The Mexico City Metro

This is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.

In this report, I will cover:


Avoiding getting ripped off by the airport taxi is my number one objective when arriving in a new city. The hassle of getting from the airport for the right price is not something I’m equipped to deal with following a long journey. This isn’t as pressing a concern as it was once was with the emergence of Uber but a pain nonetheless.

Landing in Mexico City, I had yet to configure my Blackberry for m.uber.com. Blackberry doesn’t support the Uber app which is more hilarious than my insistence on keeping this great device. I had read about the terrible traffic in Mexico City and thought it would be more convenient, more cultural to take the scenic route via the Mexico City Metro.

To the point of convenience, it was not. To the point of cultural, it was worth the hour-long commute. The journey begins by walking the endless terminal of Mexico City Airport towards Terminal A. From there go under the white roof path to the metro entrance. Pay the incomparably cheap 3 pesos, or 17 cents, for a ticket. Stare at the incomprehensible metro map for a long time until you figure out that you are supposed to take Line 5 to Pantitlan. Change to Line 1, the pink line, towards Observatorio. Exit on Tacubaya. Switch to Line 7. Exit Auditorio. You have arrived in Polanco with much more than a discounted fare. You have arrived with a story.

First, I wouldn’t suggest taking the metro from the airport to Polanco not because it is unsafe but because it takes way too long and is way too hot. A few stops on the metro is enough to get the metro experience. This includes:

  • Hawkers calling out deals for discounted Doritos.
  • Preachers spreading the good word.
  • Young punks screaming and laughing hysterically much to the chagrin of all passengers.
  • Commuters enduring the long ride.

Basically it’s what you would find in the New York Subway but with much more personality and even more characters to observe.

Within the metro station, there was a Dominos ‘para llevar’ which was awesome and a McDonalds desert only shop which was strange. More noteworthy are the murals painted on the walls of the station that added to the experience.

But for street food, I would've stopped.
But for street food, I would’ve stopped.
The Art
The Art

While there is plenty to see and do in Mexico City, the trip would be incomplete without a ride on the metro.

Here’s the journey in pictures:

Keep walking, you're only at Terminal 2
Keep walking, you’re only at Terminal 2
More walking
More walking
The entrance
The entrance
The amp
The map
Waiting for the train
Waiting for the train
Orange is the new black
Orange is the new black
Arrival!
Arrival!

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Phoenician Scottsdale Golf Course Review

This is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.

In this report, I will cover:


The Clubhouse 

The Phoenician is an SPG Luxury Collection Hotel located in Scottsdale, Arizona right off of Camelback Mountain. Like a room at the Phoenician, a round of golf can get pricey. Summertime does provide guests with the opportunity to stay and play at a significant discount, a decision that I highly recommend.

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The Phoenician

The Course

The beauty of this golf club is second to none. It is divided into three 9 hole courses: Canyon Course, Oasis Course, and Desert Course. The Oasis Course is where I began and it’s more of a traditional golf course with houses along the side. The Canyon Course which I played as the sun was setting was breathtaking. I spent so much time taking pictures I struggled to complete the last two holes.

The Oasis Course

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100 yards to the pin or the living room
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Tricky hole with water hazards on both sides
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Beauty on the green
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Now teeing off
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Barking dogs interfering with my chipping
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A perfect day

The Canyon Course

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Right along the mountain
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Villas of the Phoenician
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As the sun goes down
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Huge greens
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Teeing off
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View of Phoenix

The Breakdown 

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The Phoenician

Cost: $40 for 18 & cart for Arizona residents. $200 in the winter.

Beer: $7 for foreign and domestic.

Cart: The cart had GPS and also provided warnings if you were entering restricted areas.

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Ball Loss: I lost a few to the desert and the water.

Score: Happy day.

Favorite Hole: Canyon #7: Par 3: 188 Yards

Visualize the hole in one
Visualize the hole in one

Worst Hole: Canyon #8 and #9. It got too dark and that’s my excuse for losing the ball.

What makes it unique: It provides some of the best views of Phoenix in a tranquil, scenic setting. The course is so nice that those who do not golf go for walks on the grounds.

