Talking $H!T: The Cure for Traveler’s Diarrhea

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Talking $H!T: The Cure for Traveler’s Diarrhea
Traveler’s Diarrhea is part of the Still The Best Trip Report.
Many friends offer unsolicited recs. Typically I find the tips are useless (see Giordano’s Pizza Chicago: Trust Your Taste Buds, Not Your Friends). I like what I like and do as I please. I have been wrong twice in my life so I still hear what they have to say. On this occasion, I am happy I listened. The location was Cannes. The town was buzzing. Only I had a serious issue. With nowhere to turn, I confided in my friend the unstoppable problem I was facing. He replied, “I have the cure for that. All we need to do is find a pharmacy.” All of a sudden finding a pharmacy seemed impossible. Google Maps did not help. Finally, I saw the green sign of relief and entered. I asked for the magical potion and the pharmacist audibly said, “Oh for diarrhea?” I meekly said yes. On the street, I opened a tube of this peanut butter gummy and found immediate relief. As one who is prone to food poisoning (see Malaria Or Food Poisoning? Day 2 Safari Ruined & Hyatt Sharm el-Sheikh Wants My Stool Sample) and has been lectured by ignorant readers that I should not travel on account of said proclivity, I will not leave the house without this: a box of candy on a white surface Overall Most people talk shit. This time it was worth listening to it.

Extra Sweet Spot: Fiji to Kiribati on Avios

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Extra Sweet Spot: Fiji to Kiribati on Avios
Fiji to Kiribati is part of the Bula! Fiji Hub Trip Report.
En route to my residency in Melbourne, Australia (see 55K Alaskan to Fiji And My New Melbourne Residence), I had a stopover in Fiji. Instead of staying put in a beach resort (see Sheraton Fiji: We Appreciate Your Loyalty!), I decided to explore the South Pacific. My destinations were based on two factors: 1. Routing 2. Points availability. Because timing was limited, I had to choose between seeing American Samoa (see I Blew It: Missing Blowholes in Samoa And Tuna in America) and a place I had never heard of nor could I pronounce, Kiribati. Given the outsized points redemption, 20,000 Avios and $37 versus $1484 out-of-pocket one-way, I chose Kiribati, a place whose slogan is ‘For Travelers, not Tourists.’ While I was not flying Fiji Airways business (see The Best Business 737 Experience), I still felt ahead on top of my points game despite the 3 hours in coach.
a group of people sitting in an airplane
Business so far away.
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But tater tots? Who can complain?
Overall This was one of the best redemptions in terms of value and one of the best redemptions in terms of adventure (see Guns & Butter: Kiribati).
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Welcome to Kiribati!
     

By Bus: Nice to Cannes

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By Bus: Nice to Cannes
By Bus Nice to Cannes is part of the Still The Best Trip Report.
I finally made it to Nice after missing my previous flight (see Finally Arrived). I assumed there would be a direct train from the airport to Cannes. I was slightly surprised to find that no direct train links both. The best option is to take the bus. To do so, catch the tram from Terminal 1 to Terminal 2. You can then buy the bus ticket using the app or on the website for 19 euros, the only bargain in the South of France. people standing next to a train a bus parked under a bridge a sign with a number and information on it a screen on a bus TPOL’s Tip: Definitely take the bus over Uber if the bus is available. Traffic is avoided in the bus lane.

Lufthansa Business Class Lounge Frankfurt: Bland Again

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Lufthansa Business Class Lounge Frankfurt: Bland Again
Lufthansa Business Class Lounge Frankfurt is part of the Still The Best Trip Report.
With a quick stopover in Frankfurt from Lisbon to Nice, (see Finally Arrived), I popped into the Lufthansa Lounge. Unless I’m in Lufthansa’s First Class Lounge (see Losing My Points Virginity: Trip Report Overview), I have not been impressed by the Lufthansa Lounge experience (see Lufthansa Business Lounge Munich: Dry as Their Pretzels). The Frankfurt lounge was no different. It is as if Lufthansa purposefully makes the lounge uncomfortable. Does any of this look appetizing to you? a sign on a wall a large screen in a building a plate of scrambled eggs and mushrooms a bowl of soup with meat and vegetables a plate of pasta with sauce
a group of pretzels in a wooden box
Well, maybe the pretzels.

Lufthansa LIS-FRA-NCE: Finally Arrived

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Lufthansa LIS-FRA-NCE: Finally Arrived
LIS-FRA-NCE is part of the Still The Best Trip Report from August 2023.
I have yet to fly Lufthansa first class, but I have flown Lufthansa short-haul business, and each time, I am unimpressed. Following my missed flight from Lisbon to Nice (see Travel Lesson Lisbon: Friend Reunion Led to Missed Flight ), I used 20,000 Lifemiles and $75 to book this ‘business class’ trip.
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LIS-FRA
a seat in an airplane a plane with a staircase and people walking down it
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When will I try first?
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Not today: FRA-NCE

Hyatt Globalist: Now What?

