So I call bullshit on this random screening. TPOL is getting ready to take off and make his big announcement but of course there was a delay when all my bags were searched at this tiny airport in Butte, Montana.
There are twenty people on the flight and I was the only random. I see no point in TSA precheck if this always going to happen. It even happens with Global Entry.
I was happy when I didn’t see the SSSS on my boarding pass but it didn’t make a difference.
Maybe Trump is in charge of who gets searched. Maybe it’s the soft-spoken Ben Carson.
Maybe it’s the shoes. They’re pretty newfangled and suspicious for a place like Butte. Wait. What the hell induced you to visit Butte, Montana in December? THAT could be what aroused their suspicion.
Those are the marathon shoes! What’s more suspicious is why I’d ever be living there to begin with…