The good news is that I’m going to have more money than Davy Crockett. The bad news is that I’m going to have a minimum spend problem after adopting four new children: the Amex Business Platinum and Amex Business Gold for myself (see Amex Business Gold Offer Under ‘Investigation’) and for Ms. TPOL. If I pull it off, my MR balance will exceed 700k. I can only imagine what others have managed to amass during this MR giveaway. This still doesn’t resolve the issue that I have all these points and nowhere to go (see 11 Reasons Why I Still Don’t Want to Travel).