been intercepted by the Iron Dome missile defense system, there have been impacts that have caused damage and injury. In light of the ongoing rocket attacks, U.S. citizen visitors to and U.S. citizen residents of Israel and the West Bank should familiarize themselves with the location of the nearest bomb shelter or other hardened site, if available.”

I am still confident that even with all that is going on, Tel Aviv is relatively safe but I cancelled my trip there because it is superficial to worry about myself as a tourist when it is a daily matter of life and death for those on both sides of the conflict. This is not the time nor the place for talk of vacation and trivial matters when there are far more important issues that must be resolved.

 

 

Viva Southwest to Vegas!

My inaugural post for the flight reviews page has to begin with Southwest Airlines because I fly it domestically more than any other airline. I have had the good fortune to have a companion pass on Southwest for what will be three years and enough Rapid Reward points to only pay the TSA tax (which is going up as of today). Southwest has no business class, no lounge asccess, and there is no champagne, but there is free on-demand TV if you want to want to watch International House Hunters on Dish (with in-flight Wi-Fi for normal web browsing only costing $8 per flight). There are complimentary drinks and snacks. Wine, spirits, and beer are available for $5. Vitamin Water is $3.

Specifically, I will be reviewing what may be the best route in the entire United States- Phoenix to Las Vegas, a flight path I know far too well. SWA flys about a dozen nonstop hour long flights daily to Sin City on the standard Boeing 737.

My only gripe with Southwest is the unassigned seating because I always forget to check in exactly 24 hours before I take-off. This is annoying if you are stuck in a middle seat flying from Phoenix to Newark because the flight time is 5 hours. Even on cross country flights, the seat size is not too uncomfortable in comparison with other US commercial airlines.

However, if you do get the dreadeed C60 seat assignment on the way to Vegas, fear not. It means that you will end up sitting in the middle next to two strangers who are just as excited as you are to make the trip. The flight attendants are as happy as can be as they serve you a welcome cocktail, most likely free from a drink coupoon.

Try to schedule a flight that gets you into Vegas at night because the strip lit up on approach to McCarran airport rivals any international skyline. Don’t worry, if you scheduled a day flight, Southwest does allow changes with no fees.

I will not be reviewing any other Southwest flights because they are all the same. And that’s a great thing!

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Viva Southwest to Vegas!

 

Westin DTW: Leaving the D in Style


I had a flight departing at 6:00AM to New York until I checked into the Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport at midnight. This is not some inn located near an airport providing its guests with a marginally comfortable place to lay their heads anxiously waiting to see if they upset the wake up guy. This is not the Phoenix Aloft hotel that may provide comfy service but still requires a shuttle to get to the terminal.

The Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport is a 4 Star gem directly connected to the McNamara Terminal at DTW. Convenience unlike Detroit Metro in general is well within reach. It starts with the hotel entrance that is located right at the end of the departure terminal. It continues with the quick check-in where the front desk informed me of the on-site restaurant and bar.

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Imported from Detroit

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There’s a pond in the lobby

Entering the room, I saw all the amenities of any Westin, which I took for granted. After all, this was suposed to be my sanctuary for only a few hours.

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I love Westin’s amenities
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Rain Shower for what may be one of the most luxurious hotels in SE Michigan. It just happens to be at the airport. Draw all the irony you want.
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The standard issue pointy soap. I’ve said enough.

For all the hotels and resorts I have stayed in throughout the world, I would say that the view from this has to be the coolest.

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Better than an ocean view!

Settling into the snug Westin Heavenly bed, I reached for the phone to ask for a wake-up call. Intead, I asked for a late checkout.

New York will have to wait because I’m staying for a few more hours in Michigan.

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Detroit!

Goodnight. 






 

 

On the Run Again

I’m ready to leave the nest. At the ripe, young age of 32, I am finally leaving moving out of my parents’ house.

