I tell you April and May were busy times for TPOL. April I was running around NYC and May I was running around the globe. I did not post as frequently as I usually do and need to get back to that. Nevertheless, the a-live posts (where I blog in real-time) received a solid number of views.
Free Breakfast?! The InterContinental Bora Bora Says No: This received a record number of comments and hate mail. I still find it funny. And I still say the breakfast sucked, pay or no pay.
Do you know who I am! It almost slipped out when I checked into the InterContinental Bora Bora Le Moana and was told in no uncertain terms that there would be no upgrade, no free breakfast, and no additional perks.
Emirates A380 Silent Disco!: Great comedy at 30k feet.
An American Douche in Tokyo Lounge
No, it isn’t me. I’m in transit from Auckland to Shanghai via Tokyo. (writing this at the time I didn’t realize the visa problems that were coming my way)
China 72-hour Visa-Free Transit Disaster (again): This really sucked and ducked up my trip a little.
Worst flight ever
Tahiti’s Diva Wide Receiver Problem
There’s a celebration at the Hilton Moorea going on right now. It is to mark the end of TPOL’s reign of terror on the resort.
TPOL Paid for Breakfast! And…
After the beef jerky got old, after my limbs went numb, I realized I was in need of sustenance so I caved and splurged for the $20 breakfast buffet.
Fat Guy in the Lounge: Tahiti Edition
Planters peanuts, shrimp cup noodles, Diet Coke, regular Coke, Bloody Mary’s, sandwiches, Jack n Diet, and anything else is a reason to write a sentence in the passive voice.