STK Miami Restaurant Review is part of the Punxsutawney TPOL Trip Report, where TPOL leaves the basement. It’s finally happening despite inconsistent policies, interruptions, and human stupidity as explained in these posts:
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Do you like steak? And do you like bass? Whether it’s Las Vegas (see “If you do go to a restaurant where the wine is out of your budget, drink beer!”) or Miami, STK may be the place for you.
Oysters
A good way to start dinner is with oysters.
Sliders
The wagyu sliders are always on point.
Sides
This time I ordered the tater tots. That was the pick of the night.
Main
The NY strip was cooked perfectly.
Dessert
After a big meal, the go-to digestif is a double espresso and Gran Marnier.
Overall
This isn’t a place for those looking for quiet dinner. It is a nightclub doubling as a restaurant that offers great food and an upbeat atmosphere.
Did you see Mario?
He was the bathroom attendant
My mom bought me your book for Christmas. I am excited for it.
That is the best thing I’ll hear today.
That, plus Mario The Bathroom Attendant has some cheap cologne and mouthwash for you.