Lisbon Travel Guide is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL from 2018 where I broke my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.
Note: This guide has been updated to reflect the Still The Best Trip Report from August 2023.
TPOL’s Guns & Butter Travel Guide is the best way to see as much as you can in as little time as possible. Here’s how it works – A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy. The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa. The guide includes inefficient activities i.e., tourist traps that should be avoided and aspirational activities that are worth doing but may be impossible to see given the constraints of time and resources.
I’m falling so I’m taking my time on my ride
Taking my time on my ride
Getting There

2023: I was stuck in Cabo Verde but rescued by Cabo Verde Airlines (see Rescued! Cabo Verde Airlines: Sal to Lisbon).
Staying Here

2023: Stay at the Hyatt Regency (see Hyatt Regency Lisbon: Perfect Stop in Lisbon for One Night (Or Two)).
See This, Don’t Do That







Don’t Miss
The best cod I’ve had (see Restaurant Sunflower: Best Seafood Lisbon, Portugal).
Don’t Stop The Party
What’s a travel guide without a party (see Pop In Pub Crawl: Lisbon, Portugal)?
2023: Do Stop the Party (see Travel Lesson Lisbon: Friend Reunion Led to Missed Flight)
TPOL’s Tip: Java rooftop was the first stop. It is located at Praça Dom Luís I 30, 1200-152 Lisboa, Portugal.
TPOL’s Tip: Espumantaria de Cais was the bar on the ‘Pink Street. It is located at R. Nova do Carvalho 39, 1200-291 Lisboa, Portugal.
Get Me Home
A quick stop in the Priority Pass Lounge and a faster flight on TAP to Madrid, and it was finally time to return to Puerto Rico, flying Iberia of course.
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