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Don’t Test Drive a Cadillac for 7500 AA Miles

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October 23, 2014

Cadillac is trying to build an American luxury automobile that competes with its European counterparts. The transition began with the development of the Escalade, the discontinuation of the STS and DTS, the transformation of the CTS, and introduction of the ATS. (The XTS is garbage in my opinion.)

As part of its marketing strategy, Cadillac has implemented a few gimmicks to promote the brand. The first silly idea is to move Cadillac’s headquarters from Detroit to New York City in attempt to exploit the cachet of the Big Apple to increase global car sales. This runs afoul to the Cadillac name itself. For those of you from Michigan, you already know that Antoine Laumet de La Mothe, sieur de Cadillac, founded Fort Pontchartrain du Détroit, known today as Detroit. Why take the essence of what is Cadillac and transplant it to a city that has nothing to do with automotive? The reason is the president of Cadillac didn’t want to live in Detroit. But for the fact that nothing and no one who leaves Michigan ever comes back, I wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years a new president of Cadillac returns to the Motor City, citing a need to get back to Cadillac’s roots.

Cadillac’s second silly idea is to partner with American Airlines to give first class passengers an Emirate’s style chauffeur service to the plane aboard a Cadillac CTS. I used to own a CTS and though the new ones are a lot nicer, make no mistake, the C in CTS still stands for Catera, a failed Cadillac brand.

00-01_Cadillac_Catera — Imagine being escorted to the plane in this baby! (Image courtesy of wikimedia)

And now for the third gimmicky idea; Cadillac is giving away 7500 AAdvantage miles for anyone that goes into the dealership for a test drive. For points people and for people who love going to car dealerships for fun, this is a great deal to top off your AA account and refine your bargaining skills. For Cadillac as a brand, this cheapens a product which is in need of subtle exultation not Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! disgraceful gratification.

Before moving to Mongolia, I had to part ways with my beloved Red Cadillac ATS 2.0 Turbo. Unlike the old CTS, the ATS was fun to drive, a beauty to behold, and a head turner wherever it went. At the time I was leaving, I literally couldn’t pay anyone to take my baby off my hands despite it being such a great vehicle. And now, I have to read story after story from blogger after blogger of test drives with my lost love, which are nothing more than sickening tales of a proud brand being pimped out in a miscalculated effort to sell a few vehicles.

The whole thing makes me sick.

To Cadillac, I say shame on you. To points enthusiasts, I say stop bragging about how you didn’t even take the car for a spin in the name of free points. Do the right thing: take her out for a real date, treat her right, then hold onto her forever. Don’t make the same mistake I did.

I miss you Anastasia.

#4: But for Pho, I’d Say Pho Boston

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October 22, 2014

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Pho Boston for just about everything: Pho the Celtics, Pho the Red Sox, Pho the Bruins, and but for Tom Brady being a Wolverine I’d say Pho the Patriots.

Apart from those negatives, I have to say that Boston’s pho is phoking delicious. After you curse Rondo at the Garden, boo Chara at the same, and give big Papi the bird at Fenway, head over to Boston’s China Town for some of the best pho you will ever have. The service at Pho Pasteur is efficient, the spring rolls are fresh and full of pep, and the pho is everything pho should be: hot to trot, rare but fair, and green but clean.

2013 MLB Playoffs: Scalped tickets for $25 each

How’d I get my fingers on these Sox Championship rings? Apologies to my Tigers for this betrayal (incidentally Detroit lost to the Red Sox following my cursed decision)

Go Wings Go! Red Sox and Bruins game in the same trip! Scalped tickets for $20 each.

Too hungry to stop and try some exotic cocktails

One of the best pho restaurants in the entire world

Fresh spring rolls, fresh basil, tons of sprouts, and great peanut sauce

Look at that distribution of tiny onions, green onions, tons of meat, and cilantro. I wish I was there now.

A New Day in the Life of Points

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October 21, 2014

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted in the a-live category due to the fact that I have been living in the same place for a record three months now.

