No Turkey Trot This Year, But Still Thankful for Trolling

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No Turkey Trot is part of the TPOL Moves to PR Trip Report and The Covid Trip Report.


For two years, TPOL has been dominating the competition at the Turkey Trot race in Puerto Rico. In year one, I held off last-second competition (see Puerto Rico Turkey Run: TPOL Wins, Then Trolls). In year two, I requested a rematch but was not given one (see Cyberbully? TPOL’s Puerto Rico Turkey Trot (2nd Edition)). Year 3, Covid has entered our lives and the Turkey Trot has been canceled. That has not stopped me from trolling my nemesis by inviting him to Rio Mar for a one-on-one race. As far as safety goes, no mask is required as there will be plenty of social distancing as I leave him and anyone else who shows up in the dust. The starting gun goes off at 6AM. Will you be here?

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