Trial by Jury of Social Media

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Due process, innocent until proven guilty, trial by a jury of your peers: these legal principles used to mean something. Now we might as well scrap the entire judicial system because everyone is guilty if enough people say so. Today, jackasses on Facebook and Twitter decide the consequences of any action whether it be an act that is illegal or something legal but socially unacceptable. The mob mentality cloaked as outraged citizens has gone too far, leaving anyone disliked at risk of having his or her life ruined. Let me preface my argument by saying I do not condone any actions of violence, racism, sexism, or any other isms so I hope you read this first sentence carefully before orchestrating a social media witch hunt against me. But enough is enough. As a country of checks and balances, we used to “let justice run its course” before condemning anyone. The impatience from instant updates via social media has rendered this system useless. Now all it takes is a TMZ video clip, an unauthorized soundbite, or Tweet in bad taste to make someone a social outcast. The worst part is that the witch-hunt is not led by those who are fighting for good. It is led by those fighting for attention. These people don’t care about justice and equality. They want to feel involved, feel powerful, believing they are making a difference. They are mistaken. The effect of 24/7 social media monitoring will not eliminate domestic violence, reduce racism, and bring justice to the underrepresented. It will have the opposite effect. People will grow ever more conscious that they are being monitored and go to greater lengths to hide their misdeeds knowing that at any time their 4th amendment right to privacy could be violated, leaving them at the mercy of the social media mobsters. There’s a slippery slope from the benefit of exposing a person’s disgusting views about race, gender, or class and the unanticipated effect that leads to such persons suppressing their views. The latter creates hostility below the surface that will bubble up in an unforeseen way in the future, baffling the social media morons who thought that society was making progress. What did Donald Sterling learn from losing his NBA team? Did he learn that racism is wrong? No, he learned, as he is quoted as saying, that he should’ve paid the bribe to his extorter. What did Ray Rice learn from his infamous elevator incident? Did he learn that the justice system that incarcerates far more minorities than whites is reliable? Did he learn that the policies and procedures of the NFL that govern player conduct are consistent? No, he learned that the court of social media opinion is what counts. Indeed the tape in the elevator was shocking and appalling but let’s wait and see how long it takes for an investigation to prove that the NFL knew about the tape and why they chose to be complicit.Ā Then the social media mongers will chase after Commissioner Goodell who will prove to be the ultimate hypocrite. Given the backlash, I’m surprised that the prosecution hasn’t found a loophole to undermine the double jeopardy provision and try Rice for aggravated assault (as they should have in the first place). Today, there is no justice. If social media is unhappy with the outcome via the court system at the state level, they turn to the Attorney General for help. If that doesn’t command an indictment, theyā€™ll keep exclaiming their outrage until the President himself usurps the judicial process by interjecting his opinion. And on and on the charade of justice goes with no end in sight even after incarceration. If someone has paid his debt to society and society still thinks he’s a ‘bad guy’,Ā they turn to the employer to be the moral compass. Of course, that all goes away once he scores a few touchdowns on the road. Then he’s ‘grown as a person’ and is back in the good graces of social media- checkout the highlight reel! The wheels of justice have been hijacked by those who want to pick and choose social causes with one underlying factor as to which cause is deemed “worthy”- attention. Today the social media moralists are concerned why a Heisman trophy winner would ever stand on a table and say, ā€œIā€™ll fuck her right in the pussy.ā€ Yesterday that statement was deemed to be 1/2 a game’s worth inappropriate by the head coach. Today, it is a full gameā€™s worth. I wonder what has changed? The ironic part is that his condemnors, social media, weren’t denouncing the same words months ago when someone else said it online. That clip was deemed hilarious. It went viral, garnering millions of hits on Youtube. All rise. The court of social media is always in session.
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Living Doesn’t Have to Suck…unless social media says so.
 

