I leave for Finland tomorrow and was originally scheduled to go to Tel Aviv on the 28th, a flight that I had to cancel. The problem was that my flight to my new home in Mongolia left from TLV and for my points sympathizers, it was a longhaul aboard Turkish airlines via Istanbul to Seoul. Panic did not set in, not even for a moment, as I strategized the best way to salvage my vacation, preserve the funds in my wallet, and add another country to the Country Count List. But where to go in Europe? The land is so big, the choices are so infinite. Like Hakim, I let fate decide. Actually, I let the Star Alliance Routing Map decide. My flight to Mongolia goes from Istanbul to Seoul to Beijing to Ulaanbaatar, an extended route that I purposefully chose to enjoy more business class flights and lounges. Something that other point obsessed individuals can relate to. The issue was that I could not add more than one leg to get to Istanbul per United one way rules (somebody please let me know if that is legit). Scouring the routing map, I saw a direct flight from Riga, Latvia to Istanbul. Riga, Latvia? Sure, I’m in. I contacted United and couldn’t believe that I had to call and hang up multiple times before receiving an exemption for a change fee waiver due to the situation in Israel. To put it into perspective, if United changes your flight by even five minutes, they will not assses a change fee because they deviated from the original itinerary. This was not the case on these calls. One agent had the audacity to say that United could not extend the exclusion past today because they did not know when the conflict would be over. He then added that, “United values the safety of its passengers,” before transferring me to a no one. In the end, I was able to add the flight, avoid the change fee, and was refunded $15 in taxes! This brought me to the next issue. After figuring out where Riga was on a map, I needed to figure out a place to stay. Simple enough. I took my Club Carlson points that were going to be used in Tel Aviv and booked the Radisson Blu Elizabete Hotel which goes for $260 a night. For those of you who do not think Radisson’s are luxurious, I will slowly but slowly add posts on the Hotel Reviews from Radisson’s I’ve stayed at all around the world. And where would I stay for one night in Istanbul? My favorite hotel brand, the Park Hyatt using Gold Passport points. Now, for the last problem, how to get from Scandinavia to Latvia. I left this for last because of the proximity. This seemed to have been a mistake because the flights from Sweden or Finland to Latvia were well over $200 for an hour long flight. I went back to the well one more time and found an interesting flight from Stockholm to Riga via Copenhagen and Warsaw flying Business in SAS and LOT Airlines for $63 and 30,000 points. The points are a bit on the steep side but I do get to review two more airlines for my Flight Reviews page and, for me, United miles are pretty useless post their devaluation in 2013. So there you have it. Vacation saved, country added, all for the price tag of $48! Riga, Latvia?
Tel Aviv Another Time
Last October, I was one of the lucky ones to book an Explorer Award ticket on American Airlines that consisted of 16 segments, 50,000 miles flown, all in business class. It was my crowning achievement as a points traveler because I got to fly the Dreamliner on JAL, business class over and over on the incomparable Cathay Pacific, sample British Air, enjoy the service of Malaysia Air, and find little value in the overhyped Qatar Airlines. While planning the trip that had more rules and regulations than a legal textbook, my goal was to maximize new cities visited and miles traveled. I planned it so I could leave for Asia, Africa, and the Middle East in December, return to the United States in January, and resume my travels to Europe this summer. The routing for the rest of the trip was New York (JFK) to Helsinki (Hel) to Tel Aviv (TLV). I had always wanted to visit Tel Aviv after watching a great 60 Minutes segment on this enchanting city located on the Mediterranean Coast. Even with the escalation of violence over the past few weeks, I was determined to go especially after reading a Washington Post article dated July 9, 2014 reinforced what I learned from speaking to friends who had lived and traveled there. They all made the same point: life goes on uninterrupted even during times of war. To quote the Post, one local said, ““I was at the movies last night when the siren went off, and we did not even hear it,” None of the residents trivialize the real danger that is near their doorsteps, but as the article states, “This city’s defiantly blase attitude masked a hardened sense of risk acceptance among its residents,” A significant reason for this sense of security comes from the protective shield known as the The Iron Dome that defends Tel Aviv from enemy rockets. Today, the U.S. State Department issued a specific travel warning for those with travel plans to Israel writing, “Long-range rockets launched from Gaza since July 8, 2014 have reached many locations in Israel – including Tel Aviv. . . While many rockets have been intercepted by the Iron Dome missile defense system, there have been impacts that have caused damage and injury. In light of the ongoing rocket attacks, U.S. citizen visitors to and U.S. citizen residents of Israel and the West Bank should familiarize themselves with the location of the nearest bomb shelter or other hardened site, if available.” I am still confident that even with all that is going on, Tel Aviv is relatively safe but I cancelled my trip there because it is superficial to worry about myself as a tourist when it is a daily matter of life and death for those on both sides of the conflict. This is not the time nor the place for talk of vacation and trivial matters when there are far more important issues that must be resolved.