TPOL Grade: 5/5 Tees

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US Bank & Club Carlson: Giveith & Takeith Away

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Oh Club Carlson, oh US Bank, oh sometimes I get a feeling that they are messing with us for their own entertainment much like a boy shining a magnifying glass on an insect crossing the sidewalk. It’s a waste of time to retell the story of the devaluation, the lack of the e-certs, and the eventual jubilation of receiving them. There are two new, more pressing issues regarding these institutions.

Minimum night requirements:

I was casually browsing hotels around the world for New Years Eve and came across a few decent redemptions for Club Carlson with rooms available. As is my rule from the Vacationer’s Guide to Vacations, I planned on staying 3-4 nights in one city to see and do everything required to stay true to the Guns & Butter Travel Philosophy. The majority of hotels have minimum night requirements for peak season travel but nothing longer than 4 nights. Since that worked with my plan, I thought I could speculatively book some reward nights and cancel later if I found a hotel or city that was more appealing.

This could not be done because the e-certs can only be booked for one night and there is no way to override the computer to say e-cert for night one, cash and points for night two, points for night three etc. Contacting the hotel directly also proved fruitless. The only way to meet the minimum stay requirement is to book a room for the same rate for 4 consecutive nights. I burned my Club Carlson on a 2016 trip to Iceland so that wasn’t an option.

Where is my e-cert? 

Had I convinced customer care or the local hotel that I was meeting the minimum stay requirement by using a mixture of cash, points, e-certs, and cash n points, it would all be for naught. While on hold for an hour, I thought it wise to have the certificate numbers handy in case the voice of reason interceded in my favor. Instead, here is what I found:

Capture

That’s right, no E-Cert. Speechless, angry, dumbfounded, all of the above, I hung up the phone and can’t be bothered to deal with either US Bank or Club Carlson.

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Talking Stick Golf Course Review: Golf in the Desert

This is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.

In this report, I will cover:

  • Las Vegas, Nevada
  • San Diego, California
  • Carlsbad, California
  • Scottsdale, Arizona
  • Mexico City, Mexico

Talking Stick is a casino, resort, and golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona. I never won there gambling and didn’t do so well at golf either.

Talking Stick Casino
Talking Stick Casino

The Clubhouse 

Rude! Like a Yelp review, I will start off exclaiming how rude some of the employees at this course were. I’m guessing it’s because the temperature outside read 100 degrees and they were over the sweltering heat but seriously it won’t make it any cooler to be impolite. From tossing the pen to sign the receipt on the counter to the failure to make meaningful eye contact, the guy running the clubhouse had no manners.

The Course

As a budding golfer, I have learned much about the game. In talking to the greenskeeper I learned that the golf courses in the desert use different grass depending on the season. In Arizona, if I’m not mistaken, they use Bermuda grass in the summer and then rye grass in the winter. As a result, the course plays differently depending on the season. For example, the greens are quicker in the winter as the grass doesn’t have to endure the harsh elements. Overall, the grass is greener in the winter and that’s one of the reasons why it’s cheaper to play in the summer.

This concludes my meek attempt to get schooled in the science of Turf Management, a degree offered at Rutgers.

And the desert
Ahh the desert
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Beautiful (hot) day
Blue sky, green grass in the desert
Blue sky, green grass in the desert

The Breakdown 

Cost: $30 for 18 & cart for Arizona residents. $175 in the winter.

Beer: It was too damn hot in the desert to consider drinking.

Ball Loss: This is a golf course in the middle of the desert. There are no natural water traps, no houses to hit, and nothing from mother nature to interfere with your drive. Thus, ball loss is next to nonexistent.

Score: Bleh Face: Following this Trip Report, I pledge to put real scores regardless of how terrible they are.

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Scorecard optional

Favorite Hole: Killer Bees

  • Wandering off the cart path is not advisable as there are snakes, scorpions, and bees waiting for you to slip up. In all my time living in Arizona I thankfully never saw a snake and only saw a couple of scorpions but the danger seems real in a golf course in the middle of nowhere.
Caution Bees!
Caution Bees!

Worst Hole: Sand traps were everywhere. If there was a bunker then my ball was naturally attracted to it.

What makes it unique: Take a step back and realize that you are playing golf in the desert. Look beyond the golf course and there’s nothing for miles.

TPOL Grade: 1/5 Tees

I’m sure this course is better in the winter but the miserable sun and the miserable man at the clubhouse means TPOL will not be returning.