Vegas Knockout: The Centurion Lounge Toxicology Report

(15) Hard Rock Hotel vs (18) The Centurion Lounge  a blue doors in a building In June 2013, I was going to Vegas again, and I got to meet the President again. When I left Vegas, I had the chance to visit the newly opened American Express Centurion Lounge. The best thing about visiting the Centurion Lounge is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Jack n Diets. Actually, I did run through the buffet line a couple of times and the food was pretty good. Compared to lounges in the US, the Centurion Lounge Vegas is more on par with international lounges. There are real free drinks, not just domestic drafts and there is real food, not cheese and pretzels. (Come on United, how many packets of carrots and Ranch do you expect me to eat!) a plate of food and a drink on a table However, one of the best features of the Centurion Lounge in comparison to so many I have been to (both domestic and abroad) is the monitor in the dining area with the flight departure times. I have serious anxiety when it comes to missing my flight and I always leave the lounge early to frequent with the commoners because I am scared of the gate closing. Having someone announce that a flight is boarding is wasted on me because I tune out the frequent pages. Perhaps it’s my subconscious telling me not to go but I don’t ever hear “Last call for Flight DL 2534 Las Vegas to Detroit”, electing to stay for another drink. At the same time, please don’t leave it to me to be aware of my boarding time, especially when I’m fat and full from food and exhaustion. So now I hope you know why the Centurion lounge made the hotel Knockout Bracket. It truly is nicer than many of the Priceline Pretenders and if the TSA wasn’t such a hassle, I would consider commuting between here and the Strip if I only had a day [or two] of Vegas debauchery. And if things did get a little too filthy, don’t fret, there is the added benefit of a shower spa. a screen shot of a computer

True Detective: The Case of the Stolen iPhone [Act III]

We are in the final act of Trent’s iPhone saga. At our last juncture, Trent and Alvin were trying to decide if they should send a letter that would persuade the apparent thief to return Trent his iPhone. Before that decision could be made, Alvin had another breakthrough idea. Alvin: whats the hotel phone # Trent: Shit Alvin: nm i got it Trent: k A few moments pass while Alvin is on the phone with the hotel.  Alvin: got his name. Jonnie [redacted] Trent: lol no way Alvin: he’s a day employee there Trent: ahahaha Alvin: the night manager is a moron Trent: And he lives at that address?? Alvin: told him that a guy with that address lost his wallet. and i got it Trent: ahahahahaha Alvin: and want to return it to him. i gave him my phone #. we are getting closer Trent: Should I turn the lock screen on the phone to say “Jonnie, I want my phone back”??  Alvin: now we have to be smart Trent: what do we do now. What do we doooo! Ahhh, he doesn’t have fb. Unless that last name is spelled wrong Alvin: the last name is spelled right, the first name is not, he says they just call him jonnie but it’s like judnat and he doesnt know how to spell it.  Trent: Motherf@!ker  Alvin: well we know he works there and we know he has your phone Trent: It was that c*!@sucker that let me into the f@cking room!  Alvin: so tomorrow i call and tell the manager. tell them i have bad news about an employee. i dont want to get law enforcement involved. we don’t press charges or blow up yelp Trent: i like the yelp angle Alvin: just want the phone returned. do we give your name? i think jonnie is going to come kill you.  Trent: hmmm, my fb is locked up!  Alvin: add a phony name to your address. and we will have him send it there. simon bolivar? Trent. yes. My name is fine tho. I don’t care Alvin: yeah i think your name is fine too Trent: cant wait for tomorrow! this is great Alvin: hope u got that finder’s fee. i expect at least $100 Trent: I’ll give u a cut if phone comes back Alvin: haha ok, go zzzz  Trent: jonnie, Oh Jonnie. He hasn’t turned it on since 9:27pm. I want my cable back too!! lol October 24, 2013 8:53 am Alvin: youre phone is in the mail on the way to your home! Trent: How’d it go down?? Alvin: well, they claim it was found in the parking lot Trent: It’s been at Jonnie’s house!! Alvin: she confirmed hte case Trent: why did Jonnie steal it?!?! And where is cable?? Alvin: he probably found it. and brought it home. then brought it back to work Trent: lol Jonnie such a nice guy Alvin: and i want my $ Trent: Yup. He turned it on last night! Had it all week. turned it off when i called Alvin: poor Jonnie Trent: hmmm Alvin: well maybe i spooked him into turning it in Trent: still don’t get why he took it home on Sunday night, turned it on, turned it off immediately, sat on it all week, turned it on last night, when I called he immediately turned it off, then brought it in this morning Alvin: because i claled yesterday. and i bet u his boy was like they after u. and he was like oh shit i go turn it in Trent: hows the manager know so quickly where jonnie stay. like he went into the file cabinet and pulled his info?? theyve been running this scam forever! Alvin: whatever send me my reward Trent: Dead phone my ass Alvin: otherwise im coming to mi and smashing your phone. and then me and jonnie will go take shots Trent: lol Alvin: man u shouldve heard me talking. not making any sense. it was hilarious. because how could i say i had his wallet, and then ask where i should turn it in.  Trent: And it would’ve had his name and address lol.  Alvin: im like no i want to turn it in at his work Trent: yeah and how to spell his name Alvin: but i was mumbling, guy couldnt understand. “where does he work” the guy asked. i said he worked where i call u Trent: lol Alvin: and i got his wallet and i want to give it to him, but i wanna make sure his name matches up. and im not going to his house! So there you have it folks! Trent did get his iPhone back thanks to the creativity of Alvin. Alvin did get his finder’s fee. And Jonnie, well who knows if Jonnnie was a saint or sinner. Tomorrow, we will cover the many mistakes that Trent made and how you can spare yourself the hassle of going through what he went through. Alternatively, I could give you Alvin’s contact info if you do get into this same situation.  Oh Jonnie! 

