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LOT JFK-WAW: It’s How You Finish

LOT JFK WAW Flight Review is part of the Iraq Homecoming Trip Report.

This was the first time I had flown LOT business. I had read mixed reviews and was eager to try it myself.

Early Arrival JFK 

I wanted to make sure that I would not miss the first flight of my RTW connection (see 25,000 Mile RTW Trip Including Iraq Booked!) which is why I arrived at JFK way too early (see JFK: Too Early to Check-In). After hours at the underwhelming British Airways Lounge in Terminal 7 (see Prego Pasta), I was ready to board the plane and enjoy life.a plate of food on a table


This flight did not start well. As a paranoid flyer, I left the lounge early (see Boarding Announcement Paranoia). I arrived to see a mass of people waiting to wait. The waiting went from a general mosh pit to everyone being separated by group. Thirty minutes later everyone was standing in the same place wondering what was going on. No explanation was given for the delay and we were randomly able to board.a group of people in a room

When we walked onto the jet bridge, there was a long queue. I could not believe that those who needed extra assistance were stuck there the whole time during the delay.a group of people standing in a line


I could not find any availability to Europe, so I was fine flying a dated 787 with a 2-2-2 configuration. Lying flat is lying flight when compared to the alternative of riding peasant class for 8 hours (see Points in the Front, Peasants in the Back).the inside of an airplane a seat on an airplane a seat with a pillow and a pillow in it a person's legs on a bench in an airplane

Amenities and Such

Come on guys! I did not expect pajamas but at least give decent eye shades. I didn’t expect a Cathay comforter, but what is this homeless blanket?a pair of slippers and a small case a blue blanket on a bed


After enduring Covid, I was ready for my pre-flight champagne ritual (see Get Ready to Takeoff: The World’s Best Champagne). It did not come. I ended up with Tropicana OJ and water.a group of glasses of liquid and a glass of water on a table


No soup for you! I wanted the creamy celery soup, but they don’t serve it on night flights.


The bad news is that they were out of Rioja. The good news is that there would not be a repetition of my Iberia experience (see Iberia Business ORD-MAD: Mask Jokes Literally Don’t Fly). They did have a California red that was not on the menu but worked out fine.

a glass of wine and a packet of snacks
Perhaps because I was starving, but I have to say that I fell in love with the salted roasted corn pre-appetizer.


The tuna tartar appetizer was awful. It tasted like bad fish. And the seaweed below it may be the worst thing I have ever had in my life. I have to confess that I spat it out.a tray of food on a table

The salad, on the other hand, came with buttermilk ranch. That’s a first. Yum. Famished and in love with the dressing, I went with the old-school salt, pepper, finger-looking good combo. Someone, please get me a bottle of the dressing.salt and pepper shakers on a plate


I had the cliche steak. It was that versus cod or chicken. Unless I am in Portugal, I am passing on cod (see Restaurant Sunflower: Best Seafood Lisbon, Portugal). And chicken? I eat chicken and broccoli every day (see The Tahiti Diet: Making the Bungalow Selfie Count), so that was not a viable option.

While the steak was nothing special as airplane steak rarely is, the potatoes with the plum chutney sauce were very nice.a plate of food with meat and vegetables

I followed up the California red with an Italian Primitivo, a marked improvement.


I opted for the chocolate cake which was rich and delicious. I also had the cheese spread. Like beer tasting, I am not a pro at discerning which cheese is which. The pink one was smoked and gross. The triangle one was perfect.a plate of food and a glass of wine

Post Dinner Drink

A nice shot of Cointreau was perfect to end my complaining and put me to sleep. They did offer Jaeger, but I couldn’t go down that road without Sugar-Free Red Bull, a concoction that would not put me into the trance I so desired.


Despite my gripes and particularities, I have to say that the service was excellent. The crew was patient and attentive.

Pre-Sleep Drink

Right on queue, the flight attendant came by and enabled my thirsties by encouraging me to have another drink. She recommended the Polish Sauvignon Blanc. I agreed.  Now, we’re talking.


And then I passed out and slept so well.

Pre-Landing Snack

Fruits, yogurt, and a meat and cheese plate were light and satisfying. I was finally able to have my champagne.a tray with food and a glass of juice on it


Flight Attendant: Would you like one more?

Me: Sure, why not?

That is how I will remember this flight.

. . .

But wait…

Flight Attendant: We are sorry for the delay. Would you like some champagne? a glass of orange juice and a drink on a table in an airplane

Goodbye Dessert

I thought this post was over.

a glass of liquid and candy
One more photo


It wasn’t shower suites (see Sheikh Dubai’s Chariot: First Class on Emirates Airlines A380). It didn’t start off smoothly. But it ended perfectly.




  1. This blog was randomly on boarding area. But the post is way too bitter without much in the way of an actual review, just mediocre quips. No info on the seat or menu pics. Meh.

  2. I’ve been on boarding area for years, nothing random about it. I don’t post boring pics of menus and 100 photos of seats. You are free to check out other blogs for that redundant content.

  3. I actually like this blog. To the point without investing time into more text that in most blogs is only there to create space for more ads. Haters: go back to One Credit Card At A Time (OCCAAT). LOT review: food so-so, drink good, candy better. Seat; get what you pay for.

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