Keep Vs. Cancel: Capital One Venture X Business

It is a no-brainer to keep the Capital One Venture X card (see Keep vs. Cancel (Proactive Edition): Capital One Venture X). But what to do about the business version? Is it worth the $395 annual fee? Ultimately, I said no. Here’s why:
  1. $300 travel credit < $395
  2. 10k anniversary points: From a valuation stand point, the 10k is worth ore than the $95, the difference in the travel credit and the total of the annual fee. I have over 332k Capital One points that are sitting idle, that’s a sin in itself. Why do you I need more? I prefer to keep my cash.
  3. Business is Mastercard, and Personal is Visa: I use the personal card, a Visa, at Costco and everywhere that Amex is not taken.
  4. Phone protection: I use the personal card for this as well.
I called retention. They offered nothing. I cancelled. Anyone disagree? TPOL’s Tip: Be sure to transfer your points from the business to the personal card.

Hours Left: Free Flight to Puerto Rico

We’re up to 26 entrants If I get to 30, I will throw in a bottle of Don Q Silver. Last year, I DOGE cut my March Madness bracket (see No TPOL March Madness Bracket. And No One Cares). This year, I’m bringing it back. Winner gets a flight to Puerto Rico to play golf with me. Enter here. *Offer available only from the US or Aguadilla.
a balcony with a view of the ocean and a green wall
大力水手:Home of Don Q Dreams

March Madness Last Call: Free Flight to Puerto Rico

Last year, I DOGE cut my March Madness bracket (see No TPOL March Madness Bracket. And No One Cares). This year, I’m bringing it back. Winner gets a flight to Puerto Rico to play golf with me. Enter here. a golf course with palm trees and blue sky  

Simply The Best: TPOL Is 11 And Vlogging

In the words of the critically acclaimed Miley Cyrus and the fallen star, Sean ‘Puff Daddy’, ‘Diddy Combs’, “We can’t stop. And we won’t stop.” Indeed, I don’t even know how to stop. And that’s why after 11 years, I am still writing this critically acclaimed blog.  With an eye on the future, I have launched a Vlog that will combine the very best of my travel with the very best of why you read this blog- me. My goal last year was to become the #MasterOfWon (Simply The Best: TPOL Is Ten And #MasterOfWon). I would say that I am well on my way. Happy birthday to me.

