TPOL’s Guns & Butter Travel Guide is the best way to see as much as you can in as little time as possible. Here’s how it works: A trip is composed of two factors: Labor And Lazy. The opportunity cost (what is given up) for relaxing and being Lazy is gained by being adventurous in the form of Labor and vice versa. The guide includes inefficient activities i.e., tourist traps that should be avoided and aspirational activities that are worth doing but may be impossible to see given the constraints of time and resources.
Getting There: A bus costs 60 euros to and from Andorra but make sure you don’t miss it (see I Missed My Ride: Not So ‘Direct Bus’ Andorra & Andbus to Andorra: ‘And’ It Showed Up).
Why do people come to Andorra? Most come to the home of the Pyrenesse to ski. TPOL doesn’t ski. Some come to hike. This was a day trip and TPOL had no interest in physical exertion. Others come for the Country Count novelty. This applied to me (see Where I’ve Been).
Tax-Free Shopping
One interesting fact about Andorra is that it is a tax-free zone. While that is true, I did not find the prices to be especially competitive for my interests (see TPOL Knows Cologne, Just Don’t Buy It on a Plane )
Old Town
Although I did not go hiking, I spent hours walking through the city. It certainly has the old town charm (see Astray in Old Town: Great Places to Get Lost). 
Satisfied with my cultural experience, I stopped at Barri Antic for a beer.
From there, it was on to the old parliament. When I learned of the cover charge, I declined to enter. 
The next objective was to take photos of the curious gold men sitting down. Since returning I have researched said men. They are called the 7 Poets and were created by Jaume Plensa. Regarding the moments, Plensa said, “Poets are a key part of society. They are doomed to failure because they know they won’t sell even three books, but they are a source of fertility, like a very fine rain that penetrates the earth.” He might as well be talking about TPOL.
TPOL’s Tip: Buy Everyone’s Advice Is Wrong . . . Including Mine.
Before making my way to the bus station promptly, I went for another beer and a bowl of gazpacho, a must on a terribly hot day.
Overall
Am I the cultural attaché to Andorra? Hardly. Is it worth going? Of course. 
Assured that I was in the right place and that the bus was there, I waited past the pick-up time and assumed that maybe the bus was running late.
A few minutes later, a Direct Bus arrived. I thought this was it. When I went to board, the driver said that he was not going to Andorra and that my bus had already left. I tried to explain that I had been here the entire time but he said ‘se fue’ and that was the end.
4. Close to Andorra
As stated above, the Hyatt is close to the airport. The airport is where I attempted to catch the bus to 
That came in handy for my tapas and Coke Zero. Inspired by my American neighbor, I ordered a bottle of the Cava. It was warm and tasted like the ‘champagne’ we had in my house growing up. No bueno.
Appetizer
Roast beef was an interesting choice but it worked out.
Vino
The best part of flying Iberia is the Rioja/Ribera Del Duero stand-off. I also had one glass of Cava as no alcohol was served before take-off.
Dinner
I’ll have the chicken! Not very fancy but good enough.
Cheese
The wine is starting to hurt my head.
Sleep
The lie-flat was serviceable. It beats sitting upright.
IFE
Bad Boys worked but the TV shows were outdated. The Office Season 1?
Breakfast
No bueno.
Overall
It’s 50k points to fly business direct from Puerto Rico to Madrid (see 
This trip brings me to 119 UN countries and 154 countries and territories. See where I’ve been 