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In the words of Frank Slade, “I’m just getting warmed up.”
The Scottsdale Golf Continental Golf Club Review is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
Scottsdale: home to fun, sun, and golf. It is also home to one of the wackiest golf courses around. The 18 hole Scottsdale Continental Golf Club is located right near my place in Old Town. I had driven by it many times but until this year TPOL was not a golfer.
The course is a sprint of par 3’s and an obstacle course that pits golfer vs. other golfer vs. dogs vs. runners. vs. traffic vs. the driving range.
Golfer vs. Golfer
“Can I play through?” As a novice, I used to be inclined to say yes. I actually preferred that someone would pass me so I wouldn’t have the stress of knowing I was being tailed. I soon realized that most people are also terrible at golf and letting someone play through means you will end up stuck behind them. Since this course is so short, people weren’t even asking to play through. They would just fly by on their golf cart and wave their hand. Then they’d shank their tee shot and yours truly would be back there wondering what school of etiquette they went to. Mind you, it’s all in good fun.
Golfer vs. Dogs
Around the course there is a walking trail occupied by dogs on and off leashes. I thought I hit a pretty good tee shot and couldn’t find my ball. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a dog with a golf ball in his mouth. I’m going to say he made off with my ball.
Golfer vs. Runners
If the dogs don’t steal your ball, that doesn’t mean you are out of the woods. There are plenty of runners jogging along the path and the only thing separating them from a shot to the head is a warning sign advising golfers that they are liable for injury to pedestrians. Good grief, now you want me to tee off?
Golfer vs. Traffic
The course is right in Old Town and is surrounded by busy streets. While there is an underpass to go from the front to back nine, you get the feeling that you are playing golf on the 405.
Golfer vs. Driver Range
This isn’t what you think. You’re not challenging your skills against the driving range. Instead, you are chancing your luck that you don’t get hit by a ball hit off the driving range. The range backs up into the second hole and is adjacent to another. Not only are balls flying like at you like Katyusha rockets but when they do land nobody bothers to clean them up. As a result, you may lose your ball among the practice ones that litter the course.
A rare par 4 (next to the driving range)
The Breakdown
Cost: $10, best deal in town + 1 free domestic.
Beer: $5/each
Cart: Old school motor
Ball Loss: See Worst Hole, see driving range confusion above.
Score: More or less over par.
Favorite Hole: Any par 3 where my ball made the sweet sound of getting up on the green.
The fifth was good. On the right you had the drivers driving at you. In front you had traffic and the smell of chicken McNuggets cascading down upon you.
Worst Hole: 18 where I hit it into the water over and over again like Tin Cup.
Finally got over the pond where the ducks and I searched for balls together.
What Makes It Unique: Playing par 3 after par 3 may sound like fun but it’s very challenging to be on your swing each time you tee off. Unlike a long par 5 there is no room for a mistake.
Sweet glory on the green
Conclusion: I think I’d return for the comedy but this experience was more clown car spectacle and less golf.
So to you all the churners all across the land There’s no need to argue Parents just don’t understand
The wise words of a man named Smith transcend time and are applicable today. Maybe I’m not the Toys “R” Us kid I used to be (thanks to David Brandon ruining Umich football) but I still get into tiffs with my parents and ‘grown ups’ about the points game. The famous quote by those on the outside looking at my SQ Suite lifestyle is, “I hope you get a real job one day so that you don’t have to travel with points.” What they do not get is that no level of wealth would allow me to justify spending 12k on a one way flight when I could, for richer or poorer, still fly for next to nothing (damn fuel surcharges).
We points enthusiasts know that maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday this whole thing can come to an end. This is why we Shut Up And Book!, take pics aboard Emirates Shower Class, and have sleepless nights dreading our retreat to peasant class should there not be a welcomed recession (joking of course) on the horizon.
This brings me to the topic of MS and my hope that those who are not interested in flying around the world for $225 would be so kind to allocate their Birds, no matter if they be Red, Blue, or fluttering around to people like us. I understand the hesitation because a ss# is required but it’s not like I’m asking strangers for assistance. Even volunteering to manage it for them and show how all of this is possible is rebuffed.