Viva Southwest to Vegas!
My inaugural post for the flight reviews page has to begin with Southwest Airlines because I fly it domestically more than any other airline. I have had the good fortune to have a companion pass on Southwest for what will be three years and enough Rapid Reward points to only pay the TSA tax (which is going up as of today). Southwest has no business class, no lounge asccess, and there is no champagne, but there is free on-demand TV if you want to want to watch International House Hunters on Dish (with in-flight Wi-Fi for normal web browsing only costing $8 per flight). There are complimentary drinks and snacks. Wine, spirits, and beer are available for $5. Vitamin Water is $3. Specifically, I will be reviewing what may be the best route in the entire United States- Phoenix to Las Vegas, a flight path I know far too well. SWA flys about a dozen nonstop hour long flights daily to Sin City on the standard Boeing 737. My only gripe with Southwest is the unassigned seating because I always forget to check in exactly 24 hours before I take-off. This is annoying if you are stuck in a middle seat flying from Phoenix to Newark because the flight time is 5 hours. Even on cross country flights, the seat size is not too uncomfortable in comparison with other US commercial airlines. However, if you do get the dreadeed C60 seat assignment on the way to Vegas, fear not. It means that you will end up sitting in the middle next to two strangers who are just as excited as you are to make the trip. The flight attendants are as happy as can be as they serve you a welcome cocktail, most likely free from a drink coupoon. Try to schedule a flight that gets you into Vegas at night because the strip lit up on approach to McCarran airport rivals any international skyline. Don’t worry, if you scheduled a day flight, Southwest does allow changes with no fees. I will not be reviewing any other Southwest flights because they are all the same. And that’s a great thing!
Westin DTW: Leaving the D in Style
On the Run Again
I’m ready to leave the nest. At the ripe, young age of 32, I am finally leaving moving out of my parents’ house. I was just here for a week visiting before I move you know where and I couldn’t help but reminsice about growing up in sunny Flint, Michigan. I’m on my way to the airport right now so this is a quick goodbye to Michigan and memories before I stay at the Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport. Anyone care for a review of that hotel? I needed it to requalify for platinum. Here’s a pic of the best place to get ice cream, if you’re ever in Grand Blanc!
Simply the Best: May 2014
Admittedly, there’s not much to do in Flint, Michigan besides eat and eat. So, before I leave for New York on Monday and things get back to the speed of life, I am doing another installment of Simply the Best (here is March and April) from The List that everyone enjoys reading. Starting in August, these will only happen once a month to recap the previous month but since I just joined Prior2Boarding, the Donatello pupil to Splinter’s BoardingArea, I feel obligated to catch everyone up on what they have missed with a Top 7 list for the month of May. So here it is: 1. “TAXI MY FRIEND?” THAT IS YOUR HINT TO RUN. 2. LIVING DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK: 5 MYTHS ABOUT EARNING POINTS 3. DO YOU HAVE A VISA? 4. THE PARK HYATT SYDNEY AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING KOALA 5. SINCE I CANNOT PERSONALLY GO TO SE ASIA WITH MIKEY AND SHOW HIM THE LADYBOY BARS IN BANGKOK… 6. 30 MINUTES TO COSTA RICA: EASY AS STEP 1, 2, 3 7. #7: PHO PEACE SUMMIT: SHANGHAI, CHINA And because no post should ever go without promoting my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine, I am adding the link that hints at the greatest marketing promotion of them all which I actually will reveal soon because the book is finally ready for publication. I know I’ve cried wolf in the past but this time it is official, the publication is right around the corner. So please check out this teaser that got a whole community talking about what I did just to sell some books
The Farewell Feast
The countdown to Mongolia is on and I am in Michigan prepping for the cold winter by fattening up on home cooked food. Today, I stopped by at my grandma’s to have a light lunch and tell everyone goodbye. Since I’m too full to type, I’ll just post the pics. (Courtesy of new LG G3)
#6: Pho Tenderloin
