Getting There: From the port, take the bus to the central station then a taxi to the Strand Hotel. From the airport take the 20-minute Arlanda Express Train to Stockholm Central Station. Hail a taxi or ride the metro to Kungsträdgården Station, a short walk from the hotel.
My delayed review of this hotel comes in wake of the Club Carlon devaluation so I’ll try to focus on the hotel itself not the shredded remnants of what was once a great program. On that positive note, I will say that the Radisson Blu Strand Stockholm is in a great location right on the water, walking distance to the old town, and only a couple of blocks from the nightlife.
If you can find them in the country you intend to visit, Radissons tend to be conveniently situated. As a US Bank card holder I receive ‘Gold Elite Status’ but have rarely received an upgrade as a result. I am more willing to accept that I won’t receive an upgrade on U.S. soil because I live relatively close by and the chances of me returning to that city are a lot higher than returning to one abroad. At the Radisson Stockholm initially tried to put me in a dark room facing the courtyard with no view. The room was cozy if I’m being optimistic which is also known as cramped if I’m being realistic.
Since I only had two nights in Stockholm I told the front desk manager that I would appreciate a room with a view not because I had useless ‘gold’ but because I only had two nights in Stockholm! After some stern negotiating, they finally yielded to my request. When you see the view from my new room, perhaps you won’t fault me for complaining. Indeed, looking at my pictures it seems that I have completely neglected my blogging duty by not taking photos of the room itself.
Facing the Radisson BluM Gustave HThe view I fought forBy nightBy stormBy more stormIt cleared up.And I jumped out
If a Picture’s Worth 1000 Words…then why do I have to put a caption?
Yesterday, I received a smiley criticism about my Finnair Flight Review. It said, “Did I miss something? I thought this was to be a review of the Finnair flight. “The seat”… “Bleh steak”? Kinda short on details :)”
Please believe that I’m in no way antagonizing the commentator but thought I would clarify my writing style which is best characterized as straight and to the point. You may like it or loathe it. To that end, I don’t feel the need to write a passage about how wide a seat was, how sumptuous the salad was, or the exact dialogue I had with the flight attendant.
As I wrote in my intro yesterday, I am lucky to be a part of BoardingArea where there are others who do this and do it very well. I can only write my way and hope that the light-heartedness of my tone and approach to travel shines through. I have advocated that perspective must not be lost when it comes to the points game. Most of us either can’t afford to fly first class or are otherwise prudent with our money that we would rather, God forbid, fly coach if this game came to an end.
My posts are meant to be both informative and entertaining. Maybe they are neither but that’s how TPOL gets down.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Everyone remembers prom night or the first spring break in Cancun. Add another one to the list by way of the Viking Line Cruise to Stockholm. My Swedish friend told me to skip a second night out in Helsinki and opt for an overnight cruise to Sweden. Alcohol is heavily taxed in Scandinavia except for the maritime exception. Throw in a wedding style DJ, a casino, and young unprofessionals looking to have a great time and it becomes obvious why this cruise is preceded by the word booze.
I booked a room for 81 euros in an economy cabin in the hull of the Viking Lines ship. There are more luxurious accommodations but I figured that I would be on deck most of the time. The ship leaves promptly at 18 hundred fifteen hours and arrives at 10 hundred hours. Land lovers arrive a little earlier to load their vehicles and luggage. As the voyage begins, the crowds swarm to port and starboard to capture photos of Helsinki as it disappears into the background.
That’s about all the sea terminology that I know. After snapping enough photos, it’s dinner time. There’s no shortage of food options ranging from an expensive buffet to a not so cheap burger. Exhausted from a sunny night out, I thought it wise to rest for a couple of hours before the party began. I overslept and narrowly missed my opportunity to go to the Duty Free. In the nick of time, I managed to sneak in and buy myself a bottle of Jack Daniels. From there it was Captain Jack and I on the high seas.
Dancing, drinking, and more dancing and drinking followed. At some point the DJ stopped playing outdated music and those that could still stand went back up to the deck. Though intoxicated and incoherent, I still was able to make out the beautiful sky before retiring to my quarters down below.