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Trent’s wookiee friends who almost cost him his $600 phone.

Simply The Best: Six Months of Points Sexiness

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Today is the 6 month anniversary I’ve been alive as ThePointsOfLife. To date, I have had 27,606 views which has to be more than auto-refresh. I continue to try to differentiate myself from every single blog, travel or otherwise, by producing fresh content. Here are some highlights of the new additions: In the Hotel Reviews section, I have set up a tourney where all the Vegas hotels I’ve stayed at fight to not get Knocked Out. In the Pulse section, I write my own op-eds about current events. Check out my UK saving post on Scotland. In the Trip Reports section, I use the economic framework of Guns And Butter to tell you what you absolutely must do when visiting a new place, a creative idea that breaks up the repetition of reading the same review of Angkor Wat. In the Press section, I use my collection of espresso pictures from cities all over the world to provide a unique insight on local life. In Travel Advice, I created an intense mini-series about recovering a stolen iPhone while traveling. I still need to finish the Pho Sho: Top 10 Pho Worldwide and reveal more crazy details about my life as a lawyer doubling as a Taxi Driver all in an effort to sell copies of my book, Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong which is available on Kindle and paperback here. 6 months of sexiness are in the books! Can I get an encore, do you want more?

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Happy Balloons in Istanbul!

Vegas Knockout: Early’s Apartment for a Late Arrival

(19) Early’s Apartment (14) Artisan Hotel Boutique  The Vegas urge could strike at any time leaving me no choice but to hit the road. Living in Scottsdale, it wasn’t out of the question to pack the chariot at the last second and set off for Sin City. The drive realistically takes around 5 hours though there are tall tales of people making it in four. There aren’t many advantages for driving over flying Southwest unless one of the following applies: 1. I didn’t speculatively book a points trip to Vegas that weekend and a last minute booking would be 20,000+ points instead of the usual 6800. 2. I don’t know when or if I’m returning home and can’t or don’t feel like booking a flight for Sunday morning, Sunday evening, and Monday morning. 3. Chimney has a craving for 3 card poker after being banned again from online play. In this instance, #3 was applicable so I loaded the car around 7PM for an expected arrival at 11PM (factoring in the one hour time difference).
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Chimney dreaming of slot machines
The drive to Vegas from Arizona is extremely unpleasant regardless of my great Spotify playlists. Most of it is one lane service roads with no cell service. Even if you do manage to avoid all the police out of sheer luck, the good time will be lost if you encounter traffic on the Hoover Dam. (They have since added a new direct road that bypasses the dam but it wasn’t in service during most of my trips.)
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Lake Mead Hoover Dam, Damn delay
Along the way, I call my buddy Early to let him know that I will be crashing at his apartment and that I will need a caffeine infused alcoholic drink upon my arrival. The advantage of staying at your friend’s apartment in Vegas is obvious; it’s free, it’s fun, and it doesn’t require advanced booking. Furthermore, it is pet friendly. The drawback is that he didn’t live right on the Strip so we always had to cab it back and forth. Even still, that ride was no more than $10-15. All things considered, it is a much better bargain than having to pay for a Priceline Pretender far from the Strip. So why isn’t Early’s Apartment moving on in the tourney? The answer is simple: you don’t go to Vegas to look for a bargain. You go there to act recklessly in all regards and the only way that is possible is by being right in the center of the action. And even if you are bringing your dog, he shouldn’t have to sacrifice by staying in your friend’s apartment. Resorts like THEhotel and Caesars are pet friendly but prepare to pay a premium for your best friend to come along. Chim won big that weekend so we only stayed in Early’s Apartment for one night, affording me the opportunity to review another hotel for the Knockout Bracket. All in all it was a good time until Tuesday came and I had to physically remove Chim from the casino so we could go home. Apparently he owes some wise guys some money which is why he hasn’t returned to Vegas since.
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Last time Chim overplayed his hand, some miscreants held him for ransom.
Vegas baby!
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My made man!