Beautiful at night when the heat dissipates
Beautiful at night when the heat dissipates

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Free Award Wallet Codes to Save Your Points

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Election 2016: Where Have All the MS Jobs Gone?

Hungry for Points wrote a comical piece on MS where he used a handy graphic to demonstrate the decrease in MS jobs in an industry that once thrived on such a practice. Inspired, I revisited my post, I’m in Manufacturing, Spending and updated it to reflect the same. Simultaneously, I saw firsthand and read on Miles to Memories that giftcards.com is imposing more fees on its cards. It certainly seems like the walls are closing in.

Nostalgic for the days of the Bird of Red, I am growing a bit frustrated that the latest golden goose has been taken away. As a result, during this election season, I have no choice but to run a negative campaign and blame others for the lack of MS jobs. We all know that bloggers are ‘great people, excellent people,’ but sometimes we do more harm than we intend. If TPOL is elected points president, I promise to build a wall, a great wall, the greatest firewall the world has ever seen to prevent these secrets from being shared to a million people.

My name is TPOL and I approve this message.

This post paid for churners for TPOL. 
This post paid for churners for TPOL.

 

 

Delta Amex Investigation: No Bonus But Fee Refund

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The results are in for my Delta Amex misapplication. I applied for the second time for this card hoping I would get the bonus. I did not. I meekly protested. Amex reviewed the claim and upheld the ruling. They kindly refunded me the entire $200 annual fee for my troubles even though the prorated amount should have been $162.

Before you criticize me for applying for card twice, I would like to reiterate that I did receive the Surpass bonus twice even after the new rule went into effect. That strategy did not work here.

Ah well, I’m not down with Delta anyway.

 

Hyatt Place Scottsdale Review: Great Service, Bleh Property

The Hyatt Place Scottsdale Review is part of the Trip Report:Ā The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned myĀ Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it costĀ next to nothing here.

In this report, I will cover:


Getting There: As a former resident of Scottsdale, I can say that Phoenix Sky Harbor is the most convenient airport in the world. After claiming your golf clubs, go up the escalator and take the train to the 44th Street exit. Uber will pick you up from there. Yellow Cab is the worst!


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The Hyatt Place Scottsdale

I’m happy to say that this is the last review of a boring property in this otherwise eventful Diamond Challenge.

The Hyatt Place Vegas and the Hyatt Place Scottsdale are exactly the same: nothing bad, nothing great. The property like the one in Vegas is a converted AmeriSuites. They are so much alike I am reusing the pics of the Vegas room as part of this review:

The Room

Vegas or Scottsdale?
Vegas or Scottsdale?
Same same
Same same
1, 2, 4 Soaps
1, 2, 4 Soaps

TheĀ HotelĀ 

The bar in the lobby has decently priced drinks and the location, 3rd Avenue & Drinkwater, is ideal for exploring Old Town. TheĀ room rate of $80 in the summer, makes this hotel an exceptional bargain. But besides the friendly and helpful staff, there is absolutely no reason to stay at this hotel when the Hyatt House is directly across the street.

The lobby
The lobby
The bar
The bar
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A rare cloudy day in Scottsdale

Any questions?

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Omni La Costa: Legends Golf Course Review

This is part of the Trip Report: The Greatest Diamond Challenge of All Time. Check out how I planned my Hyatt Diamond Challenge and how it cost next to nothing here.

In this report, I will cover:


Getting There: Getting from San Diego to Carlsbad then to the golf course wasn’t as simple as I thought it would be. I took the COASTER from downtown to Carslbad. The cost was $5. From the course I took Uber to the airport for $45.

Train depot San Diego
Santa Fe Train depot San Diego

This was the first time that I was that guy at the airport dragging his golf clubs to the taxi stand. I never understood why anyone would deal with the hassle of lugging clubs for the silly game of golf. Times have changed: I still don’t care for the inconvenience of checking in a bag but I feel naked without my trusty clubs.

Rockstar!
Rock star!

As a card-carrying member of Citi Prestige, I have 3 rounds of free golf all over the world. Like an uninformed wine enthusiast, I chose the course based on price not on practicality. The Legends Course goes for $175 on a Monday afternoon. This must mean it is the greatest ever right? Perhaps my golf palette has not reached the sophistication necessary to appreciate such a course, but I’m dumbfounded as to whom would shell out this much money for a basic, suburban course.