I was just here for a week visiting before I move you know where and I couldn’t help but reminsice about growing up in sunny Flint, Michigan. I’m on my way to the airport right now so this is a quick goodbye to Michigan and memories before I stay at the Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

Anyone care for a review of that hotel? I needed it to requalify for platinum.

Here’s a pic of the best place to get ice cream, if you’re ever in Grand Blanc!

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Simply the Best: May 2014

Admittedly, there’s not much to do in Flint, Michigan besides eat and eat. So, before I leave for New York on Monday and things get back to the speed of life, I am doing another installment of Simply the Best (here is March and April) from The List that everyone enjoys reading. Starting in August, these will only happen once a month to recap the previous month but since I just joined Prior2Boarding, the Donatello pupil to Splinter’s BoardingArea, I feel obligated to catch everyone up on what they have missed with a Top 7 list for the month of May.

So here it is:

1. “TAXI MY FRIEND?” THAT IS YOUR HINT TO RUN.

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2. LIVING DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK: 5 MYTHS ABOUT EARNING POINTS

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Even though I tell everyone about how easy it is to accumulate points, nobody follows the Points101 guide or comes up with reasons why the points game is not worth their time. Then they fly first class for the first time for next to nothing and are finally believers, posting pics of candy buffets.

3. DO YOU HAVE A VISA?

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4. THE PARK HYATT SYDNEY AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING KOALA

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5. SINCE I CANNOT PERSONALLY GO TO SE ASIA WITH MIKEY AND SHOW HIM THE LADYBOY BARS IN BANGKOK…

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6. 30 MINUTES TO COSTA RICA: EASY AS STEP 1, 2, 3

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7. #7: PHO PEACE SUMMIT: SHANGHAI, CHINA

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And because no post should ever go without promoting my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including MineI am adding the link that hints at the greatest marketing promotion of them all which I actually will reveal soon because the book is finally ready for publication. I know I’ve cried wolf in the past but this time it is official, the publication is right around the corner.

So please check out this teaser that got a whole community talking about what I did just to sell some books

The Farewell Feast

The countdown to Mongolia is on and I am in Michigan prepping for the cold winter by fattening up on home cooked food.

Today, I stopped by at my grandma’s to have a light lunch and tell everyone goodbye. Since I’m too full to type, I’ll just post the pics. (Courtesy of new LG G3)

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Turshee
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Pacota
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BB’s Whoppers
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Ehroooog
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Cari
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Timen
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Meceroni
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Kulshii
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Thanks BB!

 

#6: Pho Tenderloin

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While the Pho 2000 should file a trademark suit over its namesake because the pho was simply divine, it still has no case against Turtle Tower.

Rice-A-Roni is still for sale in supermarkets and I may open myself to legal liability by saying that I disagree that it is the San Francisco treat. That distinction belongs to pho in San Francisco. I stayed at the Westin St. Francis on Union Square right in the heart of the city and asked the concierge where the best place was to down a bowl of pho. She told me of a fusion restaurant nearby that made pho with a twist.

Not interested in fusion or twists, I asked her about two local spots that I had seen on Yelp. A troubled look came across her face as she once again suggested the modern Asian restaurant. I pressed her for a reason why and she told me that the restaurants I had mentioned were not in the best neighborhood. Reiterating again, I was going for pho and not fashion, I pressed her for directions.  She relented and wrote down the directions of two restaurants located in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco.

I opted to walk from the hotel, bypassing the advice to take a taxi, feeling that once again luxury was being unnecessarily overprotective . Every big city from Baghdad to Baltimore has poses some degree of danger and being aware of your surroundings is advisable no matter where you go. Hungry, I made my way to Larkin street and came upon two restaurants, side by side, Turtle Tower and Pho 2000. The casual pho diner would toss a coin, leaving his pho future in the hands of fate. The discerning pho connoisseur would notice that the names of the establishments had significance. As a well traveled, world traveled Pho King, I am that connoisseur.

Turtle Tower is a landmark in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam and Pho 2000 is the name of a terrible Pho restaurant in Ho Chi Minh (formerly Saigon) made famous because of a visit by former President Bill Clinton.

