TPOL loves cars but I will not waste my money purchasing them because I live in Puerto Rico, home to the worst roads in the US. Back on the road, I thought I found a way to satisfy my need for speed thanks to Hertz’s President’s Circle program. Members of the President’s Circle are allowed to pick any car from the designated rows of cars. In addition, there is no need to wait in long lines before picking up the car. This perk can be yours for free if you have the best credit card available (see Keep vs. Cancel (Proactive Edition): Capital One Venture X). I quickly learned that certain restrictions apply.
I registered for the President’s Circle on the same day as my reservation. When I arrived at the lot, the board said that I had to check in inside. At the counter, the agent said I had to present my ID as this was my first reservation.
When booking, I selected the cheapest option for a rental called ‘manager’s choice.’ While I like nice cars, I have no interest in paying extra for a nice rental. I also hoped that maybe manager’s choice + President’s Circle equals Maserati. I was told otherwise. Manager’s choice = worst car on the lot.
Worst car on the lot = no President’s Circle perk = no thrill of choosing my own car.
TPOL’s Tip: To obtain the benefit of the President’s Circle you must reserve a mid-size car.
I was asked if I wanted to pay for an upgrade. I said absolutely not. I told the agent that I would be fine in a Dodge Neon. She upgraded me nonetheless. Before heading to my car, I was asked if I wanted to pay $57 and return the car on empty. While nothing is worse than trying to find petrol on the way to the airport, this privilege is not worth the premium.
Behold my Honda Accord.
Due to my frugality, the fun of picking my own car will not be something I ever experience. How about you?
I typically do not write Flight Reviews for domestic, coach flights. This post is an exception for a few reasons: 1. This flight marks the beginning of the Bula! Fiji Hub Trip Report which rolls onto the Melbourne Residency which rolls onto a Bangkok Residency. 2. I ‘upgraded’ to Premium Economy on Delta because at 5 hours the flight from San Juan to Detroit is far too long. 3. I ended up with broken luggage and want to document the process for reimbursement. 4. This may be my best adventure yet. Each moment requires a post. Let’s get started.
My trip started off on the wrong foot, literally. The gate to my villa would not open, forcing me to hop the fence.
The flight itself was uneventful. But for a Delta flight credit, I would not have paid for premium economy. There are no substantive perks. While I enjoy near the front of the plane, that’s not worth the extra cost.
Premium economy doesn’t include a checked bag, yet another reason not to pay for it. Instead, I came out of pocket $30 to check a bag. Here is the result:
It would appear that my bag was dropped from a considerable height. Indeed, the broken plastic was on the carousel proving that this did not happen in the flight. I went to the Delta counter and was given a piece of paper and told that someone from Delta would contact me about reimbursement.
Would this be a sign of things to come for this trip? Keep reading to find out.
Cabo Verde: Puerto Rico’s Fraternal TwinFascinated by their longitude-latitude relationship, I thought I would compare how these fraternal twins are the same but different.
I started this trip stealing signals at the MSU vs. Michigan game. Now, I’m waking up in Melbourne ready to watch the Wolverines thrash Purdue. Tomorrow, the posts resume.
I am too good at my job, at least the travel part. I am awful at writing trip reports. The only reason I caught up last time was because of a pandemic. I would rather stay behind than do that again.
I will be back in November. Catch me on IG now.
TPOL’s Guns & Butter Travel Guide is the best way to see as much as you can in as little time as possible. Here’s how it works: A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy. The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa. The guide includes inefficient activities i.e., tourist traps that should be avoided and aspirational activities that are worth doing but may be impossible to see given the constraints of time and resources.
Welcome to one of the best places in the world. If you know TPOL, then you know this is high praise. I enjoyed Cabo Verde so much, that I would do what for me is unthinkable. I would return. Here’s why:
Hotel
I had a relaxing stay at the HiltonCabo Verde (see Hilton Cabo Verde: Perfect, Peaceful Stay).
Beach
The beach went on for miles and was tranquil even with storm clouds rushing in.
Party
While it’s not Porto Cervo, Sardinia, Santa Maria, the small town on the island of Sal, was much better than Tenerife (see Playa de Las Americas, Tenerife: Well That Sucked). Walk down the main street to see what is lively. The busiest bar was Calema, but Pirata Discoeta was also recommended by the hotel.