True Detective: The Case of the Stolen iPhone [Act II]

Yesterday we learned that our victim, Trent, lost his phone in Virginia. What was not made clear is that the potential hero, Alvin, was not with Trent when this occurred. He was in his loft in sunny Arizona. Furthermore, it was unclear from the dialogue that Trent and his idiot wook friends had made the journey from frozen Michigan to Virginia to stay at a rat infested motel for a steep price which excluded the unforeseen cost of a stolen $600 iPhone. We now resume the dialogue with Trent corresponding from Michigan via the only means necessary, Facebook messenger, and Alvin plotting his next detective move from Arizona, starting with a call to the hotel. Trent: (757) 555-2300, was in rooms 337 and 339, the suite, which was under Chewbacca’s name. lost it between 7:25pm and 11:30pm on sunday night. black iphone 5, black case with RINGKE Slim on the back of it. haha. and it popped up at 2am about 3 miles from the hotel for a second or two. i was with the only kid with us who had a car the whole night. never went anywhere near where it showed up Alvin: They say thave a 3G iPhone. doesnt sound like yours Trent: not mine tho Alvin: i dont know i think someone is playing u. or maybe u were so cracked out u dont remember. phones dont disappear Trent: i wasnt even cracked out, just drunk. we start drinking rumpelminz and fireball at like 2pm Alvin: then u took your phone somewhereeee Trent: but i had it in the rooooooom at 7:25pm. no usage on AT&T since 5mb data at 2:04am Alvin: then one of the people in the room took it or stole it. nobody just walks into a room. from 3 miles away from the hotel. and says oh hers trents phone. unless gps was fucked. prob laying in a bush with a dead battery Trent: but why were cable and plug missing? it was a huge cable. cable and phone were plugged into same outlet entire weekend. i never pull the little cube plug either, because i use it for my lil recharger battery pack too October 24, 2013 12:55 am Trent: people turned my phone back on. Same place. I can see their front door on google maps. Ahhjjjjj Alvin: cant u send the police there Trent: I called! There’s a police station 2 blocks away!! Alvin: oh no shit and what they say Trent: They’re like “we only retrieve phones if u go with. Oh wait, it was stolen in Hampton? This is Newport News. U have to report it there first” Alvin: id go back to Virginia and get that damn thing Trent: I have work and job! Alvin: so ur gonna let them get away with it! Trent: The address that pops up is [redacted] Newport News, VA! I should mail them a self addressed stamped envelope lol. With main apt building address, not mine Alvin: why dont u get reverse pohne number look up Trent: And when I called Hampton police they wouldn’t even file a report, just a tracking number for if i had insurance. I’m like “I know right where it is!!” And they said “even if we did find it, we can’t send it back to u” Alvin: idea! At this point, Alvin goes to whitepages.com and inputs the address given to him by Trent. Alvin: we have to be smart enough to figure this out. I think we should mail a letter to the address and say you will not pursue charges if the phone is returned promptly to the police station. Here’s the criminal code for theft! in college one of my roommates stole my sidekick. so i wrote a letter to the house advising them that i would get the authorities involved if it was not placed in my room by saturday and that i would be gone all weekened. came back, and sure enough, it was returned Trent: thats a great story actually Alvin: check email. Alvin emails this letter to Trent:  To: Inhabitants or guests of the property [redacted], Newport News VA 23605. This request is intended to the aforementioned parties above along with other residents, inhabitants or guests of the property [redacted], Newport News VA 23605. We have reason to believe that you are in possession of an iPhone 5 that was taken from the owner on either October 20, 2013 or October 21 2013. The owner has subsequently filed a police report indicating that the phone was stolen. This letter is to serve as notice that you are in receipt of stolen goods and can be prosecuted accordingly if the phone is not returned immediately. It can be mailed anonymously to the address below and the owner will not follow up with any charges. I have included the Virginia criminal statute below for you to review.
  • 18.2-108. Receiving, etc., stolen goods.
  1. If any person buys or receives from another person, or aids in concealing, any stolen goods or other thing, knowing the same to have been stolen, he shall be deemed guilty of larceny thereof, and may be proceeded against, although the principal offender is not convicted.
  2. If any person buys or receives any goods or other thing, used in the course of a criminal investigation by law enforcement that such person believes to have been stolen, he shall be deemed guilty of larceny thereof.
(Code 1950, § 18.1-107; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 2008, c. 578.)
Will Trent mail the letter to the alleged thief? Would you put your home address as the return address? How great was the letter written by Alvin? Should Trent chalk up his loss to bad luck for his own safety? Tune in tomorrow for the dramatic conclusion of True Detective: The Case of the Stolen Iphone [Act 3] IMG_20140918_204000