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Hyatt Globalist: Now What?
I have gone from Hyatt Diamond to Hyatt Explorist to Hyatt Globalist a few times (see That’s Me in the Corner Losing My Globalist Status). This is an odd year (pun intended), which means I must have qualified for Globalist again. What will I do with my status? Nothing: I qualified for Globalist this year by chance. The reason I was keen on qualifying was so I could remain an Explorist through February 2027. I have no urgency to try to requalify again. Spend: Those who have a thriving self-run business dominate the points game. I would like to increase my wealth (and points) by spending more on my Hyatt card. Wouldn’t it be nice to qualify by spending my way to the top? Category 7: As a Globalist, I have six months to use a Category 7 free night certificate. The list of Category 7 properties is far from compelling, with Santorini being the only destination I would visit for the sake of my Country Count. Explore: Hyatt does not have hotels in the majority of the 52 Places I Probably Won’t Visit in 2025. However, it does have one in Lagos, Nigeria, my prime target. My mission will be to find Hyatts in countries I have yet to visit. Overall I have no major plans now that I am a Globalist. I can confidently say that between having status and making money, I will choose status. Having the former means I can save money, which will ultimately lead to making more money.
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On my way to Globalist 2027? I think not.

52 Places I Probably Won’t Visit in 2025

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52 Places I Probably Won’t Visit in 2025
The Failing NY Times published its stale 52 Places to Go in 2025. Based on the unoriginality, I am convinced they used an AI bot to create their list. To retaliate, I told my AI bot to come up with a list of UN countries I haven’t visited. I asked it to rank the cities by ‘danger.’ While most will be missed this year (see I Don’t Want to Visit Every Country), many are intriguing and may make the cut (no pun intended). Those are bolded below with Lagos, Nigeria my top demand. TPOL’s Trivia: I have been to 119 out of 193 countries (see Where I’ve Been).
  1. Kabul, Afghanistan
  2. Algiers, Algeria
  3. Luanda, Angola
  4. Dhaka, Bangladesh
  5. Minsk, Belarus
  6. Belize City, Belize
  7. Cotonou, Benin
  8. Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
  9. Gitega, Burundi
  10. Douala, Cameroon
  11. Bangui, Central African Republic
  12. N’Djamena, Chad
  13. Moroni, Comoros
  14. Brazzaville, Congo (Republic of the)
  15. Abidjan, Côte d’Ivoire
  16. Havana, Cuba
  17. Pyongyang, North Korea
  18. Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo
  19. Djibouti City, Djibouti
  20. Roseau, Dominica
  21. Quito, Ecuador
  22. San Salvador, El Salvador
  23. Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
  24. Asmara, Eritrea
  25. Libreville, Gabon
  26. Banjul, Gambia
  27. Accra, Ghana
  28. Guatemala City, Guatemala
  29. Conakry, Guinea
  30. Bissau, Guinea-Bissau
  31. Georgetown, Guyana
  32. Port-au-Prince, Haiti
  33. Tegucigalpa, Honduras
  34. Tehran, Iran
  35. Maseru, Lesotho
  36. Monrovia, Liberia
  37. Tripoli, Libya
  38. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
  39. Antananarivo, Madagascar
  40. Lilongwe, Malawi
  41. Bamako, Mali
  42. Majuro, Marshall Islands
  43. Nouakchott, Mauritania
  44. Palikir, Micronesia
  45. Maputo, Mozambique
  46. Yamoussoukro, Côte d’Ivoire
  47. Managua, Nicaragua
  48. Niamey, Niger
  49. Lagos, Nigeria
  50. Islamabad, Pakistan
  51. Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
  52. Juba, South Sudan
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Danger, I laugh in the face of danger!

Priority Pass DTW: Opens at 16:00:00, Not a Second Sooner!