I’m very happy to be here! (in hakim voice)The sternThe bowBoat stuffSo long Helsinki
No need for these JackFinnish Flag on the MastViews of isles off of HelsinkiSetting sailPort or Starboard?The amenitiesCalm before the no pun perfect stormThe beerThe restaurantFinland’s awful vodkaRose!Happy timesPop champagneAngry birds are FinnishDuty free wineDuty free candyExpensive yet yummyProm nightRidiculous horizonLast call for Duty Free. I’ll take 100 shots of poison.VeuveAnd now the drinksThe Baltic SeaJack on the High SeasPhotoshopNo idea who bought the sangriaSunrise?And the DancingWake up with Uncle Jack.Not everyone made it to his room.Approaching SwedenThe unused bedThank you Viking
What should you do when you are clueless in Helsinki? Consult TPOL’s Travel Guide using the Guns & Butter methodology:
A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy
Anything on the line (Production Possibilities Frontier for my fellow economists) is an efficient use of your time depending on your tastes and preferences.
Anything inside the line is inefficient as should be avoided.
Anything outside is aspirational but may be impossible to do given the constraints of time and resources.
The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa.
Getting to work in Helsinki
Sleep
What should stand out from this elementary graph is how ‘sleep’ requires the greatest amount of Labor. This is the case if you go to Scandinavia during the summer. It is so weird that the sun never goes down. It’s 10PM at night and it looks like 6PM in the Midwest.
This guy must be exhausted that the sun never goes down and this damn bird never leaves him alone.
As I wrote in the Hotel Kämp Hotel Review, blackout shades are a necessity if you want to have some sense of normalcy. Concurrently, you won’t have to feel anxious about taking a nap during the day and missing out on the daylight.
Nightlife
If you do manage to get some rest in the purgatory state when day meets night, the work will continue should you choose to go out. Helsinki’s nightlife has plenty to offer if you know where to go. With no local guide, I wandered the city from pub to bar to club till I finally found a happening spot. Upon arrival, the doorman refused to let me in since I was a male traveling solo. A quick flash of the Hotel Kämp room card granted me the privilege of skipping the queue altogether. I’m kicking myself for not writing down the name of the club (hopefully someone will put it in the comment) because the venue reminded me of my underage days at Clutch Cargos in Pontiac, Michigan. It had multiple floors with different music. On the ground floor, the DJ played Finnish music. After a few Koffs even I knew the words. Do bring your best credit card as drinks in Helsinki are not cheap.
Clutch Cargos!It used to be a university.Bring your wallet.The notable alum.Closing time. Probably still sunny outside.
Local Food
What should one eat when they are in Finland? Salmon and seafood is the obvious answer but if you’re going to be a tourist then go all out and own your tourist designation. That means one thing, reindeer balls. Reindeer meatballs are served with lingonberry jam and French fries. The meat is the roughest, toughest next to human flesh. It’s not appetizing to say the least but it is one of those things you should try in case you are in need of material for a blog post.
Ridiculously priced strawberries5 Euros for reindeerMore reindeerI Love Pho in Helsinki!Reindeer Kebab ha!Side of fries with your reindeerRough reindeerYum, salmon soup
Esplanadi
During the summer the Esplanadi is the place to see and be seen. The Hotel Kämp is located right on the Esplanadi and offers a nice little bar for people watching. If you’re looking for a bargain on espresso or alcohol best of luck. Everything is expensive even with the devaluation of the Euro. My philosophy is that I’m on holiday so paying $5 for coffee or for a $15 basic sandwich comes with the territory. The return on this investment is sitting in the sun and watching the people come and go by bike or fancy car.
Well helloBeautiful ArchitectureEsplanadiNight or Day?Galleria EsplanadThe Press in HelsinkiPeople watching
City Center
The cobbled streets of Europe is what makes Europe enchanting. It doesn’t matter if you know where you are going or are aimlessly wandering. Whether you are walking left, drifting right, you certainly will find something to do that isn’t in a Lonely Planet guide. My stroll through the streets of Helsinki in search of an ATM landed me in the neatest metro I’ve encountered. It was like entering the bat cave. Armed with more cash, I continued my blind path around the city all the while enjoying the feeling of being lost.
Cobbled streetsNokia lolCity CenterThe Metro ArtCoolest MetroThey do use the euro in Finland.Wandering whereverTill I found beer.
Suomenlinna
Suomenlinna is a fortress island only a short ferry away from mainland Helsinki. I have it as something that should be skipped only because my hour stay there did not do it justice. There is plenty to see both historically and naturally but do some research ahead of time so you don’t miss out on the attractions of this beautiful place.
WaterfrontLeaving HelsinkiHelsinki portThe FerryLife preserverView from the ferryReaching the fortressToo much to doPit stopThe breweryWelcome to the fortress
Lapland
Sure it’s not in Helsinki but if you do have some extra time, how can you skip going to Lapland home to Santa Claus village?
