I once wrote Pablo Pimsleur: Your Guide to Foreign Languages. This was followed up by TPOL The Polyglot: How To Learn Multiple Languages and updated with TPOL The Polyglot: A Better Way to Learn Multiple Languages. I have come full circle and returned to Primo Pimsleur for learning Italian. Why am I adding another language to the repertoire? Isn’t trying to learn Mandarin, Arabic, Russian, and Spanish enough? конечно нет. COVID boredom has led me to pursue purchasing a 1 euro home in Italy (see Nothing to Rent in Tuscany, But Maybe I’ll Buy a House in Italy). When it happens, I want to be prepared to bargain down that 1 euro to 50 cents. I also want to endear myself to the locals as I plan on living in Europe all of next summer, Zeta variant be damned. It’s not Albania (see Canceled! TPOL’s Move to Albania), but I’ll make do.