Santa Quaranta Beach Bar Albania: The Place for Horny Matches?


Santa Quaranta Beach Bar is part of the #NoCollusion, No Albania for TPOL where I break my 100 country count mark. See the World Map for where I’ve been.

I was going write a review about Santa Quaranta Beach Bar which is located in Sarnada, Albania. I Googled the resort to get the address. Here’s what I found when I went to the homepage:

Now I know this place is decent for day drinking but I can’t confirm the rest of the offerings.

And now for the serious review:

After one night in Hamare at a questionable resort, I took a taxi to Saranda, a prominent beach town in the Albanian Riviera. In search of a comparable party similar to F Marine , I went to Santa Quaranta Beach Bar. I attempted to rent a beach chair but was told they were all sold out. I found it hard to believe because there were quite a few unoccupied. Like F Marine, I didn’t receive great service and was convinced that outsiders aren’t given VIP treatment.

Party area

Relegated to sitting in a chair far away from the party, I had one beer and called it a day.

Where I sat
A world away from the fun

The Albanian Riviera could be a good party, but next time I’ll go with a local. Perhaps then I could find the horny matches.

TPOL’s TIP: The hotel is located at Butrinti Street, 9701 Sarande.

TPOL’s Fun Fact: The former owner of the hotel, known as ‘The Balkans Escobar’, turned himself in for drug trafficking.


  1. Albania is not a safe country for beautiful women or young girls. Men are jerk pigs there. And women are treated like slaves. If something happens to you the local police have limited resources to help. Be Careful.

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