Fortunately, I hit the road again next week and resume thepointsoflife lifestyle. Here’s what’s in store for the following two weeks:

Finalizing the Pho Sho list showing the best places in the world to get pho.
A return to my favorite city in the world Shanghai, China for Halloween with new hotels to review.
A visit to two new cities, Osaka and Kyoto, Japan for who knows what to kick start the Trip Reports section.
A stopover in Beijing for second hand smog.

I will be handing out plenty of business cards to unsuspecting tourists and locals alike in promotion of my book Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong that is receiving all sorts of accolades by friends and strangers alike. A free preview is available on Amazon if you still have doubts.

Till then, keep churning, keep traveling, and keep enjoying the points, the points of life that is.

Yours truly,

Alex, a-live

All in business, all for $200 and 30,000 US Air Miles

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October 20, 2014

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Last week I wrote about the impossible task of leaving Mongolia. I almost settled for a paid ticket that would’ve cost hundreds of dollars just to go to Hong Kong and Bangkok, places I’ve visited many times before. That experience, much like a heat check jump shot beyond the three point arc, made me question if I was as good a points redeemer as I have claimed to be.

Yesterday night, out of neurotic habit, I found myself searching for award availability on United, then LifeMiles, then turning to Kayak while trying to rationalize that a $718 roundtrip ticket from Ulaanbaatar to Thailand is not that bad.

Capture — Kayak presents it with a straight face making it appear reasonable that a flight within Asia in coach should cost this much.

The choices were get robbed of cash or get robbed on cash and points. The greatest points deal I could find was burning 7500 Avios, 20,000 LifeMiles, and 20,000 United Miles. The points bill, based on MileValue’s Leaderboard came out to:

$127 for Avios (7500*1.97 cents)
$300 for LifeMiles (20,000 * 1.5 cents, using pre-devaluation amount)
$360 worth of United (20,000 * 1.81 cents)

Total Points Value out of Pocket: $787

The cash component for the points redemptions that include taxes and close in booking fee was:

$39 for Avios
$64 for LifeMiles
$111.20 for United

Total Cash out of Pocket: $214.2

Total Spent: $1001.2

That’s over $1000 to fly coach! Because we all know that there are better redemptions for those mileage programs than simple routes throughout SE Asia, this is nothing short of a ripoff.

Not wanting to choose either option, I was ready to quit. Then suddenly, amazingly, everything became clear to me.

Honestly, I don’t remember why but I went to US Airways’ website grumbling about how they never should’ve left Star Alliance for American and Oneworld. Angry clicking here and there, I stumbled upon their codeshare partners page. And wouldn’t you know it, Air China, essentially the only airline out of Mongolia was on the list! Not only that, but somehow, magically, the redemption amount from Mongolia to Hong Kong was 25,000 roundtrip compared to United’s 40,000.

Wait, but that’s not all:

The redemption in business class was 30,000 roundtrip compared to United’s 80 [effing] thousand.

Wait, but that’s not all:

US Air allows a stopover on its rewards meaning I could swing by my favorite city, Shanghai, China without the hassle of applying for a visa, on Halloween weekend!

Excited, I did a quit dash around my apartment then went back to read more of the terms and conditions of this partnership.

And wouldn’t you know it? That’s not all:

By looking at Air China’s route map, I noticed they fly direct to Osaka Japan meaning that I could visit both Osaka and Kyoto for the first time in life instead of occupying Hong Kong for another weekend.

Could this be too good to be true?

For a brief moment, it appeared that it was. Checking the return flights from Osaka to Beijing en route to Ulaanbaatar, I was dismayed to learn that the flight from Japan landed at 11:20AM while the flight to Mongolia departed at 11:55Am.

Adrenaline flowing, I knew I could rectify this easily and found a flight that would arrive in Beijing the day before but leave early enough the next day to satisfy the 24 hour layover rule and, once again, comply with China’s visa regulations.

Moment of truth: I called US Air on the phone, gave the kind lady each of my flights one by one and was more than happy to pay the $75 close in fee and $50 call in fee.

