The Punxsutawney TPOL Trip Report is off to a slow start. So far, I’ve gone to the most overrated city in the US, Miami (see The Worst Cities in the World). That led me to contemplate travel retirement (see Air TPOL Retiring From Travel). Friends headed to Vegas almost had me venture out once again (see Come See TPOL Perform in Vegas in June!), but I decided against the trip for two reasons: 1) Who wants to fly 20 hours in coach? 2). Only amateurs go to Vegas on the weekend. Desperation to leave my basement won’t allow me to compromise on my principles. Instead of a pool party, I’ll still be here in the bubble retirement community of Rio Mar. My third tennis lesson is on Monday.
Anyone want to visit? No PCR test required.