8k United points gets you a front row seat to the hangover flight of your life. You would have think I would have learned my lesson from flying to Vegas under the influence (see). I did not. I arrived at the airport having only slept one hour (see). Imagine my horror when I saw that I would be seated in 1B. Imagine my joy when no one sat on either side. Still, it did not make a difference because I could not find any way to get comfortable (see). Though the flight was only 1:55 minutes, it felt far longer. Please, feel sorry for me.