In the end, my itinerary reads:

ULN-PVG(3 nights)
PVG-KIX (4 nights)
KIX-PEK (1 night)
PEK-ULN (till frozen)

All in business, all for $200 and 30,000 US Air Miles.

Boomshakalaka!

Vegas Knockout: The Hangover

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October 19, 2014

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It’s all over minus the hangover.

Six weeks ago, I began the Knockout Tourney: The Winner’s Bracket of Where to Stay in Las Vegas. And much like a trip to Las Vegas, I’m oh so glad that the journey is over and I can back to my normal day-to-day routine.

The hangover of having to write one Hotel Review after another on Sin City was worth the effort as readers will not only have a guide of where to stay in Vegas but also a timeline documenting the transformation of this iconic American city.

Unlike many bloggers that issue the same review e.g., the check-in process was very smooth, I liked the soft toilet paper, I tried to give unique insight on each property useful for someone looking for a great time in Vegas.

28 hotels were more or less reviewed and in the end, unlike March Madness, the overall number one seed, Caesar’s Palace, carried the day.

So for one last time, I’m posting the recap of the entire tournament with the perfect bracket for all to see.

Viva Las Vegas!

Vegas Knockout: All Hail Caesar’s Palace

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October 18, 2014

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Vegas Knockout: All Hail Caesar’s Palace

(3) Encore vs (1) Caesar’s Palace

The official winner of the Vegas Knockout is Caesar’s Palace!

All hail Caesar’s Palace who beat out the number three seed Encore for the distinction of the best place to stay in Vegas. Overall, Caesar’s won out because unlike newcomers (see Cosmopolitan post), Caesar’s has proven time and time again it can withstand the test of time by adapting with the times.

Why is Caesar’s the best? First, and foremost, Caesar’s is right in the center of the Strip next to the Forum Shops and Bellagio, making it convenient for eating, drinking, and if you hit the jackpot, shopping. Next, Caesar’s is the birthplace of Vegas nightlife. Caesar’s had the first mega nightclub on the Strip called Pure to Vegas goers and Home Sweet Home to me and my friends. Although Pure is now closed, I am sure that Caesar’s will launch the next place to be tomorrow, thereby making it king of Vegas nightlife once again. While Caesar’s doesn’t have the greatest pool party, it does provide a relaxing, upscale atmosphere for a timeout after an evening spent blacked out. Most of all Caesar’s provides something that the new guys can never provide, timeless memories. My best trips to Vegas were spent with my best friends living like VIP by enjoying comped suites, food, drink, and eventful nights out, long before anyone made a movie about it.

Vegas 031 — Let’s start with the room, a 2 bedroom suite I could call home.

Followed by the perks of being a diamond member VIP

two men standing in front of a white wall — Red carpet access to Pure during NBA All Star Weekend (yes that’s an ipod shuffle)

Even while underwater from excess gambling

Vegas 036 — Skipping the lines that wrapped around the hotel

Vegas 042 — For bottle service comped by Big Al

Opportunities to yell Detroit Basketball at Shaq falling the Lakers epic collapse the year before

Vegas 055 — Remember when they were cool?

Vegas Knockout: It’s Cosmopolitan to Be Broke

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October 17, 2014

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(4) Cosmopolitan vs (1) Caesars Palace

The American way has gone from saving for a better tomorrow to kicking the can down the road for enjoying today. The deficit, the debt ceiling, and purposeless spending characterizes the US economy. No other country uses credit cards as much as the US and no other debt, besides student loan debt, is more attributable to the portfolio of the American citizen. Today, Americans buy the fast car, splurge for the nice watch, and opt for the swanky loafers in an effort to fool the world into believing that we are prospering.

Enter the Cosmopolitan hotel. From the outside, it along with the buildings within the CityCenter development are a stunning display of architectural might. Conceived during the real estate boom, the CityCenter and Cosmopolitan were the only projects to survive the real estate bust. By survive, I mean construction was completed and doors open for business. I do not mean turn a profit, something the Cosmo has failed to do.

