TPOL’s New Home Is Taipei? Vote ēŽ°åœØ

It started off as a fun idea when I wrote Vote Where TPOL Moves Next! And I’ll Go There. Now it’s turned into a viral poll that is taking the world by storm. The current leader is Porto, Portugal but Taipei is not too far behind. I’ve been to Taipei before and enjoyed it. It’s the best place to practice Mandarin because Taiwanese people do not have a local dialect like Shanghainese which is impossible to understand. Here’s the list of places I will actually go followed by the poll:

#CityCountryCost of Living per monthTemperature in December (Celsius)Internet Speed (mbps)SafetyNomad Score
1TaipeiTaiwan$1,86220


20100%100%
2KaohsiungTaiwan$1,4562110100%84%
3CoimbraPortugal$1,7621629100%84%
4Las Palmas, Gran CanariaSpain$1420212485%91%
5BragaPortugal $1343153982%93%
6AveiroPortugal$1883142382%73%
7PortoPortugal$1658162680%100%
8Ko SamuiThailand$1400301580%86%
9Lisbon Portugal$1949151180%78%
10BangkokThailand$1123314079%93%
W Taipei.
W Taipei. I could be happy(ier) here.

Off to Newark to See Freddie

TPOL is a gambling man. I often double down on 12 when the dealer is showing a face card. Yesterday I missed my flight to JFK and was presented with a few options: 1) pay $300 and fly from an airport 100 miles away‎ 2) pay more miles and do the same 3) fly stand-by and hope that no one else was going to the Freddies from Montana. Since Delta miles are meant for Krug, I decided to roll the dice and‎ go with option 3. All day, all night, I checked the Delta mobile app to see if any sly readers had bought the tickets out of spite. They did not. I arrived at the airport and was issued my ticket to SLC. The hard part was over. The problem was that my destination was JFK which is nowhere near the Hyatt Regency Jersey City. I called Delta and asked if I could fly into EWR instead. Arriving an hour later in New Jersey would be better than arriving an hour earlier in Queens. After some negotiation, the supervisor said she would change my ticket and not charge me anything. Delta has truly been good to me lately. Now to figure out where I am staying in New York.

Bye MT
Bye MT

Harbaugh Gives Pope Francis Jordans

Honestly, how great is it to be a Michigan Wolverine? I previously wrote about how Harbaugh and the mighty Wolverines are visiting the Vatican and Rome for spring practice and for international branding. Today, Harbaugh went to Mass bearing gifts for the Pope. First, there was the iconic, classic, undeniable winged-tipped Michigan helmet with the number 266. (Francis is the 266th Pope.) Second, there was a pair of Michigan Jordans that I would love to add to my collection. Here is the Freep article with the photos. I don’t want to end up in purgatory for copyright infringement. Wherever you go, Go Blue! Unless you’re a Buckeye, in which case you can go straight to…

...any city in OHIO.
…any city in OHIO.

Missed My Flight to NYC: The Freddies Strikes Again

I can recall only two instances where I have missed a flight. Both of them involved having too much fun the night before. The first was when I was supposed to go from PHX-LAS at 7AM but partied too much at Myst Scottsdale the night before. As I scrambled to get to the airport, I made the hasty choice to drive to Vegas instead. An hour later, the adrenaline rush was gone, and I was on a one lane highway regretting the decision. The second time I missed my flight was last year after the Freddie Awards. Why did I think I would wake up at 6AM after a night in Vegas to make my flight back to NYC? Luckily, SWA let me take a later flight at no extra cost. That could’ve ended a lot worse. I could’ve missed my Emirates flight from JFKDXB-PVG which left the day after. And that brings me to today. I was supposed to fly from middle of nowhere Montana to JFK to attend the Freddies tomorrow. The flight was at 6:25AM. I stayed up until 3:45AM trying to find a reasonable hotel room in the city. Frustrated at the prices, I decided to take a quick snooze and deal with it via Gogo inflight. I knew there was zero chance that I would wake up if I set an alarm, but I also knew that a certain someone who had gone to bed earlier was tasked with the responsibility of waking us up. Jolted out of my dream, I awoke to the screams of Home Alone. It was 5:30AM and there was no way we were going to make it to the airport which was 40 minutes away. Still, we thought we could outrun Father Time or maybe there would be a flight delay that would save the day. As we arrived at the airport, I saw the plane taxiing down the runway. Freddie had struck again. But that’s not where the story ends. It gets better. The Delta agent at the counter said I could fly tomorrow on stand-by for no additional charge. I would arrive in the afternoon in time to rush over to the awards and change into my costume in the hotel bathroom. She also suggested that I call Delta and see if they could put me on a flight from another airport. Since this is Montana, the nearest other airport was 100 miles away. I called Delta and was very friendly with the agent. I’d even say I was folksy. She laughed at my situation and put me on hold while she spoke to a supervisor. She came back and provided three options:

  1. Remain on stand-by.
  2. Pay a $300 change fee and fly from the airport that was 100 miles away with an arrival at midnight.
  3. Don’t pay the change fee but use 17,000 additional miles (the original ticket was 11,500/pax) to book the flight that gets in at midnight.
Even better, she gave me the option of calling back and deciding. What would you do? What do you think I did?
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Will Cinderella get to the Freddies in time?

Hyatt House Scottsdale: A Great Welcome Gift

The Hyatt House Welcome Gift Post is part of The Detour in Mexico Trip Report which covers the following places:


I have previously reviewed the Hyatt House Scottsdale. It is my go-to hotel in Old Town because it is affordable, and the service is better than the W Scottsdale. While I won’t be reviewing the hotel again, I would like to discuss the great welcome gift I received for being a Globalist. Actually, I’m not sure why they decided to give it to me, but I appreciated the gesture. Here it is: 2017-03-11 18.08.35 2017-03-11 18.08.40

Having A Huge Credit Limit May Hurt Your Credit

According to the AP Article, Major changes coming to how your credit score is calculated, “VantageScore will now mark a borrower negatively for having excessively large credit card limits, on the theory that the person could run up a high credit card debt quickly.” This is something that seemed fairly obvious but was not taken into account in old calculations. An individual may have a credit line of 200k and may have never missed a payment. Then that person may lose his job, get into a car accident, face high medical bills, and not have that quacky insurance. What insurance is that? Desperate, the individual who had a stellar credit score of 800 may turn to credit cards for a bailout. It makes sense that a bank would want to limit this exposure. This recalculation could hurt churners. Churners tend to have multiple cards and high credit limits. Going forward, it may make sense to lower those limits at the expense of not being able to boast about how much available credit has been extended.      

Losbetos: The Best Mexican Food in the World?

The Los Betos Restaurant Review is part of The Detour in Mexico Trip Report which covers the following places :


Getting There: Losbetos is located at 3001 N Hayden Rd, Scottsdale, AZ 85251. It is open 24 hours.
I’ve shown you the delicious Mexican food in Guadalajara and Mexico City. The food there was undoubtedly superb. I lived in Monterrey, Mexico. The trompo there makes me long for my apartment in Quimicos Dos Cientos. It doesn’t get more delicious than those cities for Mexican cuisine. Mexico aside, the best Mexican food in the world is in Scottsdale, Arizona. While that is not as crazy as my assertion as Flint, Michigan having the best Chinese food, it is, nevertheless, a bold statement. 2017-03-11 00.30.22 2017-03-11 00.30.29 2017-03-11 00.52.04 Here’s are the reasons why, by way of the menu: Super Nachos: beef, guacamole, cheese, sour cream, salsa, and jalapenos that never end. 2017-03-11 00.39.47 Carne Asada Taco: Perfect combination of beef, pico, and tortilla. 2017-03-11 00.36.27 Shrimp Taco: Perfect combination of shrimp, secret sauce, and tortilla. 2017-03-11 00.36.44 Carne Asada Burrito: Perfect combination of beef and pico in a burrito. 2017-03-11 00.31.55 Breakfast Burrito: Perfect combination of egg, sausage, potatoes, and salsa. 2017-03-11 00.42.11 Try it and then you can tell me I’m wrong. Till then, you have no right to comment.  

