Puerto Rico Turkey Trot is part of the TPOL Moves to PR Trip Report.
While the rest of you were asleep, I was up at 4AM AST prepping for the Puerto Rico Turkey Run. Last year, I beat a sneaky runner who tried to sprint past me in the last second (see Puerto Rico Turkey Run: TPOL Wins, Then Trolls). I tried to reach out to him on Twitter this year to propose a rematch. He did not respond.

It’s a good thing Eloy did not show up. TPOL was a runnin’ fool that day. I ended up 64th out of 509 overall and 9th out 50 of in my age group.


I checked the results for Eloy’s name. No sign of him. Maybe next year.
