People are sick. People are weird. People are angry. That’s why we have Festivus!
Here are the previous Festivus posts. You’ll notice that the same people have stayed with me through the years, especially the ‘nasty woman’ linmoron. Maybe I should be thankful for their support.
The Festivus tradition continues in 2024. New year, same negative people saying negative things. What is wrong with these people?
Michigan Wolverines National Champions! I Can Die in Peace
- Jim: go on then… go die in peace
Iberia MAD-BCN: Some Funny Business
- Jesus: Was this a thought you just decided to put into a waste of an article (if it can be called that)?
Haircuts Abroad: Medellin Edition
- hasan: Congrats you still look like a complete cunt!
Hyatt Place Times Square: Why So Rude?
- ChurnieEls: Not sure how I landed here but my God you sound absolutely insufferable.
Citi Credit Limit, Limited: But Why?
- linmoron: hahahahahahah loser
- tired of this phucker: YES!!!! Finally we can take this shitty blog off the web…
Manila, Medellin: Too Many Gringos
- Gringo: Ouch. Made a mistake in coming here. The author (contributor?) of this blog gives off a very unique and unattractive vibe. Nothing in the writing suggests self-deprecation or a wink and a nod.
- Thomas: You sound so pompous and insufferable. First and last time reading your shitty blog
- Mr Wellwisher: Insufferable and “self deprecating humor” as a form of being pompous. Thomas is 100% right.
- Tom: April fools posts are so dumb. But seriously you gave up on this blog long ago. It’s pretty clear you dgaf.
$300 Delta Damaged Luggage Payment: Fair?
- Dan: exactly the type of person who’d use a fake rimowa… not even remotely surprised.
- MilkeL: You solicit your reader for input and respond with such derision as “the person who doesn’t travel that comments and hides in the basement.” Insulting, to say the least. Do better.
No TPOL March Madness Bracket. And No One Cares
- the connecticut witch OCH: definitely do not give a fuck about this shitty blog.
- JonC: “No One Cares” perfect summary of this blog.
Make Corfu Greek Again! How Tourism Ruined an Island
- F. Flintstone.: This blog is just a massive moan-fest. Having to walk a mile uphill, big deal. All of 5-10 mins. You complain about Kavos, one of the worst areas on the island for tourists, but you failed to go anywhere else to enjoy the island. Seems a lack of data to make a compelling argument about how shit Corfu is nowadays. I came here expecting a little bit more.
Creeper Cam Is Back: Alexander Bachuwa Launches the Vlog
- Sam: Posts picture of his face instead of something travel-related. Tell us you’re a narcissist without telling us you’re a narcissist. Why does Boarding Area keep this blogger on their platform? NEVER anything of value posted.
- Sam: PLEASE stay away until 2025. Maybe even longer? Keep this garbage out of my boarding area feed!
- Bumsi Kiddle: Literally no one will miss you. Your content adds very little to boarding area there’s next to no insight offered, your blog is the definition of an also ran.
- TPOL: Then why you commenting?
- Bumsi Kiddle: Actually you make a good point there. I won’t bother further. But notice that im the solitary commenter, does rather prove my point.
- TPOL: Then why you commenting?
- Jimmy: I’m with Bumsi. What a waste of BA space.
- Renee: Insert Spongebob NOBODY CARES meme here. Hopefully another long vacation from Boarding Area again soon?
- Nik: Unfortunately there’s no way to filter blogs like this from Boarding Area feed. Rene is a jerk but he’s not wrong
Fiji Airways: Nadi to Samoa in Coach
- waylon mcgill: read it .. it wasnt fucking interesting… my shits are more interesting than your posts.
- Ralph: So many people seem to be completely uninformed about the nature of TPOL posts. TPOL is the anti-blog. The “stream of consciousness” trumps production value blog. If TPOL was in the MCU it would be Deadpool. Many of the trips involve the same recurring flaws … notably a pathological resistance to researching much less following advice on visa requirements. Many (most?) of TPOL posts are lessons in what not to do. Yet thru it all TPOl is true to himself. He doesn’t pretend to be anyone other than who he is and does. He doesn’t push inappropriate credit cards on his readers.I wouldn’t live my life the way he does. But I respect the way he blogs that life.
TPOL’s 2024 CFP Playoff Rankings
- Bumsi: Totally what we all come to boarding area for garbage like this
Full Moon Party Thailand: 3 Times Wasn’t Enough. Maybe Once More?
- Bumsi: Randy Petersen please for the love of god shit can this guy!!!!
Super Bowl Preview: Bills vs. Lions, Me vs. Myself
- Bumsi: It’s misfortune that you grew up at all. Randy please spare us this drivel!!
- Bumsi:Loser
- Bumsi: Thank goodness please don’t bother coming back…. Ever
Unfortunately for Bumsi, who has no life, I came back. And I’m not going anywhere…until I’m out of the office again.
Exactly… what IS wrong with people?
If you’ll take on a dude with an axe in single combat. I’d suggest a high five but I suspect that may prove impossible if you’re minus a couple of fingers.