True Detective: The Case of the Stolen iPhone [Act I]

You go out, you party, you wake up to anxiety. Where is my camera, how much money did I spend, where is my phone? Still in a daze, you are happy to find that yourĀ camera is safely tucked in your trousers, rationalize that the spending on your Chase Sapphire is acceptable since it resulted in 2X points, and commend yourself for being responsible enough to plug your phone into the charger. Nothing stolen, no arrests, no citations, means that you’ve had a good night. Then one day, you wake up in a hotel room in Newport News, Virginia and your iPhone has gone missing. The following story is based on actual events and the conversations are based on actual messages. The names of the characters and places have been altered to protectĀ the parties involved. October 21, 2013 12:47 pm Trent:Ā so annoyed,Ā someone stole my phone.Ā this is so weak Alvin:Ā hahahaha,Ā haha, that’s just terribleĀ  Trent:Ā i wouldve thought i just lost it but the cord and plug were gone too.Ā of course phatty211’sĀ ipad was still there wtf Alvin:Ā where did this happen? Trent:Ā last night, i left it charging in the room when i went to the concert.Ā came back and nada.Ā i did ‘find phone’ and it was last seen at 2am about 5 miles from our hotel.Ā hasnt been turned on since.Ā it was stolen from the room1.Ā !.Ā well here is the kicker,Ā there were two passed out idiots in the room!!Ā probably with the doors open.Ā idiots Alvin:Ā oh so then i’ts your fault for sharing room with idiots.Ā shouldve used carlson points!! Trent: and no insurance on phone ahhhhh they want full retail price hadgehdjcdwhw Alvin:Ā that is terrible Trent:Ā i took a taxi to the att store and my partial upgrade discount was like $5.Ā he tried to sell me 5c so i left.Ā $680 for 64gb, $550 for 32 October 22, 2013 9:42 pm Trent: i think i’ll just pay the ripoff full price.Ā why wont this asshole turn my damn phone on?!?!Ā i wannnnnnna find it Alvin:Ā cuz he’s taken out the sim.Ā and disabled gps Trent: it did turn on for a hot second at 2:04am.Ā lol i didnt have a passcode on it.Ā i remote locked it,Ā turned off at&t,Ā passcoded itĀ etc Alvin: hmm Trent: something still doesnt add up tho. i mean there were two people in the room all night.Ā it had to be hotel staff Alvin: maybe it was the people you hang out with?Ā  Trent:Ā it wasnt those two, they were passed out.Ā and they are defo not thieves.Ā some fucking employeeĀ probably snuck inĀ grabbed my phone and bounced.Ā i even noticed i forgot it when i was like a block away and i go “oh shit i forgot my phone! well, no one answers during the show anyways, i’ll grab it after”.Ā literally said that out loud Alvin:Ā losing your phone, no matter what, is rookie.Ā and makes u question your party lifestyle.Ā as is almsot getting arrested Trent:Ā phatty211’sĀ ipad was still there, the other kid’s macbook, etc.Ā my work laptop.Ā hahaha Alvin:Ā why didnt u ask hotel security for surveillance. no cameras in the hallway? Trent:Ā not that i could see.Ā i looked Alvin:Ā did u ask? Trent:Ā no.Ā i dont have a phone! Alvin: hahah Trent:Ā its just so weird.Ā thats why i thought i just dropped it somewhere.Ā but the cable and plug were gone.Ā and it was an extra long 12′ cable Alvin:Ā so the door to the room was open or unlocked? Trent:Ā unlocked most likely.Ā not sure.Ā housekeeping/security culdve unlocked it Alvin:Ā still not adding up Trent:Ā nope.Ā i kept wondering if i took it to a different room.Ā but i clearly texted phatty211Ā at 7:25 from the room asking where he was.Ā and i remember trying to wake the passed out kid up, pointing at the clock and saying “it’s 7:22, wake up!!!”Ā i think it was the front desk guy! What happened to Trent’s phone? Do you think his buddies stole it? Do you think it was foul play on behalf of the hotel? Do you think he just lost it in a drunken stupor? Will Alvin be able to save the day? Tune in next time for Act II of True Detective: The Case of the Stolen iPhone. Capture 3

