Having too many credit cards makes it difficult to keep up with the benefits of each. I have a running list of perks/minimum spends that I review weekly to ensure that I don’t miss anything. Despite this proactive strategy, I still miss things. This time I almost missed that the Chase World of Hyatt Business card comes with a $100 statement credit. Specifically, cardholders earn a $50 statement credit, up to twice per anniversary year (for a total of $100), when you spend $50 or more at any Hyatt property. Last month, I stayed at the Park Hyatt St. Kitts. I charged the ferry to Nevis and the dinner to my room. When I reviewed the charges on my World of Hyatt Business Credit Card, I noticed a $50 credit.
In the old days, I was more attentive to such things. Now, I am increasingly sloppy, like Willie.
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World of Hyatt Business: Almost Missed $100 Statement Credits Per Year
Simply The Best: July 2022
It didn’t take long for me to fall behind on Trip Reports. I have not finished Punxsutawney TPOL from 2021, and I am getting ready to leave before finishing the much anticipated Iraqi Homecoming Report. Nevertheless, here’s the great content from the month of July.
- The KGB Hotel in Tallinn: Someone’s Always Watching
My visit to the Hotel Viru was the most interesting hotel experience I have had since I stayed in the Hollywood Tower Hotel in Orlando, Florida. - Seafood in Estonia: What a Treat
Everything on the menu looked delicious. Rather than choosing one item over another, I ordered everything. - Is TPOL Going to The World Cup?
All I have are tickets to a game whose opponents are TBD. - LOT JFK-WAW: It’s How You Finish
It wasn’t shower suites. It didn’t start off smoothly. But it ended perfectly. - Devil’s Museum Kaunas: Every Single One of Us
Am I the spawn of satan? Some blog readers might think so. Some opposing lawyers might say so. My actions would suggest the same. - Pho-usion in Estonia
Maybe pho fusion isn’t bad after all. - Back to Phoenix on Frontier

Radisson Kaunas: Another Great, Overlooked Radisson
Radisson Kaunas Hotel Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
I just wrote about my love of the Radisson brand (see Park Inn Tallinn: Good Enough for Me), but that was due to the global footprint, not the tidiness of the hotels. While I have stayed at few Radissons that were more luxurious (see Radisson Cape Town), most have been basic. Surprisingly the Radisson Kaunas was anything but.













Radisson Kaunas Hotel Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Devil’s Museum Kaunas: Every Single One of Us
Devil Museum Kaunas is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Am I the spawn of satan? Some blog readers might think so. Some opposing lawyers might say so. My actions would suggest the same: I’ve danced with the devil in Acapulco (see Where to Party? New Year’s Eve). I graduated law school from Arizona State (see TPOL in the Desert). I’ve swum in the Devil’s Pool in Zambia (see The Devil’s Pool Zambia: Loungin Atop Victoria Falls). And finally, I went to the Devil’s Museum in Kaunas.












Devil inside The devil inside Every single one of us The devil inside
TPOL’s Tip: The Devil’s Museum is located at V. Putvinskio g. 64, Kaunas 44211, LithuaniaVilnius to Kaunas: An Easy Train
Vilnius Kaunas Train Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
I have been trying to battle my train anxiety by being more prepared (see “Tickets, Please, Tickets”: Train Anxiety). Going from Vilnius to Kaunas, I proactively booked online to avoid having to use a mysterious machine at the train station, going to the station to discover the train is sold out, or having to wait in an endless line to buy a ticket from a live human. This time, I arrived early and readily found the platform. I was nervous because the display read ‘Kauna’ and not ‘Kaunas.’ I Googled to double-check that these were not two distinct places.









Vilnius Kaunas Train Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Hotel Pacai Vilnius: No Marriott Devaluation Here
Hotel Pacai Review Vilnius is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Do you know what Marriott benefits you receive when you stay at the Hotel Pacai Vilnius, a member of the Design Hotels? None. There was no free breakfast and there was no option to use a suite upgrade. Having said that, there was welcome champagne, even at 1:21am in the morning (see airBaltic: When It Finally Takes Off).






















Priority Pass Riga: Bonus Lounge Review Thanks to airBaltic
Priority Pass Riga Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Damn airBaltic‘s cancellation (see airBaltic: When It Finally Takes Off). It’s bad enough that I have to arrive late into the night to Vilnius, but now I have to go to another Priority Pass Lounge and write another ‘review.’ If you read my Tallinn Priority Pass Lounge Review, you will recall that I am no longer over-consuming at lounges (see Priority Pass Tallinn: Sorry No Food Pics). Despite this new health policy, I still feel obligated to include a ‘lounge review’ so that this trip report is complete. What can I say about the Riga Lounge? First, I sat in front of the flight monitor, paranoid as usual that I would miss my flight despite its delay (see Boarding Announcement Paranoia). Second, I had a grapefruit. Third, I recognize that over-drinking in a lounge is as bad as overeating. I skipped the skull head full of libations as well as the locally made Rigan liqueurs. I only had one glass of vino blanco while staring intently at the aforementioned flight monitor. Other than that, there’s nothing special to report. Here are the photos:





Priority Pass Riga Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
airBaltic: When It Finally Takes Off
When I booked airBaltic, I had low expectations since, as any avid Monopoly player knows, Baltic Avenue is the cheapest property to buy. TPOL’s Tip: Always snatch up Baltic Avenue and Mediterranean, not because they are ideal properties, but because they provide reliable income as those looking to avoid Boardwalk and Park Place inevitably land here. Before even arriving at the airport, I had an issue with airBaltic. They canceled my direct flight from Tallinn to Vilnius. I received an email saying, “Sorry, we had to cancel.” A half-hour later, I received another email saying that I had been re-booked on a flight from Tallinn to Riga and then to Vilnius. Instead of arriving at 8:50PM, I would now arrive at midnight. That was inconvenient as my Guns & Butter Travel Philosophy does not factor in delays. Now I would only have one night to explore Vilnius.



Enjoy the Air Baltic Flight Review post? Keep reading the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
Priority Pass Tallinn: Sorry No Food Pics
Priority Pass Lounge Review Tallinn is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
I used to be the Fat Guy in the Lounge (see Are You the Fat Guy in the Lounge? and Fat Guy in the Lounge: Tahiti Edition). Walking into a lounge, I would automatically pick up a plate, even when I was not hungry because 1.) It was free. 2.) Blog readers like to see what food is served. Those days are over because there is nothing worse than traveling while fat. Since I refuse to work out while on my world tours (see A Holiday of Healthy, Tipsy, & on Budget? Basically Impossible), the only thing I can control is my consumption. And the easiest place to start is the lounge. I have always felt awkward taking photos of food in the lounge and would feel even more strange if I was not eating. Accordingly, there are no photos of food in this post.






Guns & Butter: Tallinn, Estonia Travel Guide
Tallinn Estonia Travel Guide is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.
TPOL’s Guns & Butter Travel Guide is the best way to see as much as you can in as little time as possible. Here’s how it works – A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy. The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa. The guide includes inefficient activities i.e., tourist traps that should be avoided and aspirational activities that are worth doing but may be impossible to see given the constraints of time and resources.
There are places in the world made for partying. Tallinn is one of them. But there’s more to do than that.







































- Rado: Vene 7, 10123 Tallinn, Estonia
- Lee (Local Food): Uus 31, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia
- Guru (Indian): Aia 10a, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia
- Noa (Local Food. Requires a taxi. Great view of the city from across the sea): Ranna tee 3, 12111 Tallinn, Estonia