Overnight Ferry to Stockholm
The epitome of lazy is reserving a cabin aboard Viking Line and sleeping for 16 hours. If you choose to be a bit more active then continue onto the next post. There you will see how a seemingly innocent boat ride can lead to drunken debauchery.
On the 8th day, God created the superfluous travel blogger. That is the opinion held by many who see bloggers as nothing more than affiliate pushing, agenda driven, wannabe journalist hipsters who provide very little value to readers. To some extent, that is true.
Some travel blogs are nothing more than a monkey banging away on his keyboard about deals from X to Y that are only available for a limited time to a destination nobody wants to go and from a location that nobody even lives. On the opposite extreme, many travel blogs are written by individuals who make little or no money but enjoy sharing their travel experience.
Besides travel bloggers there are travel writers who do more than post pictures of the beach and the menu on Cathay first-class. Travel writers are artists who give insight on the geo-political, social situation in a country from their unique perspective that can only come from seeing the world up close and personal. Travel writing isn’t how to churn your way to a Tahiti or sneak your way into the Lufthansa Senator Lounge. It requires more thought, more detail, and, dare I say, more knowledge of the English language.
So which one is TPOL? Travel blogger degenerate or travel writing savant?
The answer is all of the above. Yes I want affiliate links that pay me stupid amounts of money for people applying for the Southwest card for the 10th time. Yes I want Uber referral credits for readers signing up with my referral code (which happens to be alexanderb113). At the same time, I go beyond these superficialities and provide readers with clever Trip Reports, Flight Reviews, Hotel Reviews, and Lounge Reviews along with an impossible to duplicate Guns & Butter Travel Guide.
None of those make me a travel writer. What makes me a travel writer are posts that take hours to write but receive little attention because they aren’t a freebie to the Maldives. These include the ones found in the press, the pulse, and occasionally, the prof section. Are you a naive traveler? interested in the Occupy Movement? concerned about ISIS? All these posts received a handful of eyeballs but are a lot more insightful than my $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World.
I’m happy to have readers read, comment, and critique all my styles of writing and am grateful for real live interaction as a result of blogging/writing. Now if you could please click on my sponsor below so I can make some money to pay for all this.
Getting There: Take the bus to the city center and wander around till you find the main street or make it easy on yourself and take a taxi from the city center. The hotel is located at Pohjoisesplanadi, 29 right in the middle of the Esplanadi.
I’ve always wanted to go to Helsinki for reasons I cannot articulate. I believe a lot of it has to do with the name of the city which has a coolness factor all on its own. Following my rock-star flight on Finnair I was excited to check in to the Hotel Kämp, a legendary, iconic hotel that is known to all in Finland. Celebrities, dignitaries, and now TPOL are among its prior guests.
The rotunda lobby has an elegant feel reminding one of hotels from Hollywood movies. The bellman is courteous and the front-desk staff is proper. Given my platinum SPG status I was upgraded to The Ville Vallgren Suite and offered the option of complimentary breakfast or points. Usually I take the points because I’m rarely awake for breakfast but Helsinki is so expensive that I couldn’t pass up a free meal. Additionally, the reviews said the breakfast spread was not to be missed. They were right.
DeliciousFreshMore breakfastEggs to enjoy
The elevator dinged and I was escorted to my room which had two entrances: one for the guest and one for the staff. Though I will be posting pictures, I’m hoping my words illustrate the grand and splendor of this one of a kind hotel.
After placing my bags in the spacious closet, the bellman proceeded to give me a tour of the room. There were large windows with a view overlooking the main street that had to be drawn tight in the summer to give the guest a chance to sleep. The bed was showered with soft pillows tempting me to succumb to the myth of jet-lag. To the right was an impressive bookshelf filled with fancy, rustic texts. Though it would’ve been peaceful to read one from the privacy of my own marble bathtub, alas I had to pass as the collection was in Finnish. Amusingly, the A/C was not working that well since it is barely in use throughout the year. The engineer promptly came to fix it.
The Hotel Kämp is part of SPG’s luxury collection and it is apparent to see why. Its name is known throughout Helsinki and for good reason.
Style outside Hotel KämpThe Hotel KämpLook for #29The rotundaHistoric picturesThe Ville Vallgren Suite, but of courseThe comforts of homeThe bedThe booksThe bathThe spectacular roomThe small detailsThe guest’s entranceA nice touch of waterMore of the roomSophisticated luxuryThe chandelierThe duck!How great is this duck?Obsessed with the libraryMore libraryA thoughtful paintingView from the bedThe little things make the luxuryHotel KämpGrand StairwayUnlike any other hotel I’ve stayed at.The Ville Vallgren Suite
There aren’t too many bloggers out there who have flown Finnair Business class long-haul. For this reason, I’m going to spend a few more syllables detailing what was a great, professional trip flying from JFK to get to Helsinki. Actually, the trip across the Atlantic was more of a party thanks to the great selection of cocktails and DJ service provided by Nokia MixRadio.
