TPOL has gone sober. I know. It’s tragic. But I’m on a Kanye get fit for the winter plan (see The Tahiti Diet: Making the Bungalow Selfie Count). Given that and the fact that I won’t be flying Southwest anytime soon, I thought I would give away drink coupons on Southwest. They expire at the end of this year. Enter by following me on Instagram and use the hashtag #TPOLsober. This is first come first serve.