Telkaif, Iraq: No Need for 23andMe

Telkaif, Iraq is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report. Catch up on all the posts from Iraq here.
No need for 23andMe. I know where I come from. While my ancient ancestors are from Turkey, the Bachuwas come from a small town on the outskirts of Mosul called Telkaif. Though my grandparents grew up in Baghdad, it was I had to go to where it all began. Driving to this town required another stop at the checkpoint. The security officer could not understand why we were trying to go there. After a lengthy explanation about the cultural and familial relevance, he waved us through. But like Samaraa, we had to surrender our passports (see Navigating Iraqi Checkpoints: The Road to Samarra). The Town  While there were signs of normalcy, Telkaif was eerily quiet. Much of the population had left after the invasion of ISIS. a park with a bench and a playground a tray of bread on a table a group of bowls of vegetables in a display case a bucket of dirt with a shovel Historical Landmarks  The first Catholic church was locked away and inaccessible. a stone building with a cross on top
a hole in a metal wall with a door and a building
That’s not an intentional peephole.
On the way to the second, the sacred heart, we passed by a Catholic cemetery. We tried to go in but it was locked. A random passerby said that the guard in the church had the key. a street with buildings and power lines a brick wall with a white box and a white box on ita brick wall with a dirt field behind it a street with buildings and power lines a wall with writing on ita stone building with a dome and a cross on the sideWe arrived at the church, and again, it was locked. a door with crosses on it a building with a sign on the front My guide knocked on the door and informed the guard that there was a Chaldean (Catholic Iraqi) from Michigan who wanted to ask him a few questions (Though I am not a practicing Catholic, Catholicism is an integral part of my culture.). A few moments later, he came down and immediately welcomed us in.a door with a cross on ita courtyard with arches and a stone building a painting on a building a building with a couple of windowsa building with arches and a crossa cross on a brick walla statue in a stone wall a courtyard with arches and a cross on top I thought it would only be a hurried look around and a prohibition on pictures. Quite the opposite, he was thrilled to take us on a tour. The first stop was the part of the church which was restored after the ISIS attack. Seeing the church where my relatives prayed years ago was a solemn moment. a stone building with a cross in the middle a room with a cross and a chandelier a stone room with a statue of a woman in a blue robe a stone archway with benches and a chandeliera statue in a stone room a picture of a man's face on a wall The guard took us to two more places of prayer. Both were badly destroyed by ISIS and have yet to be repaired. He told us that people were killed in these rooms. That was disturbing and surreal.a large building with columns and chandeliersa stone altar in a buildinglooking up at a ceiling with a window in the middle a stone room with columns and archesa ceiling with a round windowa ceiling with a circular ceiling with many windowsa ceiling with many windows a stone building with a round staircase and stained glass windows Nuns Quarters Nuns used to live on the premises but left after the invasion and have not returned. a building with stairs and a lawn The Cemetery  After the tour of the church, the guard gave us the keys to the cemetery. That was unbelievable.a large brown gate with crosses on topa dirt road leading to a stone wall with a gate and a building in the backgrounda dirt road leading to a cemetery a cemetery with a few buildings and a foggy sky a cemetery in a dry fielda stone ruins on a hill a cemetery in a fielda cemetery in a dry field a grave in a cemetery a cemetery with a city in the background a cemetery with a city in the background a cemetery with a cross on top a dirt road leading to a cemetery I searched for the names of relatives who may have been buried there. I could not locate any of them. It was sad seeing tombstones shattered into pieces by ISIS.a cemetery with a cross on top of it Although ISIS was defeated, much of the population of Telkaif left. We went back to the church to take photos with the guard and thank him for welcoming us. He invited us to tour the neighborhood across from the church. According to my aunt, that is where the Bachuwas lived.a man standing in front of a stone buildingtwo men standing in front of a building TPOL’s Tip: Here is how you assemble a Russian assault rifle. a street with buildings and power lines a person walking down a dirt roada street with graffiti on the side of a building a rusty barrel next to a stone wall a wall with a logo painted on it Return to Mosul We told the security officer that we were going to Telkaif for a quick look around. When we came back hours later, he inquired why we were gone for so long. Despite our delay in returning, he promptly gave us back our passports and sent us on our way.a tree near a fence Dinner in Mosul  To top off one of the best days, we had dinner at what looked like Flint’s own Big John Steak and Onion. The lahem ageen was superb. The bombyah (okra) was good but as usual, it is better made at home. The meat was great, especially the lamb which fell off the bone. a building with a sign on ita group of pictures on a wall a group of bowls of food a plate of pasta with sauce on it a plate of food with lemons and a pickle a bowl of soup with a blue and white designa close up of food a plate of food on a table a plate of meat and rice Overall For food, Mosul is the place to go (see Mosul, Iraq Day 1: The Best Homemade Food in the World) For my Chaldean readers, I loved Telkaif. You will too. a large white letters with a heart on the side of a road

7 Lessons Learned from FAILING at My 1st Vlog: St. Lucia Carnival

7 Lessons Learned is part of the Master Of Won, TPOL’s adventure behind and in front of the camera, and They Call Me Mr. Fete Trip Reports.
How hard can it be to start a vlog? I am happy that I did not put too much thought into answering that question before launching this channel. I quickly learned that this hobby requires a lot of work, instruction, and talent. To kick it off, I filmed my experience in St. Lucia for carnival. The learning curve for vlogging is as steep as the learning curve for golf, which is also documented in this inaugural film. Fortunately, I don’t take myself too seriously and am happy to publish the result for your amusement. Please join me, Alexander, aka the #masterofwon, as I go on this journey into the known unknown i.e., I know it will be fun, but I have no idea if it’ll be any good.  Here is the video of truth:  

TPOL’S March Madness Bracket Challenge Is Back

Last year, I DOGE cut my March Madness bracket (see No TPOL March Madness Bracket. And No One Cares). This year, I’m bringing it back. Winner gets a flight to Puerto Rico to play golf with me. Enter here. a man standing in front of a large screen