I had never been to Scandinavia before but was thrilled to add it to my itinerary as part of my $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World. In terms of cost, the retail price of the flight, was more than DOH-JFK and SAN-NRT on the Dreamliner. In terms of the service, I’d compare Finnair to Cathay Business. Maybe it doesn’t have all the pizzazz of its Arab counterparts but I liked it just the same.
While Dubai boasts the tallest this and the biggest that, the weather in the Middle East has made it impossible to secure the world’s most coveted free agent, St. Nick who continues to reside in Lapland, Finland. Though Dubai’s name elicits the coolness factor on par with Las Vegas, ‘Helsinki’ is right there with the likes of Pitbull using the city’s name in his lyrics.
Anyhow, this is a flight review not a popularity contest so let’s get back to the dancing.
The A330 PlaneThe seatThe businessmanThe empty planeMenuMenuOK, so it’s not the Emirates shower.Dinner is servedThe Grand BudapestAwful champagneGreat appetizerBleh steakI came for the music not the food.The sunset that doesn’t set.Some art.More art.Party all the time. Nokia radio puts XM/Sirius to shame.More drinksAttempting to sober up.It’s meAnother drink before we make our approach.Finland!The cozy airport.No night sky in the summer. Laplication lolAnd I’m out.
The deceiving sign had me thinking I was going to the Flagship Lounge. See comments below.
I was at the lounge as a guest of Finnair en route to Helsinki. A couple of months ago I was at the Emirates Lounge JFK where I was quite spoiled.
The lounge is a typical American lounge. By American I mean a lounge found in the United States. There is no bottomless champagne, no obscene buffet, and no complimentary massages.
Here’s what you do get:
One Whole Drink! And what’s a chit?
Besides that the lounge is pretty standard. Here are some pics if you’re still reading:
The businessmen doing business.Savor the drink.There is a beautiful view.
Some say that all flights are not created equal.. and that one hasn’t experienced life Prior2Boarding… all I know is, it’s called Singapore Airlines A380 and it’s available in Suite Class. Here’s my turn to write the review.
Previously, I made the bold contention that SQ 777 First Class> SQ A380 Suite Class. Given the circumstances of the flight, the live streaming of the World Cup, I stand by this assertion. However, had it been any other given Sunday, I most assuredly would choose to fly suite in SQ than first in others. This includes flying first on Emirates A380 because of the service not the hard product.
What makes SQ suite class so special is the crew who take the time to make you feel welcome from takeoff to touchdown. Due to the true cost of the ticket, I wasn’t surprised that the first class cabin was basically empty. As a result, I was given two suites: one for relaxing and dining, one for sleeping. I was also given another amenities kit which included a second pair of Givenchy pajamas.
Like my first time going to the auto show in Detroit as a kid, I couldn’t help but overwhelmed by the awesomeness of the experience. Singapore Airlines Suite Class is a must for any points enthusiast or anyone with tons of real money.
Suite looking better than FirstBoarding zonesThe beautiful A380Welcome AboardThe stairs to coachGetting acclimatedR&R TimeKrugSatayCaviar + KrugBook the cook! LambWine and cheeses with a fitting filmGran MarnierEspresso + Gran MarnierMoved to the sleeping cabinThe comfy pillowsThe SuiteReady to restSmiling with Johnnie Walker BlueSingapore Sling by defaultExit from the suitesArriving in LABed is madeApproach to LAXLove to see 747sDetroit back in the USA
And now that we have the introductions and formalities out of the way, I would like to share with you my plan for the week. Long overdue thanks to the chaotic life of a goat points herder I have many Trip Reports to share. But instead of starting at the beginning of time, I thought it would be interesting (in Charles Barkley voice) to begin with Lebron’s Decision to move to Mongolia and all the travel adventures along the way there [and back].
Given the transition of a life from posh to plebeian, I think it appropriate that my narrative start with my suite class experience on Singapore Airlines, the conclusion of the [incomplete] Trip Report A Trip to the Far East in Style (June 2014)which was the last semblance of normalcy before Dan Le Batard’s Highly Questionable choice to leave for the land of Khans.