But who cares? People come to Vegas to lose their own small fortune not worry about the misfortune of others. Why worry about the cost of the elaborate suite when you can have overpriced Hennessy at the Chandelier Bar? Why fret about dropping a few grand at the blackjack table when you’re living it up at Marquee by day and by night?

And for me, that’s what makes staying at the Cosmo special. Even if it is for only a few days, and even if the bank account is damn near empty, guests feel and are treated like celebrities. Bottles are popped, smiles are exchanged, and everyone is happy.

Don’t worry about going home empty handed, you and everyone else, including the hotel owners are doing the same. After all, it’s cosmopolitan to be broke so long as you dare not show it.

1482776_10103467355708261_139313930_n — Yes I’ve seen the Bellagio fountains…from my 2 bedroom suite

A standard room? No, I need space to work.

Wine and cheese snack? Just sign it to the room

Day or night is a great time to spend money you don’t have at one of Vegas’ best club, Marquee

Las Vegas-20130622-00362 — Champagne poolside please

IMAG0428 — How am I going to pay for it all?

Buyer’s Remorse: A Case for Hoarding Points

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October 16, 2014

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Yesterday I told the tale of the points guru, yours truly, coming up with an innovative way of getting out of the points prison known as Mongolia.

The plan was brilliant, the Excel documented fully outlined with flight numbers, dates, and destinations. Then I did something that I never do; I told everyone that I had unlocked a great redemption. This was a fatal mistake.

This morning I woke up, ready to book after checking and rechecking all the parameters. First, I decided to take down the easy reservation: HKG to BKK using Avios for 7500 points and $15 cash. That went off without a hitch .

The next booking was the ace up my sleeve against the United devaluation, Lifemiles points. I inputted the dates and locations, ULN to HKG and noticed that the points required had gone up. I did it again and again and in incognito mode, it still was higher. I googled Lifemiles devaluation as I had heard some rumblings about it coming up.

Stupid me, its effective date was October 15th. Annoyed, I rationalized that the extra miles weren’t that big of a deal because the ticket would still be free. Actually, I hit refresh and cleared my browser again then contemplated if I could call and make up some excuse. Then I realized that Avianca customer service is the worst and bit the bullet.

Booking time came and guess what? Barclays put a freeze, like they always do when I book flights on my account. I confirmed via email that the Avios booking was legitimate and went back to the Lifemiles page. Surprise number two, the flights were gone! Refresh, clear cache, clear my head. Flights still gone.

Hours later having gone through the same process, I still couldn’t find the flights.

I turned my attention to the return flights where I used 20,000 United miles to fly from BKK back to ULN. Same thing, the flight I wanted disappeared forcing me to book a day earlier and incur the close in booking fee of $75. On tilt, I paid $350 for a flight from ULN to HKG to complete my itinerary.

All set ready to go! No. I wasn’t excited at all.

Here’s what I wanted and here’s what I ended up with.

Wanted
Lifemiles 17.5k to Hong Kong (1 Night)
7500 + $35 British Avios to BKK (3 Nights)
$50 Air Asia to Phuket (3 Nights)
20,000 United Miles back to ULN
Total: $100 in taxes

Received
$350 Hunnu Air (don’t ask) to Hong Kong (1 night)
20,000 + $111 in taxes on United to ULN (skipping Phuket for Pattaya because I’m boycotting aviation as much as possible in reaction to Lifemiles devaluation). (3 Nights in each)

Undoubtedly one of my worst redemptions ever.

I tried to convince myself that it wasn’t that bad, that they all can’t be winners. Moments later, I found myself on the phone cancelling all the flights. I agree that churn n burn is the best strategy for points but this would’ve tarnished my resume and ruined any chance I had at a promising career as an awards booker.

Sometimes it’s better to give up and stay home…till tomorrow when I’m back at it again.

Churn wisely my friends.

The Award Booking Service Debut: Get Me Out of Mongolia!