Guns & Butter: A Better Way to Travel

The definition of economics is the allocation of scarce resources to satisfy unlimited wants. Despite a bachelors in economics from the University of Michigan, I still fight this principle by trying to do too much with very little. Luckily, points bridges the gap where my finances fall short allowing me to see a lot of the world for a lot less. Money aside, the biggest constraint on travel besides dinero es tiempo. You can have all the money in the world but will always wish you had one more day to do one more thing. Nothing is worse than coming back from a trip and hearing, “Oh you didn’t visit…” then having to rationalize that Mount Fuji is covered with garbage anyway so missing the tour bus after a late night out was worth it. I never purchase Lonely Planet guides not because they aren’t full of insight but because I’m not going to be able to do the 200 pages of what is written about inside. Furthermore, I’m not a fan of planning ahead so I rely on luck or word of mouth to point me in the right direction. Occasionally, I do turn to the New York Times’ 36 Hours series for help but, the idea of doing that much, that fast can lead to unnecessary anxiety. So for all you lazy enthusiasts out there that enjoy reading travel guides but don’t want to wade through the minutia of a 16 part report of how I arrived at the airport, picked up my bags, detoured at the bathroom, waited to check into a hotel, and on and on, only to book an overpriced tour booked through the resort, these posts are for you. (For my points purists, please find the pictures of the hotel room toilet and welcome gift in the Hotel Reviews section.) If you want to really know what you should do when you only have one night in Bangkok, worry not, ThePointsOfLife economist limits your choices to guns and butter. Way back in economics 101, I learned the microeconomic theory of opportunity cost, the value of the best opportunity foregone between two mutually exclusive alternatives. The pedagogical way to teach this theory is by graphing the production of two wholly unrelated goods, the two famously being guns and butter. Using this model, a country has to choose between producing more guns at the expense of producing more butter and vice versa.

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I trust this horrific graph will look familiar to my fellow economists.
The downward sloping curved line represents the Production Possibility Frontier (PPF) showing all the efficient combinations of producing these two goods. Anything to the left of the curve represents an inefficient allocation of resources because the country can do better by moving out to the PPF and producing more of both. Anything to the right of the curve represents an unattainable combination given the available resources. Translating this into travel English we are left with the following: Point A represents our ideal vacation if resources were infinite: I want to climb a volcano, I want to party all night, I want to visit every beach. While it would be ideal to do it all, it doesn’t lie on the PPF (Production Possibility Frontier) i.e., the downward sloping line, making it impossible to complete. Point B represents an inefficient trip because resources were not used optimally: I wasted my time at tourist traps, I visited bars that ended up being brothels, I spent too much time sleeping, flustered by the limitless possibilities of this new city. Point C and D represent efficient allocation of your travel time and resources i.e., if you knew a local in every city, what would he tell you to see and do. Take note that producing more butter, e.g., going to the beach results in a reduced production of guns, e.g., a zipline tour through the jungle. The choice of opting for one activity over another is the opportunity cost.  So where does this leave us? It leaves us with a convoluted explanation developed within an economic framework for what you critically must see and do when you are traveling to a new destination. Simply stated, I will cut TripAdvisor’s Top Things to Do list from 500 to 2 choices.  Not only will I tell you straightaway why these are two of the best choices for what to do in a particular city, but also I will help you make the decision of which one you should choose in the event you cannot do both. That way you don’t get overwhelmed from having too many choices, skip the essentials, then make excuses as to why the Great Wall is not that great. In the end, I’ll keep it simple: guns or butter, the choice is yours.