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Priority Pass DTW: Opens at 16:00:00, Not a Second Sooner!
Priority Pass DTW is part of the TPOL Won’t Visit All 50 States And That’s OK Trip Report.
My Michigan mission was accomplished. I visited family. I saw the Bills vs. Lions game at a cheap price (see Bills vs. Lions: Ticket Scalping When No Tickets Are Available), and I qualified for Hyatt Globalist (see Finally, a Review of the Hyatt Place Livonia). All that was left to do was to travel on Spirit for 12 hours from DTW-MCO-SJU. In preparation for this arduous journey, I was happy to relax in the Priority Pass Lounge in DTW. Restrictions  Instead of a warm welcome, I came across this: a sign with text on it The lounge practices German time: I tried to walk in at 3:59 and was kicked out. The woman didn’t find it funny. TPOL’s Tip: Be sure to check the app for restrictions.
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Not our hours.
Food The pasta was good as was the salad. a tray of food in a buffet a plate of food on a table a plate of pasta on a table Beer I appreciated the Stella and the Labatt Blue. a refrigerator full of beer bottles Memories Did you know that this was the first lounge I visited before my first angle-flat flight (see Losing My Points Virginity: Trip Report Overview)?
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Like Flint, success is measured in Detroit by not coming back.
Seating It’s becoming increasingly awkward to take photos in lounges. I do my best not to be creepy. a group of people sitting at tables in a room with a metal door a table and chairs in a room Overall As the saying goes, a lounge is better than no lounge even when access is delayed.
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And now for S-P-I-R-I-T!

Tipping: New Ways to ‘Motivate’ Me to Give

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Tipping: New Ways to ‘Motivate’ Me to Give
I hate tipping. You know this (see Tipping At The Cash Register: Are You Bleeping Kidding?, I Don’t Tip at Lounges Either & I’m Not Tipping Uber Either!). On my recent trip to Michigan, I found two creative ways that management has addressed this issue. Forced Tips  I was surprised to find the following on my receipt at Buddy’s Pizza (see Who Agrees? Detroit Style Pizza Is The Best). a receipt with a signature The 20% was already included. At least the waitress was nice enough to point that out. I am not sure if this was because it was football Sunday (see Bills vs. Lions: From No Tickets to the Front Row). If not, is this the new trend? Can we opt out? Does it apply to alcohol? Pay Through the App The worst is when the waiter comes around with the credit card payment machine and asks, “Do you want to leave a tip?” (see Pressured Into Tipping! I Hate Credit Card Processing Tablets). A nice substitution for this is paying through the app using a scannable barcode. a screenshot of a computer Using this method of payment, I receive a breakdown of my (overpriced) bill and a handy built-in tip calculator that lets me know exactly how much gratuity is. Having the space to analyze the bill and the lack of pressure from the hovering waiter has me more inclined to leave more than my maximum 10%. Overall I hate tipping. Just charge more for the food and drinks and leave me the hell alone.  

Who Agrees? Detroit Style Pizza Is The Best

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Who Agrees? Detroit Style Pizza Is The Best
Detroit Style Pizza is part of the TPOL Won’t Visit All 50 States And That’s OK Trip Report.
Disclaimer: If you buy a Breville Pizza Oven using my link, I get paid.
Let’s get ready to rumble! Where can you find the best pizza in the world? Is it in Naples (see Lombardis 1892: Proper Pizza in Napoli)? Is it Zimbabwe (see Best In The World? Pizza In Victoria Falls)? How about NYC (see Primavera Pizza NYC: Good Sober, Better Tipsy?)? Apart from my homemade pizza made in Puerto Rico courtesy of the Breville Pizzaiolo, I go back and forth between Chicago (see The World’s Best Pizza: Chicago Deep Dish Edition) and Detroit.  Detroit is famous or infamous for its pizza because it is the birthplace of Little Caesars and my go-to delivery place, Domino’s (see TPOL’S Food Guide Nairobi). Cottage Inn is also from Michigan but is not known around the nation. What a shame. Hungry Howie’s, where I worked for a week before being fired when I was 16, is native to Michigan as well. Their pizza is terrible and so was management! But this post is not focused on franchises. It is focused on a particular type of pizza called Detroit style. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than square pieces of pizza, tiny pepperonis, and a crispy crust. Following the Lions Game (see Bills Vs. Lions: From No Tickets to the Front Row), I went to Buddy’s Pizza, the Original Detroit Style since 1946, to see if it could rival another Michigan pizza franchise, Jet’s. Here’s what I found: Like Lou Malnati’s in Chicago, I believe that ordering a bigger pie is better than a smaller one (see Post Lockdown Dream Fulfilled? Deep Dish Pizza in Chicago). There’s more surface area for the flavors to cook and soak into the crust. a rectangular pizza with pepperoni on top TPOL’s Tip: We could only finish 3/4 slices, but I would still order a larger pizza. It’s worth the extra excess for the true Detroit Style experience. An honorable mention goes to Buddy’s ranch dressing, which is some of the best I have had in a long time (see I Found Hidden Valley). a pizza with sauce on a plate TPOL’s Tip: The salad for two is more than enough. a bowl of salad with vegetables TPOL’s Tip: Buddy’s is located at 1565 Broadway St Detroit, MI 48226 Overall With recency bias, I will declare Detroit Style the best pizza. While Buddy’s was scrumptious I will also declare that Jet’s is the best of the best in terms of Detroit Style franchises.
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