The Clubhouse 

Golf in Carlsbad is what I imagine life to be like as a prince in Bel Air. From the Rolls Royce in the valet to the gossiping groups in the clubhouse, reality is different for this caste of society. It may be Monday in the office for most of us but it’s mimosas for these merry folk.

Omni La Costa Legends golf course review
Rolls
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

The Course 

Living on a golf course must have been a status symbol in the 80’s. That’s the only way I can explain why these dated houses are situated literally right on the golf course. If teeing off didn’t create enough stress, imagine teeing off knowing that a shank right or left would land your Callaway through someone’s window. To that point, I hit a terrible shot off the fairway and from a distance heard a nice man yell, “Don’t worry, nobody saw that besides me and you.”

Apart from the housing nuisance, there was the strange sight of employees tending to the course in the middle of the round. I’m teeing off on a par 3 and there’s a guy manicuring the green with his headphones on. I’m not trying to sound like an old man, ‘get off my lawn’, but how am I supposed to swing when an unsuspecting man’s life is in danger.

And finally to add to the complaints, when the grass was cut, the trimmings were not discarded. I lost a ball on the fairway because it sunk into a pile of freshly cut grass. Try as I may I could not find it.

The Breakdown 

Cost: $175 for 18, cart included. $0 using Citi Prestige

Cart: Completely electric. On board GPS included.

Beer: Affordable at $6 a can. Buy 5 get one free.

Ball Loss: None hit the houses, one fell into the water. Overall, pretty tame.

Score: Sad Smiley Face: TPOL came ready to keep score but it fell apart quickly. This was the first time I had played an elite course and it got the best of me.

Favorite Hole: Hole #9, Par 5

  • Long drives and a nice stream to get over on the green. I ended an abysmal day having only played 9 of 18 since I was running late for the airport.

Worst Hole: The first hole. The golf course marshal is stationed on the first hole. Then the beer cart person was watching me chip. No bueno.

What makes it unique: It’s high society.

TPOL Grade: 2/5 Tees

I wouldn’t pay $175 for this course even if I was Uncle Phil rich. I will return to play the Park Hyatt Aviara course and stay there now that I am diamond.

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I think I shot a 108, on 9
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Watch out for the houses
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A lot of man hours to put this together
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I was once out strolling one very hot summer’s day When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest In a big field of tall grass
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Good prices given the locale
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The spectators
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Up on the green
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Back to the clubhouse

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Simply the Best: August 2015

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September is almost gone and I just realized that I did not publish the best posts from August 2015. So here they are:

 

  1. [Manufactured] Spending $44,000 in 3 Months 

    Get this offer, grab that offer. Maybe I bit off a bit more than I could chew in the last app-o-rama last round of applications
    Get this offer, grab that offer. Maybe I bit off a bit more than I could chew in the last app-o-rama last round of applications
  2. The Greatest Hyatt Diamond Challenge Ever 

    I would say that my $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World was my crowning achievement as a points player. While that’s probably still true, the impeccable orchestration for meeting the Hyatt Diamond Challenge for next to nothing comes in a close second.
    I would say that my $77,000 Trip Heard Round the World was my crowning achievement as a points player. While that’s probably still true, the impeccable orchestration for meeting the Hyatt Diamond Challenge for next to nothing comes in a close second.
  3. Shanghai+NZ+Tahiti+Bangkok in Business RT= 60,000 United Miles!

    Did I read that correctly, all this for 60,000 United Miles? I thought there was a devaluation.
    Did I read that correctly, all this for 60,000 United Miles? I thought there was a devaluation.
  4. 100k Amex Platinum Too!

    When it rains, it pours Membership Rewards.
    When it rains, it pours Membership Rewards.
  5. Virgin Atlantic Upper Class Booked to LHR

    I’m all set to go to Europe in business class, the way nature intended.
    I’m all set to go to Europe in business class, the way nature intended.
  6. Wells Fargo Is the Worst Bank 

    “Although we see the payment, we cannot free up your credit until August 21st when the funds are cleared. Alternatively, you could fax (that’s right they said fax) proof from the institution that they released the funds.”
    “Although we see the payment, we cannot free up your credit until August 21st when the funds are cleared. Alternatively, you could fax (that’s right they said fax) proof from the institution that they released the funds.”
  7. Points in Front, Peasants in Back 

    TPOL: When business class is no longer good enough
    TPOL: When business class is no longer good enough