Those that read BoardingArea everyday have become desensitized to the reality of having 40 credit cards, checking into a hotel for a week but staying for a couple of hours, and buying this card with that card to trigger that bonus for this bonus. It’s what you have to do to get from point A to point B, right?
John Wayne’s United Lounge Orange County is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Stuck in Orange County on a layover back to Phoenix I scrambled through my fanny pack looking for either United or American lounge passes. Of course I had none leftover (nor do I have a fanny pack) so I sat in shame at the Southwest Lounge. But, on the way to Mexico I did have two United passes that were expiring at the end of the month so I went ahead and used those.
My apologies for having this post out-of-order in the Trip Report but I highly doubt the lounge underwent any serious changes from when I visited on Friday and when I was denied access on Monday. I’m sure John Wayne would’ve found a way to get in both days. Overall, his airport was immaculate and the lounge was pretty damn good considering it was United.
Here’s some pics for your enjoyment:
Find me in the clubThe tradition of Bloody Mary and Coors LightArtfulThe best f@*king donuts I’ll tell you right now!Free list please. If I’m paying then it’s to pay for John Wayne’s Subway located downstairs.BarGreat OJ too.For a small United lounge it was very nice much like John Wayne’s Airport.United Club
This Amex Centurion Lounge Mexico City Review is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
“Run away and never look back,” I told myself as I made for the exits of the Priority Pass Lounge. Half a terminal later, I was seated at the bar the American Express Centurion Lounge in MEX. Ojos rojos in hand along with a few pretzels, I had forgotten about the trauma that I had endured at the prior bus stop.
Unlike the Vegas Centurion, there was not a fat man’s buffet; food was not free. But, there was beer and plenty of it. Given the distance from the gate to the lounge, I only had time to drink four. Two were salt and lime and two were clamato and cerveza. Still from what I did see, I would say it is well worth stopping in the Amex lounge, at least for the opportunity to swipe your $450 piece of plastic.
WelcomeMember since 95The barThe loungeThe beerThe snacksThe beer
This Priority Pass Lounge Mexico City Review is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
Priority Pass Lounges may be better than waiting with the common folk but not by much. Leaving Mexico City, I went to the lounge near my gate before making the executive decision that it was worth the hike to the Amex Centurion Lounge.
This lounge was a glorified bus stop with patrons that look uncomfortable and an atmosphere that was depressing. It certainly didn’t help that the lounge was downstairs in a tiny room with chairs cramped atop one another.
To its credit, the lounge had Herradura tequila but for the trouble, I require Don Julio.
Like a work cafeteriaThe spreadThey had alcohol making it better than a United Lounge.Bad espressoSo depressing.Herradura
The Mexico City Travel Guide is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
Anything on the line (Production Possibilities Frontier for my fellow economists) is an efficient use of your time depending on your tastes and preferences.
Anything inside the line is inefficient as should be avoided.
Anything outside is aspirational but may be impossible to do given the constraints of time and resources.
The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa.
Welcome to Mexico City
Bienvenido a la Ciudad de México. I hope you brushed up on your Spanish and are ready to get after it. The population of Mexico City is around 9 million people making it one of the largest cities in the world. In this guide I’ll cover what I did and didn’t do leaving the ultimate decision of what you should do to you.
Didn’t Do: Teotihuacan
According to all things sacred, “Teotihuacan is located in the State of Mexico 30 miles (48 km) northeast of modern-dayMexico City, known today as the site of many of the most architecturally significant Mesoamerican pyramids built in the pre-Columbian Americas.”
Mexico City has amazing food on every street corner. Some will caution against the cleanliness of the food and the potential for food poisoning. I don’t mind if it’s the same guy who makes the food, makes the change, and shakes my hand after it’s all done. We had varied experiences from eating at restaurants. Once we ended up being ripped off for the world’s worst tacos. Another time the food at El Bajio was delicious but this doesn’t convince me that it’s better than the street.
El BajioSalt + Lime Beer and TacosMole
Chapultepec Castle
Tourism is tough on me. I prefer to eat, drink, and wander the streets. Those social ventures yield more interesting stories than organized tours. Still, some things you are compelled to do. One of them is visiting the Chapultepec Castle in Bosque de Chapultepec. The park is conveniently located within walking distance of the Hyatt Regency so drumming up the energy to get there shouldn’t be an issue. Once inside, don’t bother looking for a sign that says Castillo de Chapultepec. Instead look for Museo Nacional de Historia which is located within the castle. There is a cover charge to get in but they do take card. The Saturday afternoon we went there was a long queue.
