Simply The Best: TPOL Is 11 And Vlogging
Telkaif, Iraq: No Need for 23andMe
No need for 23andMe. I know where I come from. While my ancient ancestors are from Turkey, the Bachuwas come from a small town on the outskirts of Mosul called Telkaif. Though my grandparents grew up in Baghdad, it was I had to go to where it all began. Driving to this town required another stop at the checkpoint. The security officer could not understand why we were trying to go there. After a lengthy explanation about the cultural and familial relevance, he waved us through. But like Samaraa, we had to surrender our passports (see Navigating Iraqi Checkpoints: The Road to Samarra). The Town While there were signs of normalcy, Telkaif was eerily quiet. Much of the population had left after the invasion of ISIS.





































































7 Lessons Learned from FAILING at My 1st Vlog: St. Lucia Carnival
How hard can it be to start a vlog? I am happy that I did not put too much thought into answering that question before launching this channel. I quickly learned that this hobby requires a lot of work, instruction, and talent. To kick it off, I filmed my experience in St. Lucia for carnival. The learning curve for vlogging is as steep as the learning curve for golf, which is also documented in this inaugural film. Fortunately, I don’t take myself too seriously and am happy to publish the result for your amusement. Please join me, Alexander, aka the #masterofwon, as I go on this journey into the known unknown i.e., I know it will be fun, but I have no idea if it’ll be any good. Here is the video of truth:
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Simply The Best: February 2025
- I Am Not a Foodie. And Neither Are You.
I would like to meet a foodie in person. I wonder if they’ll be as intolerable in person as they are on my blog. - Residency Directory: Where I’ll Live And Why
The purpose of a residency is to do what I would do if I were an actual resident. That means not being a tourist. That means not being adventurous. - Eat Like A Local: Madrid, Spain
Everyone has a snooty opinion on what it means to ‘eat like a local.’ Don’t make it complicated. Eat and enjoy. - Kebab Azerbaijan: Best Worldwide?
For perhaps the best kebab in the world, go to Firuze. Enough said. - Recap! Madrid Residency
The best idea I have come up with in a while is to live in various cities in the world for a month at a time and act as if I were a local. - Madrid Long-Term Rental: Show Up, Start Living at The Blueground
Looking to do a residency in Madrid? Stay in Chamberí. Book through The Blueground. - See What? Crapping Out in Monaco
Did you get the memo that there’s nothing to see or do in Monaco? I did not.
See What? Crapping Out in Monaco
Did you get the memo that there’s nothing to see or do in Monaco? I did not. Before I complain, here’s how to get there:
Nice to Monaco by Train: Next Time by Choppa*Here is the beautiful train station in Nice:


















Dream Midtown: When I Was a Guest of Honor
Before I requalified for Globalist (see Hyatt Globalist: Now What?), I was a simple Explorist. To help a friend preserve his Globalist status and to enjoy the perks of Globalist life, I was bestowed the title of Guest of Honor at the Dream Midtown NYC (see Qualifying for Hyatt Globalist: Did You Know?). Leaving the Feather Factory LIC, I wondered how I would be received as a Guest of Honor. Would it be more special than simply walking in as a Globalist? Would they say, “Welcome Mr. Bachuwa, today you are a Guest of Honor”? Checking-In I was disappointed that there were no trumpets and no mention of being honored. Room I was not disappointed with the room.

















Nice to Monaco by Train: Next Time by Choppa*
With an afternoon to spare before my flight to Corsica, I went to Monaco to check off another country (see Where I’ve Been) and to see if it was worth the hype. The Nice train station is only a few minutes walk from the Holiday Inn Express.





Courtyard Baku, Azerbaijan: An International Hotel
Different brands have different significance in different countries. In China, Buick is a highly regarded brand because the last emperor drove a Buick. I don’t know who stayed at a Courtyard in Central Asia, but when I said I was staying at the Courtyard in Baku, I received looks of approval. Here’s why: Location Unlike the Hyatt Baku, the Courtyard is located closer to the city center. A taxi is still required to go to the walking street, but there is an excellent shawarma place nearby (see Guns & Butter: Baku Travel Guide). Hotel Itself The exterior of the hotel is beautiful.

