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October 15, 2014

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Okay, contestants, your client comes to you today from Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. He needs a change of temperature yesterday. He has provided you with the following tools per his AwardWallet account. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get him out of Mongolia before the end of October and back for the least amount of points and cash out-of-pocket. He wants to visit the following cities:

Hong Kong
Bangkok
Phuket

American Airlines: 235,000

Avianca: 23,000

British Airways: 54,000

United: 30,000 (manually entered)

US Airways: 158,000

Membership Rewards: 30,000

Ultimate Rewards: 137,000

Cash: $250

What do you do?

Today, there are so many award booking services provided by so many bloggers. Their fees range from $100 on up with more being charged for complex bookings. As I wrote in ThePointsOfLife Thank You, I appreciate the lessons learned from fellow bloggers about how they not only obtained the points but also how they redeemed them.

After all, it’s pointless to have one without the other.

I consider myself an expert in points bookings and boast the following resume:

Booked a first class flight to Shanghai on Emirates and a return flight on Singapore Airlines A380 with a stopover in Bali.
Booked a round the world ticket on American Airlines in business that was 16 segments, totaling 50,000 miles to Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, and North America for $275.
Booked a flight to the Final 4 for next to nothing when tickets were going for over $1000.
Booked a free flight to Costa Rica on a moment’s notice.

Why am I so good at award bookings? Because I maintain a diverse portfolio of points and because I refuse, absolutely refuse, to let the airlines win.

This award challenge is being featured because contrary to what bloggers say in regards to the difficulty of booking a flight to Tahiti, New Zealand, and the Moon, the hardest redemption of my life (accounting for devaluations) is simply to get out of Mongolia on a reasonable points ticket.

So get creative, get clicking, and let’s see if you can come up with a more clever solution than I.

Tomorrow I’ll tell you what I booked, convincing me that I too should start an award redemption service.

Keep churning my friends,

ThePointsOfLife

Vegas Knockout: The Encore Wynns in Overtime

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October 14, 2014

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Vegas Knockout: The Encore Wynns in Overtime

(3) Encore vs (2) Wynn

The Encore vs the Wynn is analogous to 1 divided by zero, the answer is undefined. It’s really a matter of personal preference. They are essentially the same hotel with the Encore, as the name implies, the newer version of the Wynn.

1. The Room

Wynn: The standard room at the Wynn looks like any ordinary hotel room. For the steep price, I was expecting a little more flare.
Encore: I stayed at a suite at the Encore and much like the Wynn, it was pretty ordinary.

Result: Draw

2. The Location

Both the Encore and the Wynn are located at the end of the strip but still within walking distance to the Fashion Show Mall. Since the Wynn is right across the street from the Palazzo and Venetian, the nod for better location goes to it.

Result: Wynn

3. The Nightlife

Wynn: Way back when Tryst nightclub was impossible to access. Today, Tryst is one of the few places that plays the same Top 40 that we all know and love. It also has an impressive waterfall and outdoor patio.
Encore: Encore is home to XS, by far my favorite club in Las Vegas in terms of layout. Not only is there plenty of space to maneuver inside but there is an expansive patio if you want to get away from it all. Encore also has Surrender, a mini version of Tryst and XS that is worth checking out. However, for me, XS and Surrender play too much house music. I’m all about that bass, that bass, no techno.

Result: Draw

4. The Pool

Wynn: The Wynn pool has two characteristics that make it interesting: 1) It is a topless pool. 2) It has poolside gambling.
Encore: Encore Beach Club is the best pool party in Las Vegas. It edges out Tao Beach due to its size and is classier (if that’s the right adjective) than Wet Republic at the MGM. If you don’t want to wade in the filth of a pool party, the Encore also has a regular pool where the music isn’t too loud and the atmosphere is more laid back.

Result: Encore

Using the four factor analysis of room, location, nightlife, and pool, the Encore comes out ahead simply because day drinking poolside or at a pool party is, and forever will be, my favorite extracurricular activity.

Overall Result: Encore wins by a Piña Colada