TPOL is a liar and a leaker! In my post, Vote Where TPOL Moves Next And I’ll Go There, the winner was Tirana, Albania. There was NO COLLUSION. I repeat, NO COLLUSION. The voters spoke and spoke decisively. So why am I moving to Puerto Rico, effective immediately? Because TPOL is an authoritarian. While TPOL generously provides freedom of speech to his people (feel free to comment anything you want without being censored), TPOL doesn’t necessarily heed the advice of his readers simply because it is left as a comment. That insolence has led to a recurring message from some readers, “This is the last time I’m reading your blog!” Although this blog, like PBS, makes money thanks to viewers like you, the $.0001/click TPOL makes is not enough to change the way the blog is written, let alone mandate me to move to Tirana.
Jokes aside, the reason I’m moving to Puerto Rico is to take advantage of a generous tax exemption for businesses that export their services to the US. While I was able to hit my mins by paying Uncle Sam this past tax season, giving away my hard earned earnings for the pleasure of living in Scottsdale, Arizona is not worth the price of admission. The reason the move is effective immediately is because I need to to be in Puerto Rico for 183 calendar days in order to qualify for the exemption. The residency requirement (along with many others, which I will document in the coming weeks and months) is why this move happened now.
Although I won’t be broadcasting live from Tirana, I am confident that my adventures in Puerto Rico will go a long way to Make Blogging Great Again!
TPOL, el mejor blogger en todo el mundo.