The bar was empty, but the hip-hop was great.Food
Forget the party, come to CV for the food. Here is where I ate:
The Bounty
I typically do not eat at the hotel, but sometimes I can’t be bothered to leave the property. I made an exception as I was trying to sort out how I would get off this island (see Stuck on a Deserted Island? TPOL’s Trouble in Cabo Verde).
The tuna steak was quality.
Ocean Cafe
Ocean Cafe was my favorite because it had music, ambiance, people, and excellent food.
I broke my rule by ordering a full bottle of wine for myself.The seafood was incredible.For dessert, I had sushi in tortillas. Que buena! All of this cost 65 euros.TPOL’s Tip: Ocean Cafe is located on Praça Central, CV, Santa Maria 4111, Cape Verde.
Zan Tanquinho
This place had no ambiance, was not on the main street, and was poorly lit. No matter, the octopus rice was perfect.
$25 for a carpaccio appetizer, two glasses of wine, and more rice than one person can eat alone.
TPOL’s Tip: The address is 4111 Santa Maria, CV.
Pho
Who knew there was delicious pho in CV? I found out by going to Pho Hanoi (see What the Pho? In Cabo Verde). TPOL’s Tip: Pho Hanoi is located at 104 Rua Patrice Lumumba Santa Maria Sal CV, Santa Maria, Cape Verde.
Gelato
Anytime I have gelato, I wonder how these crooks in Amalfi Coast could charge so much (see A Beautiful Tourist Trap).
Day Drinking
While the nightlife was not impressive, there were two noteworthy places to day drink.
Bob Marley’s
I described Cabo Verde as Puerto Rico’s Fraternal Twin. In Rio Mar, my resort home, we have to listen to Jimmy Buffett at our hotel bar. In CV, I found it much more relaxing to chill out on the beach with Bob.
Bikini Bar
Perhaps I was too hungover from my Ocean Cafe dinner plus night out to enjoy Bikini Bar, CV’s answer to a Las Vegas pool party (see Vegas Knockout: Fading to Blackout at the Hard Rock). More than likely it was not enjoyable because the music was too loud, too old, the scene was amateur, and there were kids at the pool.
I do recommend their burger.Souvenirs
Be sure to buy a jersey and something with CV’s ‘no stress’ theme.Though there are others that you might be interested in.People
People in CV are friendly, welcoming, and like to have a great time. This is another reason why CV is one my favorite places.
Next Time
I would like to explore the other islands of Cabo Verde. I will make sure that my flights are arranged ahead of time.
Cheers from CV!
Don’t worry. I’m not injured again (see TPOL Is Down), but my site is under construction. Don’t worry. The site will be prettier. Had to jump over to a new theme to get rid of the security issues of the old ones.
En route to my Residency in Melbourne, I am stopping in Fiji. I booked a layover with a random stopover of 9 nights. My goal was to go to New Caledonia and perhaps Vanuatu. Based on logistics, lack of points availability, and out-of-pocket costs, I scrapped those two destinations. Using Wiki Airports (see Finding Flights to the Unbeaten Path), I tried to find islands of adventure while simultaneously increasing the all-important Country Count List (see Where I’ve Been). Curiously, something amazing happened to me. I decided to skip going to American Samoa despite being right next door in Samoa. Given that it is highly unlikely that I will ever have the opportunity to go to American Samoa, why would I pass on the opportunity to add on another ‘country’ when it is only 30 minutes away? Here are my reasons written in advance of this trip.
Time: I arrive in Samoa in the afternoon and am only staying two nights in Samoa. I would not have time to see either island given this limited amount of time.
Flight Availability: At present, there is only one airline flying to American Samoa. They had no flights on the day I was planning on going.
Other Islands: Given logistics and time, I had two choices: Go to Samoa and American Samoa or go to Samoa and Kiribati. Kiribati was preferable for two reasons: 1) Their slogan for tourism is “Kiribati is for travellers, not tourists”. I consider myself the former. 2). As a points traveler, how can I pass up on a redemption that costs 20,000 Avios and $37 versus $1484 out-of-pocket one-way (see Remarkable Points Spreadsheet: Fiji Hub, Melbourne & Bangkok Residency)?
