Either you don’t like golf or you don’t like college basketball. It can’t be that you don’t like me. Regardless, I hate you too (see Cancelled! Festivus 2020). Anyhow, in order to inspire more people to join my bracket and make this virtual March Madness fun, I am now throwing in a flight to whomever wins this year’s bracket. That’s in addition to a free round of golf in Rio Mar.
Here is the scouting report so you can adequately prepare for the match.
Here are the terms, so don’t try to out-lawyer me.
Shit talking included. Clubs and hotel not included. Alcohol included, subject to availability.
See you*** on the island. Don’t forget your PCR test.
*Max ticket subsidy is $150, more than enough for most places from the US to here (see Frontier Airlines: The Covid Super Spreader for Puerto Rico).
**Winner doesn’t have to ride with me, not because of social distancing, but because you may not like me personally.
***To be clear, there’s only one winner.