Vegas Knockout: My Fantastic Voyage at the Trump Hotel

(20) Trump vs (13) Paris  Everyone has that only in Vegas story so I thought I would share mine. The Knockout Bracket of where to stay in Vegas is supposed to review all the hotels that I have personally stayed at in Las Vegas. This posts deviates from that formula as I have never stayed an entire night at the Trump Hotel. Regardless, I am including it in the tourney because of the bizarre set of circumstances that led me there. The party in Vegas clubs go on late into the night with after hours available for those that aren’t ready to call it just because the sun is about to rise. But, what happens if you are sick of all those glow sticks and are seeking an alternative party. Where do you go to satisfy that craving? The answer is the Trump Hotel. I’m certainly breaking the tired slogan of what happens in Vegas by recounting the details of how I arrived at a lifestyles party. But, the hilarity of the evening makes it worth sharing. I was at Cosmo’s Marquee Nightclub when my friend and his girlfriend suggested that we ago to an after party. Without ascertaining the details of where we were going, I agreed to accompany them. We arrived at the Trump Hotel, a building so ugly, so gaudy, no other casinos reside next to it. From there, we took the elevator the penthouse floor. My friend knocked on the door of what I later found out was the largest penthouse suite and a strange man answered. The man was unusually concerned as to why I lacked companionship and reluctantly let me in. Once inside, I noticed that everyone was being overly friendly with one another. It was a jovial group of folks who were very hands on. As a serious travel blogger, I ignored the welcoming commune and made my way around the impressive suite. The pictures of the lavishly decorated bedrooms and beautiful showers which I usually post in my Hotel Reviews could not be documented given the circumstances. Muttering Fidelio over and over to myself, I found sanctuary in the sterile kitchen. The momentary respite immediately vanished and the nightmare continued. While pouring myself a stiff drink (no pun intended), I saw someone who looked familiar out of the corner of my eye. Could it be someone I knew that would blow my cover forever by revealing this shameful secret? Afraid to make direct contact, given that I had already seen too much, I sought solace by slamming my drink and pouring another. Finally, curiosity got the best of me and I glanced over at the individual. Indeed, I did know who he was but he did not know me. Since things had already gotten weird enough, I decided to introduce myself  to this person before I made my hasty exit. Perhaps you too will recognize this individual: a man with his arm around another man with his arm around another man After that night, the significance of the expression it’s like watching a trainwreck took on a whole new meaning. Traumatized by Trump, I am relieved to say that this hotel has been knocked out.
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I recommend staying a safe distance away
 

The Trouble with Single Malts: Why Scotland Should Stay in the UK

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It’s the same song and dance as another country wants to break away from its parents to be independent with no clue what comes next if they do. Have we not learned anything from the stupidity of countries like Greece joining the European Union? Greece thought joining the Eurozone would lead to prosperity as it would be seen as a respectable member of the European community. They fought hard to prove they belonged and finally gained admittance into the Union. What followed was the realization that abandoning the dhracma made their exports of olives uncompetitive, their beaches too expensive, and the cost of a gyro costing too many Euros. Now countries like Greece, Ireland, Spain, Cyprus, Italy, and Portugal are wondering what they really gained by becoming members. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes… bailout and austerity. Enter Scotland who is voting this week whether to remain part of Great Britain or try to make it on their own. This is the opposite situation of those countries mentioned above but will, in my opinion, have similar negative consequences. First, banks like the Royal Bank of Scotland whose headquarters are in Scotland are already making contingency plans to leave Scotland if the referendum passes. Second, the producers of Scotch whiskey are feeling anxious that the intellectual property rights of this native drink will not be enforced due to a limited number of Scottish embassies in contrast to UK embassies worldwide. Next, there are serious questions as to what will happen if Scotland institutes its own currency that is not pegged to the British pound. All of this spells disaster for a country who appropriately wants its sovereignty recognized but has not done the calculus as to what happens if it is completely autonomous. Investors will be appropriately weary of a country who rather abruptly decide to break free from one the most stable currencies in Europe, the British sterling, in favor of an unseasoned monetary authority. Access to affordable capital will be hard to come by spelling disaster should things not go well for this fledgling economy. And if things do go awry, who will Scotland turn to for help, the United Kingdom? One could only imagine the terms of that bailout. If not, would they also considering joining the sinking ship of the EU? Hopefully not. We’ve all seen that movie before and it doesn’t have a happy ending. So to all my 16 year old Scots who have inexplicably been given a vote to decide the fate of their country, I urge you to consider that you have not considered all that needs to be considered in making this historic choice. That alone should convince you to vote no. Cheers, An avid whiskey drinker IMG_0963 IMG_0964