$610: I couldn’t justify paying $305 per person for a day trip to American Samoa just to add another ‘country’ to my vanity list.
Nothing I want to do: The reason I follow the TCC list for ‘countries’ is because it encourages adventure. If I was only going off the UN list, I would be satisfied going to one place in country and counting it is as the whole country. This is hardly the mark of a true explorer. At the same time, if I am going to go to a ‘country’ or country regardless of invented lists, I want to connect with that place. With one day in American Samoa and after reading my friend Lee Abbamonte’s blog about it (see What are the Differences Between Samoa and American Samoa?), I decided that smelling Starkist tuna and going to a national park were not enough for me to dismantle my otherwise perfect itinerary.
I wrote this post ahead of my Fiji Hub Trip. I am curious to see if I will end up regretting not going to American Samoa when I’m actually in the neighborhood. If not, perhaps this is a turning point in TPOL’s world quests. Perhaps I will not be as beholden to fictional lists and skip places without feeling guilty.
I haven’t been to Cuba and it’s the same distance from Miami.
When the sun went down suddenly in Sal, Cabo Verde at 6 PM, I was surprised. Where was I, Puerto Rico? I had to cross-reference a map to see where Puerto Rico is in relation to CV.
As you can see, they are basically a putt that breaks to the left away. Fascinated by their longitude-latitude relationship, I thought I would compare how these fraternal twins are the same but different.
Isla de Encanta And No Stress
Which theme do you prefer? There’s definitely more to love and less stress in my role as a tourist than if I were a resident of either.Reggaeton or Portuguese Something
I can’t understand the words of either.
Ocean Here or Ocean There
My beach at Rio Mar is one of the best in the world. The same can be said of the plage in CV.
CVCV: There are kitesurfers in both.PRPRHotel
Rio Mar includes the Grand Wyndham Hotel. Both are nice resorts, but the service at the Hilton CV is a world away.CVWyndham
Lousy service aside, we have a slide: Food
The food in Puerto Rico is a tragedy. Everything is fried.
Why fry the fish?Can I tell you how much I hate Mofongo?The novelty of the pig has worn off.Still a cool presentation.
The food in CV is the opposite. It’s all fresh and it’s not overpriced.
And CV has pho.Old Town
It is unfair to compare Old San Juan to Santa Maria, Cabo Verde. Old San Juan is the most beautiful city in the United States (see House Hunters Puerto Rico: Old San Juan) and is much bigger and much more developed. Santa Maria is essentially one street.
Santa Maria by day.Santa Maria by night.Nightlife
If you’re a tourist looking for a drink, there are bars in both PR and CV. Cuidado: Do not go to Cabo Verde for the nightlife. And as hyped up as Puerto Rico is for its party scene, I offer the same advice.
Tourists are always told to go to La Placita, PR: It’s nothing more than a bunch of teenagers drinking Medalla.San Juan clubs are busier than this hip-hop spot in CV.Day Drinking
I would much rather listen to Bob Marley’s hits in CV than Jimmy Buffett’s shit in PR.
5 O’Clock Somewhere Bar a golf cart drive away from my villa.Who wins for presentation?Beer
Medalla ‘medal’ wins over CV’s strela ‘star’ (see Puerto Rico’s Own Medalla: The Best Light Beer in the World?). StrelaPiña Colada
PR invented the piña colada (see The Original Piña Colada Comes From a Slushy Machine?). It is always nice to compare how it is prepared across the globe.
CV: I prefer it fresh, not frozen.Golf
There was an ad for a 9-hole golf course. I did not play. Given my experience in Tahiti (see Golf in Tahiti? Not in This Town), I am hesitant to try out courses where golf courses are built solely for tourists. And why pay for golf on the road when I have this at home?
Hurricanes
Hurricanes originate in CV’s area around the Atlantic and unfortunately make their way to the Caribbean.
Storm clouds brewing in CV.People
You have fine people on both sides, on both sides.
Overall
Where in the world does TPOL prefer to live? Find me a place with a better view then maybe I would consider moving.