How does George Costanza and Wan Chai go together in the same sentence? Simple. I like George seek out the finest toilets in all of the world by walking into 5-star hotels and pretending to be a guest.
Entering the lobby with confidence and my Western face leads me to the splendid ivory, bathroom attendants, and first-class soap.
Why am I now telling you about this strategy? Simple. Because I’m in Wan Chai and finding a clean toilet among all the filth is damn near impossible.
Many thanks to this hotel for hosting me.