Bosque de ChapultepecCastle Entrance: Old residence of the French Imperialists then the head of MexicoGoogle TranslateAwesome muralsView from top of the castleEl jefe!Curse this HTC M9: Outside of castleChapultepec means grasshopper
Nightlife & Polanco
All that tourism making you thirsty? Then it’s time to decide how far you want to take it. If you are looking for a peaceful evening among friends while enjoying a couple of cocktails, remain in central Polanco by the countless cafes.
PolancoPolanco residenceAbe in Polanco with a new hatPolanco spirits
If after you have had your share and want to see how this cosmopolitan city gets down, then take your pick of nightclubs. A friend of mine took me to Joy Room. Happy times shared by all.
Music was great, for the most part
Zacero
After a night out well past 5AM, our Sunday was reserved for going to Zacero, the proper downtown of Mexico City. Here you will find the Torre Latinoamericana, the Mexico City Metropolitan Cathedral, a Mexican flag that may be as big as the one in Cancun, the National Palace, as well as plenty of walking streets and the aforementioned $30 tacos.
It’s worth at least an afternoon but try to arrive in better shape than I did. You will last longer.
The City is what I picture NYC to be in the 80’sEl bancoThe walking streetClassic architectureGet ready to crossThe CathedralThe Capitol
Late Night Food & Street Food
Are they one in the same? Not necessarily. When I speak of late night food I’m talking about two restaurants: 1) La Casa del Pastor 2) El Fogoncito.
They are not the fine dining that I advised against. They are casual and delicious.
La casa del Pastor – PolancoTrompo!Trompo! Trompo!The endless pico style sauces
The second late night spot is El Fogoncito.
El Fogoncito – PolancoThe collection of blurry picosFajitas deliciousCombo taco plateAnd a good cerveza
Here’s a hybrid street food restaurant in downtown that had great tacos:
Tacos de Canasta – DowntownThe hot sauceThe goodsA variety of treatsOriginal CocaCourtesy Clerk to bottlesThis is a bargain
Street Food is everywhere. Tacos, hamburgers, and gorditas among other tasty treats of which I do not know the name. Try one, try them all. You will never be disappointed. And if you are, it only cost you a few pesos.
I will have 2 of thoseClassicYumFresh produce everywhere
Mexico City has tons to do but it can be exhausting to try and do it all in only a few days. If you do get overwhelmed, return to the Regency Club at the Hyatt for a nice tequila on the rocks.
If you’ve been keeping up with my Hyatt Diamond Challenge Trip Report, you may have noticed that picture quality takes a dip after I arrive at the Andaz San Diego. Initially, I thought it was the hangover preventing me from focusing on the subject. But with some digging, I have learned that the HTC M9 has faulty auto-focus software that makes capturing the right shot difficult. I guess I’ll be returning this phone and getting a…No, the answer is never iPhone.
Though I’ve already published a comprehensive What to Pack guide I thought I’d share a separate list for technology. Here’s what I’m packin’ and my two cents on each:
Garmin Vivoactive: For Running the Athens Marathon & Golf Reviews this device is great but has absolutely the crappiest software.
Shure SE 210 Headphones: Forget Beats by Dre, Shure is the way. But, for some reason the shelf life of these headphones is not very good. One headphone is cutting out meaning they better send me a new one before the marathon.
Samsung Galaxy s7 Edge: That’s a mouthful to say but the new phone seems very promising because it is champagne proof and has a great camera. Of course, the greatest feature is the Samsung Fast Charge.
LG G3 (Previous): First, Sprint is the shittiest company in the world. TPOL doesn’t swear too often but it is called for when I do. Sprint, are you kidding me? It’s 2016 and I can’t call anyone let alone get a hold of Uber. The family is on Sprint that’s why I’m on Sprint. As for the G3, it’s another underwhelming Android device. The camera is way better than that crap M9.
Lenovo X1 Carbon: Oh ThinkPad, do you remember when I called you IBM? ThinkPads like Shure headphones are the best products in the market when they work. Initial quality is great but indubitably there will be an issue with the fan and the computer will overheat then break. For now, all is well on my Carbon except for the stupid new mouse and ‘adaptive’ top function keys.
