Simply the Best: January 2016

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TPOL fell off the pace in 2016 by not writing as often as he should have. Distracted by the bright lights of NYC and the rats of the metro, I only posted 31 times. Like they say in the fishing industry, it’s quality over quantity that counts. Here are the best posts from January 2016.

  1. Places NOT to Visit 2016

    In the spirit of being hopeful in 2016, I thought I’d provide a list of 7 places you shouldn’t visit this year.
    In the spirit of being hopeful in 2016, I thought I’d provide a list of 7 places you shouldn’t visit this year.
  2. The Automated Phone System: Mankind’s Worst Invention

    Agent: In a few words please tell me what you are calling about, you can say flight information, reservations…
    Agent: In a few words please tell me what you are calling about, you can say flight information, reservations…
  3. Do You Believe in Miracles? Emirates Showers, Dreamliner Suites, Tahiti Triumph!

    If you are not impressed by this award booking than you must be flying private jets. Not only are the flights absurd but the destinations covered are once in a lifetime for the second, third, and fourth time. Please allow me to explain how my Tahiti Triumph all went down.
    If you are not impressed by this award booking than you must be flying private jets. Not only are the flights absurd but the destinations covered are once in a lifetime for the second, third, and fourth time. Please allow me to explain how my Tahiti Triumph all went down.
  4. Alaska Airlines Rejection: Maybe I Do Have Too Many Inquiries

    Here’s something you don’t ever hear from BOA: “I’m sorry we can’t approve you for a card at this time.”
    Here’s something you don’t ever hear from BOA: “I’m sorry we can’t approve you for a card at this time.”
  5. What Devaluation? Etihad Apartments Booked

    My friends, the struggle is over. I have booked Etihad Apartments and this time I will not be cancelling.
    My friends, the struggle is over. I have booked Etihad Apartments and this time I will not be cancelling.
  6. By Definition, Bloggers Killed Manufactured Spend

    Every year the Merriam-Webster dictionary adds new words that have become part of the English lexicon. Examples include ‘selfie’ and ‘dab’. When Amex Served notice of my account being closed, I noticed that they used the term ‘manufacture activity’ in the reason for account closure.
    Every year the Merriam-Webster dictionary adds new words that have become part of the English lexicon. Examples include ‘selfie’ and ‘dab’. When Amex Served notice of my account being closed, I noticed that they used the term ‘manufacture activity’ in the reason for account closure.
  7. Making America Great Again: Golden Palm At Trump National Doral

    Trump National is Bushwood Country Club only Judge Smails is the Donald. Everything about it is over-the-top and gaudy, Emirates style.
    Trump National is Bushwood Country Club only Judge Smails is the Donald. Everything about it is over-the-top and gaudy, Emirates style.

 

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