Nothing.
I tried to give away a free flight last year, and the winner didn’t show up (see Last Call: Giveaway to Puerto Rico). Instead of being jilted at the altar again, I offer bragging rights as the prize. Enter here and let the shit talking begin.

Scam
I told Queen to come but no he’s too good for a free ticket on JetBlue. You’re the scam.
I was hoping the winner would receive a Frontier airlines flight and a water aerobics session with TPOL.
Water aerobics always available.