Logitech M570 Trackball Mouse: Really, you bring a mouse on vacation with you? Yes, I do because it is much more efficient for getting things done than the Lenovo’s terrible system.
Nikon 1 J4: Tired of bad shots I got a real camera. I also enjoy walking around with it dangling from my neck like a true tourist. It’s a great camera but I still feel that low light shots could be better. I think I’ll go back to Sony eventually.
Nikon AW120 Blue: Though the days of creeper cam are a distant memory, I still carry an underwater camera. This Nikon takes good pics in the day and does great HD video. Night pics are terrible like all underwater cameras.
Big Jambox: Though it’s frowned upon by the TSA never leave home without the Jambox. It’s a party in a box no matter how tired you are from a night out anywhere.
Blackbery Priv: This is the best device on the list! I have an unlimited international Blackberry data plan with AT&T that I started in 2009 when I was went to study in Dubai. At the time the other rich oil sheikhs and I all had Blackberrys. Then stupid Blackberry decided not to listen to TPOL’s letter advising it of its impending doom if I was not hired. With my old Q10, Blackberry was good for one thing only: the keyboard. There was no Uber, no Dropbox, no Instagram, no Periscope, and no Tinder for those interested. Now with the Priv, I can finally use Android apps. I keep my Blackberry because I love writing blog posts, emails, and angry Whats App messages to my friends showcasing my travel exploits. I will never get rid of it!
And that’s what TPOL carries when he travels. What about you?
The Hyatt Regency Mexico City Review is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.
“Are you here on business?” my friend asked when he met me at the Regency Club at the Hyatt Mexico City. If business means the Hyatt Diamond Challenge then yes I was.
The Hyatt Regency is known as the business hotel in Mexico City’s Polanco neighborhood though it is also great for vacationers as well.
The Location
The Hyatt is perfectly located in upscale Polanco, one of the richest neighborhoods in Mexico City. The Rolls Royce dealership and other fashionable boutiques are next door. Great restaurants, street food, and trendy bars are all within walking distance and the Bosque de Chapultepec city park is only a few minutes away on foot.
The Lobby
Though the exterior of the hotel is showing its age, the lobby is spectacular. There are restaurants, bars, and plenty places to sit.
The lobbyLobbyDecor
The meeting areaArtThe shopThe shopJapanese Restaurant?
The Room
Trying for a suite upgrade, I invoked the same line used at the Andaz San Diego to no avail. Diamond Challenge or not, I ended up with a standard room on a high floor. I did manage to negotiate Regency Club access which made having a suite superfluous.
The standard roomThe standard deskThe bathroomThe worst citrus pine sol soapThe welcome fruit
The Regency Club Lounge
There a few lounge left in this world that deliver. Most hotel lounges now have instant coffee, no wait staff, and maybe some light snacks. This was not the case at the Hyatt Regency Mexico City which like the Hilton Istanbul and the Le Royal Meridien Shanghai are among the best in the world.
The lounge opens early for breakfast though TPOL couldn’t be bothered to wake up for a Western breakfast when tasty street food is available at any time. My apologies for not having pics but at least I didn’t have to weird out the business travelers wondering who the creepy stranger is taking a photo of the salmon.
The lounge shows its utility on rainy afternoons and as a pre-party spot before a night out in Mexico City. Red wine, Corona, Herradura tequila are all available at no cost along with delicious snacks including the hotel’s own al pastor.
The lounge remains open until 11pM and the helpful staff is in no hurry to push you out.
The tequillaThe loungeThe spreadThe snacksThe Regency ClubThe CocaHerraduraThe lounge art
The Cost
I did cash n points for $75 + 6000 GoldPassport points. This became a great deal with the inclusion of the Regency Club.
Overall
I would definitely return to the Hyatt Regency Mexico City whether it be for business or leisure.
The view
*The pics in this Trip Report seem to be a bit off. I switched to the HTC M9 and am disappointed with the quality.
I’ve received some pings that some of my pics aren’t being displayed properly. They shows up vertically on my devices, Android and Blackberry but for some reason not on Apple.
Here’s a test to see if I have fixed it. Apologies for reaching out to you for technical support.