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This terrible Pho establihsment will not make the list.

A little uneasy from reliving the queasy feeling I had when I last visited Pho 2000, I opted to start my day at Turtle Tower and it was a delightful choice.

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The waiter said that sprouts are not an ingredient in traditional Hanoi Pho
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The NYT also ignored the concierge’s rec for fusion pho

Full, I debated whether to head back home to take a much needed nap after another satisfying bowl. Instead, I decided to give Pho 2000 SF a chance, calculating that this was not a franchise of the same establishment in Ho Chi Minh.

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The yummy sprouts of Saigon

While the Pho 2000 should file a trademark suit over its namesake because the pho was simply divine, it still has no case against Turtle Tower.

Verdict: #6 Best Pho in the World: Turtle Tower San Francisco

WARNING: TPOL NO LONGER BELIEVES THIS IS TRUE. Pho Tenderloin may be #6 but Turtle Tower is now terrible. Read the updated review here

The Calm Before the Frost

I opened my passport to see a shiny new visa with the words Mongolian Work Visa. This means the time has finally come to do 2 things:

1. Move to freezing Mongolia 

2. Get Back to Work.

It’s been an interesting summer from moving out of Arizonaselling the BBQ, and trying to get rid of the Cadillac without being arrested. Of course, I have been boasting about the release of my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Minewhich should be named Everyone’s Release Date Is Wrong . . . Including Mine because the ‘custom interior’ is still being finalized. So, let’s be hopeful for an August release date.

It wasn’t all work this summer as I went to Costa Rica, then flew 26,000 miles around the world in style to see Mikey in Shanghai and Bali (neither place counting towards the country count competition because I am running out of places to go). From there it was on to Anytown, USA for some Ranch and upscale lodging (after dealing with more problems at Chinese Customs). Then I headed for Chicago where ThePointsOfLife almost predicted the World Cup outcome.

And now I’m home again in Flint, Michigan.

Tonight I’m going to Empress of China for the best Chinese food in the world but beyond that I’m really going to have to dig deep to find some meaningful content to keep me and you entertained.

That can only mean one thing…Canada this weekend!

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Flint Is Beautiful in the Summer

 

It Could Be Worse

I’m still reeling from defeat after yesterday’s World Cup final. Walking around Chicago with my Messi jersey, I met fellow fans who also were distraught. I also met German fans and exchanged pleasantries about how good the game was, regardless of the outcome.

A couple of random German fans did yell out, “Messi sucks,” to which I took great exception. No need to publish my retort.

Anyhow, today is my last day in Chicago and being a tourist I had to go visit Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. Wrigley is celebrating its 100 years anniversary, a time marked by one common theme- losing.

The last time the Cubs won the World Series was way back in 1908.

Today, despite spending hundreds of millions of dollars, the losing continues. What’s worse is the owners who are now suing their own fans. The Cubs are trying to install a jumbotron and ads in the outfield which would block the view of the rooftop bars that surround part of the stadium. The owners of the bars are rightly against it. Such dysfunctionality is unprecedented.

In any event, my visit to Wrigley put things into perspective: yes I am annoyed Argentina lost, yes my Michigan sports teams have been struggling but at least I’m not a Cubs fan.

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Glory Was on His Foot

Glory was on his foot and he let it slip away. Was it Messi’s fault that Argentina lost? Certainly not, but fault is irrelevant.

What is relevant is cementing one’s place in history. And Messi had his chance, several times. Argentina played better than Germany but failed to capitalize time and time again.

In the end, Goetze’s remarkable goal in extra time will forever be the iconic moment of this World Cup. The spectacular strike was nothing short of perfect.

Messi’s critics at home may continue to question his greatness and whether he is truly Argentina’s son which is, for lack of a better term, stupid. But the result will forever be, Germany 1 Argentina 0.

Glory was on his foot and it tragically slipped away.

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Messi almost made Germany look silly.