Rice-A-Roni is still for sale in supermarkets and I may open myself to legal liability by saying that I disagree that it is the San Francisco treat. That distinction belongs to pho in San Francisco. I stayed at the Westin St. Francis on Union Square right in the heart of the city and asked the concierge where the best place was to down a bowl of pho. She told me of a fusion restaurant nearby that made pho with a twist. Not interested in fusion or twists, I asked her about two local spots that I had seen on Yelp. A troubled look came across her face as she once again suggested the modern Asian restaurant. I pressed her for a reason why and she told me that the restaurants I had mentioned were not in the best neighborhood. Reiterating again, I was going for pho and not fashion, I pressed her for directions. She relented and wrote down the directions of two restaurants located in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco. I opted to walk from the hotel, bypassing the advice to take a taxi, feeling that once again luxury was being unnecessarily overprotective . Every big city from Baghdad to Baltimore has poses some degree of danger and being aware of your surroundings is advisable no matter where you go. Hungry, I made my way to Larkin street and came upon two restaurants, side by side, Turtle Tower and Pho 2000. The casual pho diner would toss a coin, leaving his pho future in the hands of fate. The discerning pho connoisseur would notice that the names of the establishments had significance. As a well traveled, world traveled Pho King, I am that connoisseur. Turtle Tower is a landmark in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam and Pho 2000 is the name of a terrible Pho restaurant in Ho Chi Minh (formerly Saigon) made famous because of a visit by former President Bill Clinton. A little uneasy from reliving the queasy feeling I had when I last visited Pho 2000, I opted to start my day at Turtle Tower and it was a delightful choice. Full, I debated whether to head back home to take a much needed nap after another satisfying bowl. Instead, I decided to give Pho 2000 SF a chance, calculating that this was not a franchise of the same establishment in Ho Chi Minh. While the Pho 2000 should file a trademark suit over its namesake because the pho was simply divine, it still has no case against Turtle Tower. Verdict: #6 Best Pho in the World: Turtle Tower San Francisco WARNING: TPOL NO LONGER BELIEVES THIS IS TRUE. Pho Tenderloin may be #6 but Turtle Tower is now terrible. Read the updated review here.
The Calm Before the Frost
I opened my passport to see a shiny new visa with the words Mongolian Work Visa. This means the time has finally come to do 2 things: 1. Move to freezing Mongolia 2. Get Back to Work. It’s been an interesting summer from moving out of Arizona, selling the BBQ, and trying to get rid of the Cadillac without being arrested. Of course, I have been boasting about the release of my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine, which should be named Everyone’s Release Date Is Wrong . . . Including Mine because the ‘custom interior’ is still being finalized. So, let’s be hopeful for an August release date. It wasn’t all work this summer as I went to Costa Rica, then flew 26,000 miles around the world in style to see Mikey in Shanghai and Bali (neither place counting towards the country count competition because I am running out of places to go). From there it was on to Anytown, USA for some Ranch and upscale lodging (after dealing with more problems at Chinese Customs). Then I headed for Chicago where ThePointsOfLife almost predicted the World Cup outcome. And now I’m home again in Flint, Michigan. Tonight I’m going to Empress of China for the best Chinese food in the world but beyond that I’m really going to have to dig deep to find some meaningful content to keep me and you entertained. That can only mean one thing…Canada this weekend!
It Could Be Worse
I’m still reeling from defeat after yesterday’s World Cup final. Walking around Chicago with my Messi jersey, I met fellow fans who also were distraught. I also met German fans and exchanged pleasantries about how good the game was, regardless of the outcome. A couple of random German fans did yell out, “Messi sucks,” to which I took great exception. No need to publish my retort. Anyhow, today is my last day in Chicago and being a tourist I had to go visit Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. Wrigley is celebrating its 100 years anniversary, a time marked by one common theme- losing. The last time the Cubs won the World Series was way back in 1908. Today, despite spending hundreds of millions of dollars, the losing continues. What’s worse is the owners who are now suing their own fans. The Cubs are trying to install a jumbotron and ads in the outfield which would block the view of the rooftop bars that surround part of the stadium. The owners of the bars are rightly against it. Such dysfunctionality is unprecedented. In any event, my visit to Wrigley put things into perspective: yes I am annoyed Argentina lost, yes my Michigan sports teams have been struggling but at least I’m not a Cubs fan.