Vlog Premiers Soon

It has been too long of a journey and we will see if it was worth the cost. However, the first video of my Vlog is set to premier on YouTube (see DJI Flip: Blogging, Vlogging, You, Me & TPOL Will Never Be the Same). Bookmark my channel now before I become a celebrity. a man taking a selfie

Simply The Best: February 2025

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February was too short but still great. Here are the best posts:
  1. I Am Not a Foodie. And Neither Are You.
    a man in a box eating pizza
    I would like to meet a foodie in person. I wonder if they’ll be as intolerable in person as they are on my blog.
  2. Residency Directory: Where I’ll Live And Why
    a man sitting on a dock with his arms up in the air
    The purpose of a residency is to do what I would do if I were an actual resident. That means not being a tourist. That means not being adventurous.
  3. Eat Like A Local: Madrid, Spain
    a plate of meat and bread on a table
    Everyone has a snooty opinion on what it means to ‘eat like a local.’ Don’t make it complicated. Eat and enjoy.
  4. Kebab Azerbaijan: Best Worldwide?
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    For perhaps the best kebab in the world, go to Firuze. Enough said.
  5. Recap! Madrid Residency
    a man standing on a railing in a stadium with a football field and a football field
    The best idea I have come up with in a while is to live in various cities in the world for a month at a time and act as if I were a local.
  6. Madrid Long-Term Rental: Show Up, Start Living at The Blueground
    a living room with a tv and a table
    Looking to do a residency in Madrid? Stay in Chamberí. Book through The Blueground.
  7. See What? Crapping Out in Monaco
    a large mirror sculpture in a fountain in front of a building
    Did you get the memo that there’s nothing to see or do in Monaco? I did not.

See What? Crapping Out in Monaco

Monaco Travel Guide is part of the Still The Best Trip Report.
Did you get the memo that there’s nothing to see or do in Monaco? I did not. Before I complain, here’s how to get there:
Nice to Monaco by Train: Next Time by Choppa*
Here is the beautiful train station in Nice: a building with a clock on the top With 31 minutes before arrival, I wondered what I would do in Monaco. Would I run into Lewis Hamilton? Would I strike it rich at the Casino, a la James Bond? Would I meet royalty who would take me on her yacht? a sign on a pole a sign in a building Walking It is a pleasant walk from the train station down to the casino. It is an unpleasant trek up hills, in the sun, back to the train station. a group of people walking in a park Casino Come one, come all, and take a photo of the casino. a large building with palm trees and people in front a fountain in front of a building a large mirror sculpture in a fountain in front of a building Gambling TPOL does not gamble. The risk reward does not make sense for me. I have seen friends waste hours at the poker table ‘winning’ only to give it right back minutes, hours, days, later. a stack of poker chips on a tile floor a stack of poker chips on a table Cars Before moving to Puerto Rico (see Despacito! TPOL Is Moving to Puerto Rico! Effective Inmediatamente), I was obsessed with cars. Fortunately, the roads here are so terrible that having anything nice is a bad investment.
a silver car on the street
That does not mean I can’t appreciate beautiful automobiles when I see them.
Yachts Do you know how much it costs to fill up a yacht? It’s expensive (see Porto Cervo, Sardinia: My Yacht Is Bigger). Fortunately, I don’t have enough money for the petrol, let alone the yacht.
a group of boats in a harbor
That does not mean I can’t appreciate beautiful yachts when I see them.
a group of boats in a harbor a city with many boats in the water Skyline If you’re looking for a beautiful skyline facing the Mediterranean, Monaco is not the place to find it. It is old and antiquated. a group of boats in a harbor
a tall tree next to a body of water
The greenery and flowers were nice, however.
Formula One  Do you watch Formula One? I do not. But, for those that do, Monte Carlo is the place to be. a black car parked on a road with a city in the background a statue of a car on a street a stone plaque with a picture of a race car TPOL’s Trivia: The first Monaco Grand Prix was held on April 14, 1929, and was not a Formula One race. The first Formula One race in Monaco was in 1969.  TPOL’s Truth: I have no idea what the difference between Grand Prix and Formula One is. Overall I spent a few hours in Monaco, enough to add it to my Country Count List (see Where I’ve Been). I didn’t spend any money in Monaco, counting myself lucky to avoid the upper-echelon pricing.