Priority Pass Lounge of the Year? Guadalajara, Mexico

The Priority Pass Guadalajara Lounge Review is part of The Detour in Mexico Trip Report which covers the following places :


I left for the airport early because traffic in Guadalajara is a nightmare (see Guadalajara Travel Guide). I arrived promptly only to find out that my flight was delayed for hours. No worries, there was a Priority Pass Lounge that was Lounge of the Year in 2016. It was a decent lounge, far better than the yuck one in Jakarta, but I don’t get why it won any awards. 2017-03-10 16.04.27 The Food  If you like junk food, you’ll appreciate this lounge. Doritos and chicken wings were available and refilled regularly. The wings were not worthy of a lounge food contest and the sides were not appetizing enough for me to retain my title of Fat Guy at the Lounge. 2017-03-10 16.03.36 2017-03-10 16.04.11 2017-03-10 16.03.44 2017-03-10 16.05.55 The Booze  Lounges are made for drinking especially when you are delayed. I had a few Pacificos and the Cuervo 1800 which they hide in plain sight. 2017-03-10 16.02.20 2017-03-10 16.25.25 2017-03-10 16.26.57 2017-03-10 18.00.08 The Seats There’s the typical seating area, and then there are four leather recliner chairs. That’s where I spent my time. 2017-03-10 16.03.17 2017-03-10 16.03.10 2017-03-10 16.02.59 The Wi-Fi How can this be the lounge of the year when the Wi-Fi doesn’t work! I do not understand why they hand out the Wi-Fi code if it doesn’t connect. I tried it on my phone and laptop. Nothing. I wondered what the rest of the people were doing. Overall  I don’t know the criteria is that makes a lounge receive the accolade of Lounge of the Year. This one was decent, nothing great.  

Guns & Butter: Guadalajara Travel Guide

The Guadalajara Mexico Travel Guide is part of The Detour in Mexico Trip Report which covers the following places :


Here is the The Guns & Butter methodology, the best way to see as much as you can in as little time as possible.
  • A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy.
  • Anything on the line (Production Possibilities Frontier for my fellow economists) is an efficient use of your time depending on your tastes and preferences.
  • Anything inside the line is inefficient and should be avoided.
  • Anything outside is aspirational but may be impossible to do given the constraints of time and resources.
  • The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa.
Capture 15 Minutes  I wouldn’t call it a tourist trap, but you should be aware that nothing takes 15 minutes in Guadalajara. Uber from A to B? Leave 1 hour. Waiting for your check? Remain patient. Things move slower in Guadalajara which is a good thing if you are looking to relax and a bad thing if you are looking to get stuff done.
Leave yourself time to get to and from the airport
Leave yourself time to get to and from the airport
Museums  We simply ran out of time to see and do everything. I’m not a museum guy but Guadalajara has a few notable museums that would have been nice to see for a quick pop in. Taxis  I spent far too much time in taxis for my liking. The city is spread out and both of my hotels were not conveniently located for the places on this list. Sport  I went to the World Baseball Classic when I was in Guadalajara, and I encourage you to go to a sporting event as well. If you are in town on a Saturday, head to the soccer stadium. Buying tickets to the WBC was a hassle so be prepared for that. 14890780674509 2017-03-09-19.33.59 Tacos  I go on vacation to drink and eat. The tacos in Guadalajara rivaled those in Mexico City. Day and night, there is always a place serving delicious tacos. Be sure to go to Tlaquepaque during the day, Fonda Dona Gabina Escolastica for dinner, and Chapultepec Road for drinks and more tacos by night.
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Michelada in Tlaquepaque
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Fonda Dona Gabina Escolastica
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Chapultepec Road
Tequila  The Jalisco state produces the best tequila in the world. I had tequila everywhere I went and even purchased a bottle of extra anejo tequila to enjoy when I returned. 14896100954815 The tequila tasting was in Tlaquepaque. Beer  Sometimes I don’t feel like trying new foods or immersing myself in the local culture. In Guadalajara, I found a Belgian beer house (El Deposito) which was a nice break from tequila. 2017-03-09-16.52.49 Hotels  The hotels are not in ideal locations, but both the Hyatt Regency and the Westin are great places to relax after a day of eating, drinking, and sitting in traffic.
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Hyatt Regency
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Westin
Overall  Guadalajara was a nice place to visit. Three nights in Guadalajara were plenty. Although I had a good time, I definitely prefer Mexico City.

Harbaugh in Italy to Receive the Pope’s Blessing

Today, the University of Michigan football team visited the Colosseum in Rome, Italy. Harbuagh’s goal is to spread the Michigan brand all across the world. After taking in the sights, the team will also be practicing at AC Roma training center in preparation for the next season. Besides that, Harbaugh incredibly managed to arrange a meeting with Pope Francis. It’s been rumored that Harbaugh’s baby boy will be baptized by the Pope as well. It’s nice to see where the Pope stands in the fight between good and evil (OSU). Go Blue! (from the Vatican)

Go Blue!
Go Blue!