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Sunday, July 21, 2024
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The Office of the President Calls…for US Bank

A ceasefire has been declared. The Club Carlson drama is over. This morning I received a call from a restricted number. Some people are adamant about not taking calls from numbers they do not know but I get a rush out of answering such calls. This is mostly due to my curiosity of how the agent is going to botch my last name. Today that call came from none other than US Bank ‘in regards to your multiple emails and phone calls.’

The call was very tame. I was informed that my e-cert would be put into my account and that the sun would come out tomorrow. So for anyone who is waiting for correspondence from the Office of the President, be sure to pick up the phone when it rings.

Now, where to burn these two free nights?



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